NSG Senate Lobby: Bread, Circuses and Automatic Weapons

[Geilinor]

By secretary's I mean secretary of anything. Cos that's what they are, secretary's of the state.

I was actually pointing to this guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_M._Paulson

Ah yuck. He's part of the reason the economy collapsed.

Also a notorious liar. He claimed on numerous occasions that the economy was doing great when it wasn't.

[Ainin]

Ah yuck. He's part of the reason the economy collapsed.

Also a notorious liar. He claimed on numerous occasions that the economy was doing great when it wasn't.

[Corenea]

Also a notorious liar. He claimed on numerous occasions that the economy was doing great when it wasn't.

[Haelunor]

That banner has a special place in the hearts of every American.

[New Bierstaat]

Also a notorious liar. He claimed on numerous occasions that the economy was doing great when it wasn't.

I'm reading his autobiography. He said that speech was one of his greatest regrets as president.

I liked him, though.

[The Nihilistic view]

Is the top one not somebodies senator?

[Corenea]

Is the top one not somebodies senator?

It's Prime Minister Stephen Harper

[Constabularies of Aurentina]

Hey Hippo, if you could like respond somewhere, otherwise I'm going to draw optimal conclusion from our last post.

[Courts and Tribunals]

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The Court of Assize for Leishaagen hereby authorises:

A warrant to search property number 7, Smith Road, Leishaagen

Due to several ongoing investigations into potential illegal activities facilitated by this building.

John McCain
Judge

[Regnum Dominae]

insert logo here

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The Court of Assize for Leishaagen hereby authorises:

A warrant to search property number 7, Smith Road, Leishaagen

Due to several ongoing investigations into potential illegal activities facilitated by this building.

Who is this?

[Courts and Tribunals]

insert logo here

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The Court of Assize for Leishaagen hereby authorises:

A warrant to search property number 7, Smith Road, Leishaagen

Due to several ongoing investigations into potential illegal activities facilitated by this building.

Who is this?

Ainin, but this is a shared account between the admins (PS: To the admins - the pw is the same as that of the admin account).

[Constabularies of Aurentina]

We are requesting that the finance police go in with a team of Intelligencery agents. As financial irregularities and illegal purchases may be found on the premises.

[Belmaria]

Smith Industries has not conducted any illegal activities, nor do we have any illegal materials on our property. The police are welcome to look if they wish.

[Macedonian Grand Empire]

We are requesting that the finance police go in with a team of Intelligencery agents. As financial irregularities and illegal purchases may be found on the premises.

Branko Aleksic was in his office and looked at the request from the police. Dialing a number to the Chief Inspector he said that he approves the request and to send in a team with the police. Signing the request he proceeded to do his work about the budget.

[Regnum Dominae]

I am now to be referred to as His Majesty, Imperator of Terra, Emperor of All that Exists, Saviour of Nations, God personified, President of the United States, Consul of Rome, Doge of Venice, Ayatollah of the Islamic Republic of Iran, His Royal Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, Holy Crusader, Esquire, General of the Army, Eternal President of the Democratic People's Republic, Dear Leader, Great Leader, the Great Successor, the Almighty, the Invulnerable, the Honorable, the Architect of the Universe, defender of Britannia, Father of the Aurentine Commonwealth, The Bringer of Judgement, The All-Glorious, Maiestatis, Imperator illius terram, Imperatorem onium existentiae, Salvatorem populorum, Deus personam, Praesidis Civitatum Foederatarum, Consul Romanus, Dux Veneti, Rex publicae Islamicorum reliquit, Regiae Maiestati Regnum Unitum Britanniae Magnae et Hiberniae Rex, ac Ipsius aliis regnis atque loca ut, Caritas amicitia quaedam est civitatis, Fidei defensor, Sanctus subveniat, Armiger, Princeps militiæ, Popularis Reipublicae Democraticae praeses ad æternum, Dux Dilectissimi, Magnus Ducis, Magnum Successorem, et Omnipotens causas singulorum, Inviolabili, enim venerabilis est, Omnium rerum artificem, vindex Britanniae, Pater ex autem rei publicae Aurentiae, Educis iudicii, Autem gloriosi mirabilis, quoniam magnifici vastati, the majestic James Augustus Benedict Cornelius David Earl Farley Gabriel Herbert Ian Jackson Kyle Lucas Maximillian Nathan Owen Peter Quentin Remus Sebastian Trevor Ulysses Vincent William Xavier Yehuda Zacharias Lu.

