NSG Senate Lobby: Bread, Circuses and Automatic Weapons

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

Use depleted uranium.

[The Nihilistic view]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

I would approve of the change, miscreant's would no longer be able to dis-extend the baton leaving the constable at risk. Steel core would get my vote.

[New Zepuha]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

Use depleted uranium.

Okay we aren't looking to be beating down tanks.

[Belmaria]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

I would use either a wood or poly-carbonate baton. PR-24 is a good choice. So is a traditional straight baton.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Use depleted uranium.

Okay we aren't looking to be beating down tanks.

With civvies having APCs you'll need them.

[New Zepuha]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

I would use either a wood or poly-carbonate baton. PR-24 is a good choice. So is a traditional straight baton.

Straight baton is what I'm looking at.

[Belmaria]

I would use either a wood or poly-carbonate baton. PR-24 is a good choice. So is a traditional straight baton.

Straight baton is what I'm looking at.

I vote for wood then.

Okay we aren't looking to be beating down tanks.

With civvies having APCs you'll need them.

Especially when these APCs have no weapons systems

[Corenea]

Speaking of Social Conservatives, Utah Governor Gary Herbert stated that extreme socialists have no place in Utah. He had stated this as a response to New York Governor Andrew Cuermo.

Here's what I've uncovered while listening to him speak in a Utah program:

"There's a schism in the Democratic Party especially, extremists that people in Utah wondered who they are. Those anti-babies, anti-freedom, big government type communists, if that's what they're are, then they have no place to reside in Utah because that's not who Utahns are. I have made a decree to keep the extremists out."

"Utah will officially be an abortion-free state. Anyone who supports abortion will be deported to New York and will be denied from returning to Utah. They are not welcomed here."

"Following the Swiss model, there will be mandatory firearms ownership where everyone over 6 years must have firearm trainings. Anyone who protest will be deported to Chicago, Michigan as they lost touch with the people of Utah"

"Following the Singapore model, most Utah lands shall be privatised. Expect Mcdonald vendors on every school and expect to pay for their Big Macs. Anyone who does not comply shall be deported to California."

“Following the Russian model, Utah will be a homosexual-free state. If one is found to be homosexual, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, multi-gendered, semi-gendered or any combination, you’ll be deported to California. You have no place in Utah.

“Any citizen of Utah who is found to have voted for Barack Obama will be deported to Vermont. You have no place in Utah because that’s not what Utahns are.

"Utah will officially be an NSA/IRS free state. All citizens are expected to report any IRS/NSA activities they find and are also expected to destroy public security cameras. Anyone who doesn't comply will be kindly asked to leave and never return"

“Furthermore, any socialist who can no longer take the oppressive taxes, overregulation, and elites running amok of another state will be granted asylum in Utah. They must relinquish their right to vote in any state or local election for a period of five years. At the five-year mark, they will be given a test to judge their competency and make sure they have been deprogrammed from socialism and communism."

Note, this is a joke and satire. Of course I made it all up

[Regnum Dominae]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

Use depletedweapons grade uraniumplutonium.

Fixed.

[Soviet Canuckistan]

Use depletedweapons grade uraniumplutonium.

Fixed.

My bad. That's a far better idea.

[Regnum Dominae]

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This entire NSG thread is absolutely and unintentionally hilarious.

[Haelunor]

I support the use of lethal amounts of radiation to control the populace.

[Costa Fierro]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

Just hit them with golf clubs. It's the classy way.

[The State of Czecho-Slovakia]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

I would approve of the change, miscreant's would no longer be able to dis-extend the baton leaving the constable at risk. Steel core would get my vote.

I also approve of this, as I think it is a good, cheap weapon for dealing with miscreants. Aren't there ones made of hard rubber, though? On a second note, are the CTC ever going to get their own police unit? Would this require a new bill?
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On a completely different note, Friday's steam excursion will now be called the "Excursion to Leissalm", to make the destination more clear and avoid the confusion of the old Aurentina Metropolitan Railway ("The Met"), with the modern subway system ("The Metro"). This naming convention will continue in the future to reduce confusion, as excursions will be offered regularly during off peak hours.

