TET 78: Gooble Gobble, Gooble Gobble, One of Us, One of Us

[ShellbyvilleHS]

No he's like trying to bother me. He knows he makes me uncomfortable I'm going to die or I'm going to go to jail

If it's bothering you then it's probably showing in your body language. Just relax and take a few slow deep breaths. Think of a calm blue ocean or the countryside. Always helps me when I'm stressed. If he thinks it bothers you then he'll keep doing it. Act like you don't care, and he'll get bored eventually.'

Or maybe he does just think you're pretty and likes looking at you. Boys do that, y'know..

He's an ass. If he thinks I'm pretty he can go fuck himself. The entirety of the date he would not stop touching me even when I asked him to and he kept trying to get me to buy shit for him. And then he took a picture of me without me knowing and sent the picture to all his friends like "this is my girlfriend". And on top of that he's arrogant. Oh and in the middle of it his mother called to ask him if I was rich

The image of him in the ER getting my steel toed boot surgically removed from his body helps.

[Ethel mermania]

*still slightly hyperventilating* stop. Fucking. Watching. Me.

pretend to flirt with a different boy in the class.

[Lordieth]

If it's bothering you then it's probably showing in your body language. Just relax and take a few slow deep breaths. Think of a calm blue ocean or the countryside. Always helps me when I'm stressed. If he thinks it bothers you then he'll keep doing it. Act like you don't care, and he'll get bored eventually.'

Or maybe he does just think you're pretty and likes looking at you. Boys do that, y'know..

He's an ass. If he thinks I'm pretty he can go fuck himself. The entirety of the date he would not stop touching me even when I asked him to and he kept trying to get me to buy shit for him. And then he took a picture of me without me knowing and sent the picture to all his friends like "this is my girlfriend". And on top of that he's arrogant. Oh and in the middle of it his mother called to ask him if I was rich

The image of him in the ER getting my steel toed boot surgically removed from his body helps.

He sounds like a jerk. Why let it get to you when you know you're so much better than him? You shouldn't be annoyed by him. You should pity him.

[Ordenburg]

If it's bothering you then it's probably showing in your body language. Just relax and take a few slow deep breaths. Think of a calm blue ocean or the countryside. Always helps me when I'm stressed. If he thinks it bothers you then he'll keep doing it. Act like you don't care, and he'll get bored eventually.'

Or maybe he does just think you're pretty and likes looking at you. Boys do that, y'know..

He's an ass. If he thinks I'm pretty he can go fuck himself. The entirety of the date he would not stop touching me even when I asked him to and he kept trying to get me to buy shit for him. And then he took a picture of me without me knowing and sent the picture to all his friends like "this is my girlfriend". And on top of that he's arrogant. Oh and in the middle of it his mother called to ask him if I was rich

The image of him in the ER getting my steel toed boot surgically removed from his body helps.

At this point I cannot compare, nor do I know what the best thing to do would be. Restraining order, temporary ones are easy to come by; inform some authority? I don't know what I would do in your position, though I would probably just play mind games(psychological warfare woot!) until I was left alone.

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

Was warmer than I was expecting last night. It was nice.

How's your world?

Judging by peoples reactions today, insane as always. I started rambling on obscure units of measurement for a while because I didn't like the unit of board-feet, and then came the attoparsecs per microfortnight.

As Bureaucrat 1 said, "It doesn't matter what the standard rule is. It matters that there is one and we enforce it."

[Hurdegaryp]

Judging by peoples reactions today, insane as always. I started rambling on obscure units of measurement for a while because I didn't like the unit of board-feet, and then came the attoparsecs per microfortnight.

As Bureaucrat 1 said, "It doesn't matter what the standard rule is. It matters that there is one and we enforce it."

Bureaucrat 1 is my kind of guy.

[ShellbyvilleHS]

He just came over and started loudly speaking at me about how I'm a bitch and I used him (???) and it's unfortunate that he had to run into me again.

And I laughed and then he walked away and I'm crying in the bathroom and I never want to come out because all these people were looking at me.