[CTALNH]

Here's a crazy idea for you people: We should return to the gold standard.

Seconded.

[Regnum Dominae]

Here's a crazy idea for you people: We should return to the gold standard.

Seconded.

wait what

[CTALNH]

Seconded.

wait what

What?

[Regnum Dominae]

wait what

What?

"I don't understand why a socialist left winger like you would support the gold standard," His Majesty, Imperator of Terra, Emperor of All that Exists, Saviour of Nations, God personified, President of the United States, Consul of Rome, Doge of Venice, Ayatollah of the Islamic Republic of Iran, His Royal Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, Holy Crusader, Esquire, General of the Army, Eternal President of the Democratic People's Republic, Dear Leader, Great Leader, the Great Successor, the Almighty, the Invulnerable, the Honorable, the Architect of the Universe, defender of Britannia, Father of the Aurentine Commonwealth, The Bringer of Judgement, The All-Glorious, Maiestatis, Imperator illius terram, Imperatorem onium existentiae, Salvatorem populorum, Deus personam, Praesidis Civitatum Foederatarum, Consul Romanus, Dux Veneti, Rex publicae Islamicorum reliquit, Regiae Maiestati Regnum Unitum Britanniae Magnae et Hiberniae Rex, ac Ipsius aliis regnis atque loca ut, Caritas amicitia quaedam est civitatis, Fidei defensor, Sanctus subveniat, Armiger, Princeps militiæ, Popularis Reipublicae Democraticae praeses ad æternum, Dux Dilectissimi, Magnus Ducis, Magnum Successorem, et Omnipotens causas singulorum, Inviolabili, enim venerabilis est, Omnium rerum artificem, vindex Britanniae, Pater ex autem rei publicae Aurentiae, Educis iudicii, Autem gloriosi mirabilis, quoniam magnifici vastati, the majestic James Augustus Benedict Cornelius David Earl Farley Gabriel Herbert Ian Jackson Kyle Lucas Maximillian Nathan Owen Peter Quentin Remus Sebastian Trevor Ulysses Vincent William Xavier Yehuda Zacharias Lu says.

[CTALNH]

What?

"I don't understand why a socialist left winger like you would support the gold standard," His Majesty, Imperator of Terra, Emperor of All that Exists, Saviour of Nations, God personified, President of the United States, Consul of Rome, Doge of Venice, Ayatollah of the Islamic Republic of Iran, His Royal Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, Holy Crusader, Esquire, General of the Army, Eternal President of the Democratic People's Republic, Dear Leader, Great Leader, the Great Successor, the Almighty, the Invulnerable, the Honorable, the Architect of the Universe, defender of Britannia, Father of the Aurentine Commonwealth, The Bringer of Judgement, The All-Glorious, Maiestatis, Imperator illius terram, Imperatorem onium existentiae, Salvatorem populorum, Deus personam, Praesidis Civitatum Foederatarum, Consul Romanus, Dux Veneti, Rex publicae Islamicorum reliquit, Regiae Maiestati Regnum Unitum Britanniae Magnae et Hiberniae Rex, ac Ipsius aliis regnis atque loca ut, Caritas amicitia quaedam est civitatis, Fidei defensor, Sanctus subveniat, Armiger, Princeps militiæ, Popularis Reipublicae Democraticae praeses ad æternum, Dux Dilectissimi, Magnus Ducis, Magnum Successorem, et Omnipotens causas singulorum, Inviolabili, enim venerabilis est, Omnium rerum artificem, vindex Britanniae, Pater ex autem rei publicae Aurentiae, Educis iudicii, Autem gloriosi mirabilis, quoniam magnifici vastati, the majestic James Augustus Benedict Cornelius David Earl Farley Gabriel Herbert Ian Jackson Kyle Lucas Maximillian Nathan Owen Peter Quentin Remus Sebastian Trevor Ulysses Vincent William Xavier Yehuda Zacharias Lu says.

