TET 78: Gooble Gobble, Gooble Gobble, One of Us, One of Us

[Lost heros]

I'll give you a hint when you're on a date. When a guy asks if you want to hang out, just the two of you, he is asking you out.

Hehe. Hopefully I'd be smart enough to figure that out.

Hopefully.

[Blasveck]

Well, yeah.

That is true.

If I may be honest, i hope the liberation theologists are right. >_>

I don't know who I hope's right about what happens after death.

I honestly just hope that if anything exists after death, the guy who's judging me isn't a dick about it.

[Dyakovo]

To clarify, I would be the clueless one. Not the kisser.
And yes, I am quite weird, and though I can usually pick up even the most subtle hints of body language, I'm pretty clueless about flirting and dating and relationships and stuff.

Hah, funny.

You and I are quite alike.

She's an alpaca as well?

[Lost heros]

Hah, funny.

You and I are quite alike.

She's an alpaca as well?

We're all alpacas.

[DesAnges]

I'm taking this as confirmation that the RUMOR MILL^TM is correct.

Wait, no. Des, help me out here.

I shall declare Ew. Not because of yourself, Stern, but rather that as has been correctly pointed out I'm already spoken for and you're 14 and I'm 21. So again - ew.

To clarify, I would be the clueless one. Not the kisser.
And yes, I am quite weird, and though I can usually pick up even the most subtle hints of body language, I'm pretty clueless about flirting and dating and relationships and stuff.

I'll give you a hint when you're on a date. When a guy asks if you want to hang out, just the two of you, he is asking you out.

I didn't know that

>.>
<.<
Have you been dating Des?

Des is already dating a fellow NSGer, iirc.

Dya knows that. I know that facts never get in the way of a good joke.

[Rocopurr]

I don't know who I hope's right about what happens after death.

I honestly just hope that if anything exists after death, the guy who's judging me isn't a dick about it.

I assume I wouldn't be judged well, unfortunately. I wouldn't consider myself a good person but whatever.

Hah, funny.

You and I are quite alike.

She's an alpaca as well? :unsure:

Or is Esty actually a young, feminist fangirl?

[Ruridova]

Where will you sell it? Does NS have grocery store checkout lines?

Yes. They don't end though.

..that sucks.

[Bralia]

Des is already dating a fellow NSGer, iirc.

Dya knows that. I know that facts never get in the way of a good joke.

The hell are "facts"?

[Lost heros]

I'll give you a hint when you're on a date. When a guy asks if you want to hang out, just the two of you, he is asking you out.

I didn't know that

Please tell me, your first clue that you were on a date, wasn't the kiss.

[Sunawan]

Well you are. I just don't see a point in worrying about something that will hit humans like a sixteen wheeler. Unless we get to transhumanism. Then... Um... Oh I actually don't know.

I still think that worrying about one's demise is a bit unhealthy. But that's my side of the coin.

Oh, I know that a lot of my worrying is probably unhealthy.

The priority for anyone is to leave the world a better place.

So even if there is no such thing as an afterlife, your positive impact on this world will remain. Be it big or small. So... Be positive I guess? Again, don't take this as an absolute, just take it as one of many sugestions you will encounter in your lifetime.

[Hydronium]

She's an alpaca as well?

We're all alpacas.

Not me...
I feel left out...

[Dyakovo]

Des is already dating a fellow NSGer, iirc.

Dya knows that. I know that facts never get in the way of a good joke.

Indeed I do, I even know which one.

[Ruridova]

Dya knows that. I know that facts never get in the way of a good joke.

The hell are "facts"?

This reminds me of the time someone told me about debating in a formal, civilized manner. Such a thing can't exist.

[Dyakovo]

She's an alpaca as well?

Or is Esty actually a young, feminist fangirl?

They're both young, feminist fangirl alpacas?

[Dyakovo]

We're all alpacas.

Not me...
I feel left out...

That's because we closed the door before you could come in.

[Cheri]

Au revoir!

[Lost heros]

We're all alpacas.

Not me...
I feel left out...

That sounds like your problem.

[Dyakovo]

Au revoir!

Auf wiedersehen. Come back again when you can't stay so long.
*nods*

[Stern des Meeres]

To clarify, I would be the clueless one. Not the kisser.
And yes, I am quite weird, and though I can usually pick up even the most subtle hints of body language, I'm pretty clueless about flirting and dating and relationships and stuff.

Hah, funny.

You and I are quite alike.

Seems to be as such.

[Hydronium]

Dya knows that. I know that facts never get in the way of a good joke.

The hell are "facts"?

Things atheists hurl at you because they want to "Disprove" you. Most of the time, there just kinda nonsense, but the creationists on NSG really are not good at sorting out fact from fiction.

[Bralia]

Dya knows that. I know that facts never get in the way of a good joke.

Indeed I do, I even know which one.

You know, I bet the whole teacher thing would make for some great role-playing opportunites for Des . . .

The hell are "facts"?

This reminds me of the time someone told me about debating in a formal, civilized manner. Such a thing can't exist.

I don't believe you. It has been shown dozens of times that civilized debate can always occur in controlled environments. Check and mate, good sir.

[Hydronium]

Au revoir!

Bye!

[DesAnges]

Dya knows that. I know that facts never get in the way of a good joke.

Indeed I do, I even know which one.

I think a fair few people know which one.

I didn't know that

Please tell me, your first clue that you were on a date, wasn't the kiss.

In retrospect, no. At the time...

[Stern des Meeres]

Wait, no. Des, help me out here.

I shall declare Ew. Not because of yourself, Stern, but rather that as has been correctly pointed out I'm already spoken for and you're 14 and I'm 21. So again - ew.

I'll give you a hint when you're on a date. When a guy asks if you want to hang out, just the two of you, he is asking you out.

I didn't know that

Des is already dating a fellow NSGer, iirc.

Dya knows that. I know that facts never get in the way of a good joke.

Ah, good. "Ew" is the response I was hoping for.

[Blasveck]

The hell are "facts"?

Things atheists hurl at you because they want to "Disprove" you. Most of the time, there just kinda nonsense, but the creationists on NSG really are not good at sorting out fact from fiction.

"But someone is wrong on the Internet!"