[Kouralia]

Your local constabularies is considering a switch from the ASP baton, to more traditional solid batons. We are consideringsolid wood or steel core batons, please send us your feed back!

Pour quoi?

An ASP is (IIRC) designed to put people down, not to fight them. You break bones with it when you twat someone.

[CTALNH]

So who I need to suck off to become the president?

reference to something....

Your first step to success is to not be you.

Thats gonna be tough.

[Aurentina Airlines]

There has been a minor incident onboard Aurentina Airlines Flight 005 from CDG - Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport to XLA - Leishaagen International Airport involving an unruly passenger. The aircraft has landed safely at MXG - Malling International Airport without further incident and the passenger involved has been detained.

[Britanno]

My internet hasn't been working for the past two weeks because BT are full of idiots, can someone summarise what has happened since half way through the election?

[Macedonian Grand Empire]

My internet hasn't been working for the past two weeks because BT are full of idiots, can someone summarise what has happened since half way through the election?

NFC won with around 57-58% of the votes in the presidential elections.
Old Tirania was voted as Prime minister.
Hippo Formed a new Ultra right party.

[Belmaria]

My internet hasn't been working for the past two weeks because BT are full of idiots, can someone summarise what has happened since half way through the election?

NFC won with around 57-58% of the votes in the presidential elections.
Old Tirania was voted as Prime minister.
Hippo Formed a new Ultra right party.

And I'm back! *throws confetti at Brit*

[New Zepuha]

My internet hasn't been working for the past two weeks because BT are full of idiots, can someone summarise what has happened since half way through the election?

NFC won with around 57-58% of the votes in the presidential elections.
Old Tirania was voted as Prime minister.
Hippo Formed a new Ultra right party.

Hippo also got arrested. [ICLY in the process of]

[Britanno]

And I'm back! *throws confetti at Brit*

I'm more worried they made you Minister of Education.

Is there a new cabinet thread, and what's this about Nihil dissolving the old cabinet? Did OT pass the PM confirmation vote by much?

[New Zepuha]

And I'm back! *throws confetti at Brit*

I'm more worried they made you Minister of Education.

Is there a new cabinet thread, and what's this about Nihil dissolving the old cabinet? Did OT pass the PM confirmation vote by much?

No, because he had to, and he was losing until the final 10 hours of the vote.

[Belmaria]

And I'm back! *throws confetti at Brit*

I'm more worried they made you Minister of Education.

Is there a new cabinet thread, and what's this about Nihil dissolving the old cabinet? Did OT pass the PM confirmation vote by much?

OT hasn't officially nominated a cabinet yet, so we don't have an official thread. And if I remember correctly, OT only barely passed the vote.

Also, the leader of the opposition appears to be under scrutiny already.

[Glasgia]

I'm more worried they made you Minister of Education.

Is there a new cabinet thread, and what's this about Nihil dissolving the old cabinet? Did OT pass the PM confirmation vote by much?

OT hasn't officially nominated a cabinet yet, so we don't have an official thread. And if I remember correctly, OT only barely passed the vote.

Also, the leader of the opposition appears to be under scrutiny already.

That's lies and slander. Even just a few sentences in, I found the first lie. If you read the conversation, I only complained after seeing the PpT having already posted a few hours beforehand - My TG having been sent the day before. Considering it was an important matter, one which could even have turned a closer confirmation one way or another if I'd been allowed to speak, then I feel that I have every right to be aggrieved. I shall read the rest, then report back.

EDIT: Ok, second paragraph was about me politely asking Kamchastkia to explain his support for an illegal terrorist movement. He told me to piss off, I did not return with any insults and made sure I did not lower to his level. There was already a widely-supported motion for the SAP's removal from the coalition at the time.

EDIT 2: Third paragraph is laughable. You'll notice the shadow cabinet was sorted before the end of the Prime Minister's confirmation, when the Prime Minister cannot ready his own cabinet even now, while purposely excluding a Customs Minister as a political statement.

EDIT 3: Oh, also, I have not criticised the Prime Minister for inactivity. Rather, his apparent apathy when it comes to presenting the nation a cabinet to govern it