Well mister His Majesty, Imperator of Terra, Emperor of All that Exists, Saviour of Nations, God personified, President of the United States, Consul of Rome, Doge of Venice, Ayatollah of the Islamic Republic of Iran, His Royal Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, Holy Crusader, Esquire, General of the Army, Eternal President of the Democratic People's Republic, Dear Leader, Great Leader, the Great Successor, the Almighty, the Invulnerable, the Honorable, the Architect of the Universe, defender of Britannia, Father of the Aurentine Commonwealth, The Bringer of Judgement, The All-Glorious, Maiestatis, Imperator illius terram, Imperatorem onium existentiae, Salvatorem populorum, Deus personam, Praesidis Civitatum Foederatarum, Consul Romanus, Dux Veneti, Rex publicae Islamicorum reliquit, Regiae Maiestati Regnum Unitum Britanniae Magnae et Hiberniae Rex, ac Ipsius aliis regnis atque loca ut, Caritas amicitia quaedam est civitatis, Fidei defensor, Sanctus subveniat, Armiger, Princeps militiæ, Popularis Reipublicae Democraticae praeses ad æternum, Dux Dilectissimi, Magnus Ducis, Magnum Successorem, et Omnipotens causas singulorum, Inviolabili, enim venerabilis est, Omnium rerum artificem, vindex Britanniae, Pater ex autem rei publicae Aurentiae, Educis iudicii, Autem gloriosi mirabilis, quoniam magnifici vastati, the majestic James Augustus Benedict Cornelius David Earl Farley Gabriel Herbert Ian Jackson Kyle Lucas Maximillian Nathan Owen Peter Quentin Remus Sebastian Trevor Ulysses Vincent William Xavier Yehuda Zacharias Lu if it fucks your market up and strengthens me I must be for something do you not think so?

[The Nihilistic view]

"I don't understand why a socialist left winger like you would support the gold standard," His Majesty, Imperator of Terra, Emperor of All that Exists, Saviour of Nations, God personified, President of the United States, Consul of Rome, Doge of Venice, Ayatollah of the Islamic Republic of Iran, His Royal Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, Holy Crusader, Esquire, General of the Army, Eternal President of the Democratic People's Republic, Dear Leader, Great Leader, the Great Successor, the Almighty, the Invulnerable, the Honorable, the Architect of the Universe, defender of Britannia, Father of the Aurentine Commonwealth, The Bringer of Judgement, The All-Glorious, Maiestatis, Imperator illius terram, Imperatorem onium existentiae, Salvatorem populorum, Deus personam, Praesidis Civitatum Foederatarum, Consul Romanus, Dux Veneti, Rex publicae Islamicorum reliquit, Regiae Maiestati Regnum Unitum Britanniae Magnae et Hiberniae Rex, ac Ipsius aliis regnis atque loca ut, Caritas amicitia quaedam est civitatis, Fidei defensor, Sanctus subveniat, Armiger, Princeps militiæ, Popularis Reipublicae Democraticae praeses ad æternum, Dux Dilectissimi, Magnus Ducis, Magnum Successorem, et Omnipotens causas singulorum, Inviolabili, enim venerabilis est, Omnium rerum artificem, vindex Britanniae, Pater ex autem rei publicae Aurentiae, Educis iudicii, Autem gloriosi mirabilis, quoniam magnifici vastati, the majestic James Augustus Benedict Cornelius David Earl Farley Gabriel Herbert Ian Jackson Kyle Lucas Maximillian Nathan Owen Peter Quentin Remus Sebastian Trevor Ulysses Vincent William Xavier Yehuda Zacharias Lu says.

