TET 78: Gooble Gobble, Gooble Gobble, One of Us, One of Us

[Dyakovo]

It's faster than most people progress, but not faster than my current one did...

First date (same day I met her), went home with her, didn't leave for two weeks. when I did it was only for one day, then moved my stuff in, we've been together ever since...

Of course you could always move in the opposite direction and not realise you were on a date until the other person kisses you.

I suppose that's a way to go as well...

[Coffee Cakes]

It almost certainly has to be better.

Either your life is shit, or you're pulling shit out of your ass.

Well, given that after death, there's no loss, death, general nastiness, etc, I think that at least it can't be any worse.

[Stern des Meeres]

It's faster than most people progress, but not faster than my current one did...

First date (same day I met her), went home with her, didn't leave for two weeks. when I did it was only for one day, then moved my stuff in, we've been together ever since...

Of course you could always move in the opposite direction and not realise you were on a date until the other person kisses you.

That, um, that sounds like something I would do.

[Rocopurr]

Either your life is shit, or you're pulling shit out of your ass.

Well, given that after death, there's no loss, death, general nastiness, etc, I think that at least it can't be any worse.

There is the whole concept of a Hell, which sounds quite shitty.

[Hydronium]

I'll get the paperwork in order.

Can I get September 27, please?

I have the best birthday ever...

December 31, 1999

[Dyakovo]

Of course you could always move in the opposite direction and not realise you were on a date until the other person kisses you.

That, um, that sounds like something I would do.

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Have you been dating Des?

[Coffee Cakes]

It almost certainly has to be better.

Why do you say that?

How much bad shit happens on earth?

Now, how much happens when it all fades away?

Exactly.

In the void, there is peace.

[Lost heros]

Of course you could always move in the opposite direction and not realise you were on a date until the other person kisses you.

That, um, that sounds like something I would do.

Stern, that is just weird.

[Cheri]

What a nice gesture even if my b day was actually yesterday.

*blows candles and eats cake*

No problem

Cool.

Thanks. :3

Which day?

Asalaam alaykum TET, long time no see.

Hi there.

[Sunawan]

Well, given that after death, there's no loss, death, general nastiness, etc, I think that at least it can't be any worse.

There is the whole concept of a Hell, which sounds quite shitty.

Why fret about something that you don't know?

I suggest worrying about your current struggle. Not the struggle after death.

[Dyakovo]

Can I get September 27, please?

I have the best birthday ever...

December 31, 1999

Nonsense. The best birthday would be February 29^th.

[Stern des Meeres]

That, um, that sounds like something I would do.

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Have you been dating Des?

No? Though apparently if we did, neither of us would realize it.

[Coffee Cakes]

Well, given that after death, there's no loss, death, general nastiness, etc, I think that at least it can't be any worse.

There is the whole concept of a Hell, which sounds quite shitty.

Well, yeah.

That is true.

If I may be honest, i hope the liberation theologists are right. >_>

[Esternial]

That, um, that sounds like something I would do.

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Have you been dating Des? :unsure:

Unlikely, since neither of them would be aware of it.

[Dyakovo]

Well, given that after death, there's no loss, death, general nastiness, etc, I think that at least it can't be any worse.

There is the whole concept of a Hell, which sounds quite shitty.

It is also not possible, since you are a construct of your brain, thus if your brain ceases to function, you no longer exist.

[Rocopurr]

There is the whole concept of a Hell, which sounds quite shitty.

Why fret about something that you don't know?

I suggest worrying about your current struggle. Not the struggle after death.

I worry about my current struggles, yes. Am I not allowed to worry about the future?

[Cheri]

Can I get September 27, please?

I have the best birthday ever...

December 31, 1999

The best birthday is December 25th. Extra presents!

[Dyakovo]

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Have you been dating Des?

No? Though apparently if we did, neither of us would realize it.

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Have you been dating Des?

Unlikely, since neither of them would be aware of it.

It's why I asked...

[Lost heros]

I have the best birthday ever...

December 31, 1999

Nonsense. The best birthday would be February 29^th.

Nope, December 21 2012.

[Bralia]

Either your life is shit, or you're pulling shit out of your ass.

Well, given that after death, there's no loss, death, general nastiness, etc, I think that at least it can't be any worse.

Gotta point there. Sorry for the harshness, I'm rather snappy at whatever I perceive to be BS today.

[Hydronium]

I have the best birthday ever...

December 31, 1999

Nonsense. The best birthday would be February 29^th.

I was born on the last day of the MILLENNIUM. I got frickin SUPERPOWERS!!!

[Meritocratic States]

Looks like my family's into the show The Walking Dead.

My job is done.

[Stern des Meeres]

That, um, that sounds like something I would do.

Stern, that is just weird.

To clarify, I would be the clueless one. Not the kisser.
And yes, I am quite weird, and though I can usually pick up even the most subtle hints of body language, I'm pretty clueless about flirting and dating and relationships and stuff.

[The Corparation]

That, um, that sounds like something I would do.

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Have you been dating Des?

TIME TO START THE RUMOR MILL!!: Latest TET Gossip reveals Des and Stern a thing? Something something Tabloid Headlines.

[Ruridova]

Back after some brief computer-internet trouble! Hello Coffee, hello Merit, hello LH!