[Especially Dirty Hippies]

As Bureaucrat 1 said, "It doesn't matter what the standard rule is. It matters that there is one and we enforce it."

Bureaucrat 1 is my kind of guy.

Was somebody screaming earlier?

Is everybody alright?

[Lordieth]

He just came over and started loudly speaking at me about how I'm a bitch and I used him (???) and it's unfortunate that he had to run into me again.

And I laughed and then he walked away and I'm crying in the bathroom and I never want to come out because all these people were looking at me.

He's a loser Shellby. You shouldn't let losers get you down. You've got lots of friends and plenty of people that like you. People who walk around in life who think they can treat people will garbage usually get what's coming to them eventually. Take comfort in the fact that someone will probably clock him one for you before long.

[Hurdegaryp]

Bureaucrat 1 is my kind of guy.

Was somebody screaming earlier?

Is everybody alright?

But more importantly, were the proper procedures followed?

[Ordenburg]

He just came over and started loudly speaking at me about how I'm a bitch and I used him (???) and it's unfortunate that he had to run into me again.

And I laughed and then he walked away and I'm crying in the bathroom and I never want to come out because all these people were looking at me.

I doubt I could come up with words of this language adequate to describe someone as he, does he want to drive you over the edge.

[Ethel mermania]

He just came over and started loudly speaking at me about how I'm a bitch and I used him (???) and it's unfortunate that he had to run into me again.

And I laughed and then he walked away and I'm crying in the bathroom and I never want to come out because all these people were looking at me.

nooooooo

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

No.

But I can't get it to go away. And it makes me want to cry. It annoys me a lot for some reason.

Try going to your user control panel. It might have the answers you are looking for.

[ShellbyvilleHS]

I'm just gonna live in this bathroom forever

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

I'm just gonna live in this bathroom forever

Aye... bad idea. Try kitchen instead. That's where the food is!

[Lordieth]

I'm just gonna live in this bathroom forever

Are you really going to let one guy ruin your entire day? Besides, if you forget to put the seat down your pillow's going to fall in the toilet, and where will you be then? Sleeping in a toilet with a soggy pillow, that's where.

[Ordenburg]

I'm just gonna live in this bathroom forever

Don't worry you'll find other bathrooms, just remember the floor is always cleaner on the other side of the stall.

*is hit for making bathroom jokes*

Aside from that bad joke, I do actually wish I could help you right now, unfortunately you will have to be on your own at the moment.

Now take a few deep breaths in and out, then close your eyes and clear your mind, then find something that motivates you. It could be anything, just something like a goal, or an inspirational quote or action that means something to you. Then find your ground, take a knee or whatever is best at the moment, what ever and think about what it is that motivates you. Build yourself up, and then stand, compose yourself and then leave.

[Sibator]

Did you know the url of viewing your own posts contains id and egosearch in it?

[Grenartia]

He just came over and started loudly speaking at me about how I'm a bitch and I used him (???) and it's unfortunate that he had to run into me again.

And I laughed and then he walked away and I'm crying in the bathroom and I never want to come out because all these people were looking at me.

If they give you any shit, tell them he's obsessed with you and harrassing/stalking you.

[H-Alba]

Ciamar a tha sibh, NationStates.

[Ordenburg]

Damn, how are all these flies getting into my room, it seems that I have to kick them out every day; I grab them and throw them out yet there's always another the next day.

[The Holy Therns]

Damn, how are all these flies getting into my room, it seems that I have to kick them out every day; I grab them and throw them out yet there's always another the next day.

You know what kind of help you need?

You need Doctor Bees.

[Anollasia]

I went on a field trip to a conservation area today.

[Hurdegaryp]

Damn, how are all these flies getting into my room, it seems that I have to kick them out every day; I grab them and throw them out yet there's always another the next day.

You know what kind of help you need?

You need Doctor Bees.

Or maybe he should get rid of his cadaver collection.

[Ordenburg]

You know what kind of help you need?

You need Doctor Bees.

Or maybe he should get rid of his cadaver collection.

Damn, could that really be it, how am I supposed to decorate my closet/have fun Friday nights without them.