Well mister His Majesty, Imperator of Terra, Emperor of All that Exists, Saviour of Nations, God personified, President of the United States, Consul of Rome, Doge of Venice, Ayatollah of the Islamic Republic of Iran, His Royal Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, Holy Crusader, Esquire, General of the Army, Eternal President of the Democratic People's Republic, Dear Leader, Great Leader, the Great Successor, the Almighty, the Invulnerable, the Honorable, the Architect of the Universe, defender of Britannia, Father of the Aurentine Commonwealth, The Bringer of Judgement, The All-Glorious, Maiestatis, Imperator illius terram, Imperatorem onium existentiae, Salvatorem populorum, Deus personam, Praesidis Civitatum Foederatarum, Consul Romanus, Dux Veneti, Rex publicae Islamicorum reliquit, Regiae Maiestati Regnum Unitum Britanniae Magnae et Hiberniae Rex, ac Ipsius aliis regnis atque loca ut, Caritas amicitia quaedam est civitatis, Fidei defensor, Sanctus subveniat, Armiger, Princeps militiæ, Popularis Reipublicae Democraticae praeses ad æternum, Dux Dilectissimi, Magnus Ducis, Magnum Successorem, et Omnipotens causas singulorum, Inviolabili, enim venerabilis est, Omnium rerum artificem, vindex Britanniae, Pater ex autem rei publicae Aurentiae, Educis iudicii, Autem gloriosi mirabilis, quoniam magnifici vastati, the majestic James Augustus Benedict Cornelius David Earl Farley Gabriel Herbert Ian Jackson Kyle Lucas Maximillian Nathan Owen Peter Quentin Remus Sebastian Trevor Ulysses Vincent William Xavier Yehuda Zacharias Lu if it fucks your market up and strengthens me I must be for something do you not think so?

"The gold standard is only good for those at the top of society like myself." Said His Royal Highness ,The King of Pesolonia, The Prince , Charles, Philip , Arthur , George ,Prince of Wales ,Earl of Chester , Duke of Cornwall , Duke of Rothesay ,Earl of Carrick , Baron of Renfrew ,Lord of the Isles ,Prince and Great Steward of Scotland ,Royal Knight Companion of the most noble order of the Garter , Royal Knight Companion of the most Ancient and most noble order of the Thistle ,Knight Grand Cross of the most honourable order of the Bath ,Member of the order of Merit ,Knight of the order of Australia , Companion of the Queens service order, Member of Her Majastys Most Honourable Privy Councillors , Aide de Camp to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth R, Doctor of medicine, sociology, classics and eugenics, Chief inspector, Detective constable, President Pro-Tempore of the Senate, Major General the Field Marshal Lord Alexander Boris De Pheffel William Johnson ESQ.

[Kouralia]

I believe this is my job, to appt. National Police Commissioners, so John Harper is now the National Police Commissioner. If I'm mistaken then consider me embarrassed.

[The Nihilistic view]

yes it is "Could you not have picked somebody with a longer name?"

[Kouralia]

You guys are piss poor at this, can't hold a candle to Imeriata.

His royal Highness Oskar rex stjänkhrone II by the grace of the gods high king of the absolute royal federation and divinely appointed ruler and unifier of the Scandinavian race, the descendant of the first Imerian high kings especially and foremost Emanuel the first, Son of Primus the XIIIth, the son of Emanuel the VIIth, the son of Gustav the IInd, the son of Anders the IIId, the son of Emanuel the VI, the carrier of the royal sword first carried by the demigod Belrion son of Bel, vanquisher of evil, Tamer of the mighty dragon Katla and Crackle, Slayer of the dragon Harimir, Gardark and Salram, the defender of all inferior species and destined ruler of man, the protector of the federal crown jewels, the holder of the sword of Halmir and carrier of the enlightened torch of civilisation, vanquisher of communism, socialism, syndicalism and national socialism and patriarch of the noble house auf stjänkhrone, carrier of better and more important titles than the space Russians as well as the protector of the free city states of al-Jzr al-Khḑrā as well as defender of Hungary and her regions and the realms as king of Imeriata and as such the defender and autocrat of Söderlandet, Norderlandet, Aster öarna, Vast öarna, Sydvedian, Storfloden and the river king, king of Vedian and the duke protector of Ostmark, Millanmark and Vastermark, king of Erathia and as that the duke of Ankea metsä and ruler of the thousand lakes, the lord and defender of lännenfilmi ajaa vapaalla and pohjoinen kallio, over the ancient rivers river, from the ancient mountains mountain king of Karmanjaka, king of Northern Taranakan, king of Chanjing, and king of Andervel but also the righteous and lawful king of New felandia and the king emperor of Dajing, the duke of Sydvinland, Northern Venezue and Sthalinge, The Shah of the crown states of al-Jzr al-Khḑrā and the Padishah of all of al-Jzr al-Khḑrā, The lord regent of the colony of Nova Imeriata, Imerian Africa, Angland, the two peninsulas of Tvaude and of Somalmark, The Grand duke of Saderland, The prince of Isarna, Salmo, judeheim and the baron of Gustavsland and Sjöland, Khan of Salonia, Tsar of Nordomark, Sultan king of Ramir, the Emir of Sandland and Jarl of Salywa and the free city of Rickasborg and Styrfastning, defender and lord of the city of Arkham and Sirmera, and further more the ruler of the federal terretories of Vastermark and the northern iceplains, the high lord of Kalmer, Salmoborg and Gaseborg, Lord of the countless cities and lands under his most blessed and righteous rule, the lord defender of Imerbürg, Coparborg, Vesiki, Sjöborg, Afrikas fastning, Erikasborg, Nova Imerbürg, Wein, Udeborg, Angborg, Ambir, Nya Landborg, Nymarksborg, Sorgerstad, Anderborg, Nordanstad, Kängruborg, Sthalstad, Kängruborg, Judeborg, Moskstad, Daji, Sajing, Ademarksborg, Salem, Söderhamn, Öborga, Dragograd, Gapur, Bor-zut and Táibĕi but as well the Enlightened Emperor of Nicksyllvania and as such the King of Leazus, Emperor of Helman, Grand Prince of Zeth, Emperor of Japan, Emperor of Jungria, Duke and king of Hornet-Kereburos, Despot of the Great North, Grand Duke of the Western Badlands, Master of the Southern Marshes, and the king of Dragkon and the wielder of the Holy Swords, the Demon Sword Kaos, the Holy Sword Nikkou, and the Greatsword of the Empire, Nickiller, Great Protector of the Helman Wall and Majino Line, also by the right of his birth high marshal of the royal guard and the Imperial commander of the Imperial nicksyllvanian army, the grand commander of the federal order of the golden sword and the Nicksyllvanian order, the knight commander of the order of the golden cross and the order of Africa, the lord commander of the colonial order, the high commander of the federal order of the silver rose and the order of Scandera, the Taranakan order and the Order of Vinland may his reign last until the end of time and may the empire and federation he rules stand even through the flames of the endtimes to protect all of his royal highness subjects.

[The IASM]

You guys are piss poor at this, can't hold a candle to Imeriata.

His royal Highness Oskar rex stjänkhrone II by the grace of the gods high king of the absolute royal federation and divinely appointed ruler and unifier of the Scandinavian race, the descendant of the first Imerian high kings especially and foremost Emanuel the first, Son of Primus the XIIIth, the son of Emanuel the VIIth, the son of Gustav the IInd, the son of Anders the IIId, the son of Emanuel the VI, the carrier of the royal sword first carried by the demigod Belrion son of Bel, vanquisher of evil, Tamer of the mighty dragon Katla and Crackle, Slayer of the dragon Harimir, Gardark and Salram, the defender of all inferior species and destined ruler of man, the protector of the federal crown jewels, the holder of the sword of Halmir and carrier of the enlightened torch of civilisation, vanquisher of communism, socialism, syndicalism and national socialism and patriarch of the noble house auf stjänkhrone, carrier of better and more important titles than the space Russians as well as the protector of the free city states of al-Jzr al-Khḑrā as well as defender of Hungary and her regions and the realms as king of Imeriata and as such the defender and autocrat of Söderlandet, Norderlandet, Aster öarna, Vast öarna, Sydvedian, Storfloden and the river king, king of Vedian and the duke protector of Ostmark, Millanmark and Vastermark, king of Erathia and as that the duke of Ankea metsä and ruler of the thousand lakes, the lord and defender of lännenfilmi ajaa vapaalla and pohjoinen kallio, over the ancient rivers river, from the ancient mountains mountain king of Karmanjaka, king of Northern Taranakan, king of Chanjing, and king of Andervel but also the righteous and lawful king of New felandia and the king emperor of Dajing, the duke of Sydvinland, Northern Venezue and Sthalinge, The Shah of the crown states of al-Jzr al-Khḑrā and the Padishah of all of al-Jzr al-Khḑrā, The lord regent of the colony of Nova Imeriata, Imerian Africa, Angland, the two peninsulas of Tvaude and of Somalmark, The Grand duke of Saderland, The prince of Isarna, Salmo, judeheim and the baron of Gustavsland and Sjöland, Khan of Salonia, Tsar of Nordomark, Sultan king of Ramir, the Emir of Sandland and Jarl of Salywa and the free city of Rickasborg and Styrfastning, defender and lord of the city of Arkham and Sirmera, and further more the ruler of the federal terretories of Vastermark and the northern iceplains, the high lord of Kalmer, Salmoborg and Gaseborg, Lord of the countless cities and lands under his most blessed and righteous rule, the lord defender of Imerbürg, Coparborg, Vesiki, Sjöborg, Afrikas fastning, Erikasborg, Nova Imerbürg, Wein, Udeborg, Angborg, Ambir, Nya Landborg, Nymarksborg, Sorgerstad, Anderborg, Nordanstad, Kängruborg, Sthalstad, Kängruborg, Judeborg, Moskstad, Daji, Sajing, Ademarksborg, Salem, Söderhamn, Öborga, Dragograd, Gapur, Bor-zut and Táibĕi but as well the Enlightened Emperor of Nicksyllvania and as such the King of Leazus, Emperor of Helman, Grand Prince of Zeth, Emperor of Japan, Emperor of Jungria, Duke and king of Hornet-Kereburos, Despot of the Great North, Grand Duke of the Western Badlands, Master of the Southern Marshes, and the king of Dragkon and the wielder of the Holy Swords, the Demon Sword Kaos, the Holy Sword Nikkou, and the Greatsword of the Empire, Nickiller, Great Protector of the Helman Wall and Majino Line, also by the right of his birth high marshal of the royal guard and the Imperial commander of the Imperial nicksyllvanian army, the grand commander of the federal order of the golden sword and the Nicksyllvanian order, the knight commander of the order of the golden cross and the order of Africa, the lord commander of the colonial order, the high commander of the federal order of the silver rose and the order of Scandera, the Taranakan order and the Order of Vinland may his reign last until the end of time and may the empire and federation he rules stand even through the flames of the endtimes to protect all of his royal highness subjects.

... This would extend posts a lot.