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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:59 pm

I send in one hundred blademen to seize the booze.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:01 pm

Hathradic States wrote:I send in one hundred blademen to seize the booze.


One hundred gunmen stop them rather quickly.
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:03 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:I send in one hundred blademen to seize the booze.


One hundred gunmen stop them rather quickly.

Cast an ignore shield against all post-Renaissance tech, forcing this to be a real battle.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:11 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
One hundred gunmen stop them rather quickly.

Cast an ignore shield against all post-Renaissance tech, forcing this to be a real battle.


Arquebus >:D
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NOTICE 1: Anything depicted IC on this nation does NOT reflect my IRL views or values, and is not endorsed by me.
NOTICE 2: Most RP and every OOC post by me prior to 2023 are no longer endorsed nor tolerated by me. I've since put on my adult pants!
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:13 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Cast an ignore shield against all post-Renaissance tech, forcing this to be a real battle.


Arquebus >:D

Armored knights.

Anyways, surrender your booze and your women, or face certain death.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:14 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
Arquebus >:D

Armored knights.

Anyways, surrender your booze and your women, or face certain death.


steel armor < arquebus ball :>

The arquebusiers stare at the swordsmen. "No! You surrender before we shoot you all!" They take aim.
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They call me Torra, but you can call me... anytime (☞⌐■_■)☞
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NOTICE 1: Anything depicted IC on this nation does NOT reflect my IRL views or values, and is not endorsed by me.
NOTICE 2: Most RP and every OOC post by me prior to 2023 are no longer endorsed nor tolerated by me. I've since put on my adult pants!
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:16 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Armored knights.

Anyways, surrender your booze and your women, or face certain death.


steel armor < arquebus ball :>

The arquebusiers stare at the swordsmen. "No! You surrender before we shoot you all!" They take aim.

They had bulletproof armor, you know.

Reinforcements come in from behind as the blademen stare at you.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.

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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:18 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
steel armor < arquebus ball :>

The arquebusiers stare at the swordsmen. "No! You surrender before we shoot you all!" They take aim.

They had bulletproof armor, you know.

Reinforcements come in from behind as the blademen stare at you.


Isn't that shit pretty heavy, though?

Then the arquebusiers are shot down by bowmen who are behind the swordsmen. A Legion of Roman Praetorians is staring them down from behind.
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Hyperion
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Postby Hyperion » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:22 pm

*runs in, a legion of 20 swordsman and 4 riflemen behind him* Hath, I'm here with backup! Its me, Stefano! Swordsman, Phalanx Formation! Omega Team, get on the chandeliers and shoot these 'Room! FOR BOOZEIA!
Exchange Rate: Hypernote
2.55 H$= 1 N$ = 2 USD
Unemployment: 9%
GPD/Capita: H$ 8,930
Debt: H$ -416,215,102
Details:
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=economics
Total: 2,080,205
Land: 1,337,700
Navy: 205,800
Airforce: 514,500
Budget: 20%
Details:http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=military
Tax: 29%
Population: 1.029 Billion
Animal: Colossal Squid
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Currency: Hyper-Note
Leader: J Humble
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion
Administration: 2%
Welfare: 12%
Education: 22%
Defence: 20%
Public Transport: 9%
Environment: 22%
Not listed? We don't fund it.
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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:25 pm

Hyperion wrote:*runs in, a legion of 20 swordsman and 4 riflemen behind him* Hath, I'm here with backup! Its me, Stefano! Swordsman, Phalanx Formation! Omega Team, get on the chandeliers and shoot these 'Room! FOR BOOZEIA!


Sadly, he's outnumbered about 9,975 to 1.
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They call me Torra, but you can call me... anytime (☞⌐■_■)☞
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NOTICE 1: Anything depicted IC on this nation does NOT reflect my IRL views or values, and is not endorsed by me.
NOTICE 2: Most RP and every OOC post by me prior to 2023 are no longer endorsed nor tolerated by me. I've since put on my adult pants!
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Hyperion
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Postby Hyperion » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:28 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Hyperion wrote:*runs in, a legion of 20 swordsman and 4 riflemen behind him* Hath, I'm here with backup! Its me, Stefano! Swordsman, Phalanx Formation! Omega Team, get on the chandeliers and shoot these 'Room! FOR BOOZEIA!


Sadly, he's outnumbered about 9,975 to 1.


Or am I? *two flying unicorns fly in, shooting rainbows*

Seriously: Or Am I? *200 more swordsmen come in* Zeta Squad, attack!
Exchange Rate: Hypernote
2.55 H$= 1 N$ = 2 USD
Unemployment: 9%
GPD/Capita: H$ 8,930
Debt: H$ -416,215,102
Details:
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=economics
Total: 2,080,205
Land: 1,337,700
Navy: 205,800
Airforce: 514,500
Budget: 20%
Details:http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=military
Tax: 29%
Population: 1.029 Billion
Animal: Colossal Squid
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Currency: Hyper-Note
Leader: J Humble
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion
Administration: 2%
Welfare: 12%
Education: 22%
Defence: 20%
Public Transport: 9%
Environment: 22%
Not listed? We don't fund it.
Help get my new Issue "One Nation under Who?" ready for a send off!

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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:29 pm

Hyperion wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
Sadly, he's outnumbered about 9,975 to 1.


Or am I? *two flying unicorns fly in, shooting rainbows*

Seriously: Or Am I? *200 more swordsmen come in* Zeta Squad, attack!


The larger group of swordsmen are overshadowed by a wave of arrows fired from the archers among the ranks of praetorians.
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They call me Torra, but you can call me... anytime (☞⌐■_■)☞
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NOTICE 1: Anything depicted IC on this nation does NOT reflect my IRL views or values, and is not endorsed by me.
NOTICE 2: Most RP and every OOC post by me prior to 2023 are no longer endorsed nor tolerated by me. I've since put on my adult pants!
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Hyperion
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Postby Hyperion » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:31 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Hyperion wrote:
Or am I? *two flying unicorns fly in, shooting rainbows*

Seriously: Or Am I? *200 more swordsmen come in* Zeta Squad, attack!


The larger group of swordsmen are overshadowed by a wave of arrows fired from the archers among the ranks of praetorians.

Meanwhile, the smaller group snekas up from the rear, jumping chandelier to chandelier stabbing area afew archers.
Exchange Rate: Hypernote
2.55 H$= 1 N$ = 2 USD
Unemployment: 9%
GPD/Capita: H$ 8,930
Debt: H$ -416,215,102
Details:
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=economics
Total: 2,080,205
Land: 1,337,700
Navy: 205,800
Airforce: 514,500
Budget: 20%
Details:http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=military
Tax: 29%
Population: 1.029 Billion
Animal: Colossal Squid
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Currency: Hyper-Note
Leader: J Humble
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion
Administration: 2%
Welfare: 12%
Education: 22%
Defence: 20%
Public Transport: 9%
Environment: 22%
Not listed? We don't fund it.
Help get my new Issue "One Nation under Who?" ready for a send off!

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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:33 pm

Hyperion wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
The larger group of swordsmen are overshadowed by a wave of arrows fired from the archers among the ranks of praetorians.

Meanwhile, the smaller group snekas up from the rear, jumping chandelier to chandelier stabbing area afew archers.


Since the archers are inside of a square formed by the praetorians, the swordsmen are assaulted and annihilated in seconds.
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They call me Torra, but you can call me... anytime (☞⌐■_■)☞
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NOTICE 1: Anything depicted IC on this nation does NOT reflect my IRL views or values, and is not endorsed by me.
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:40 pm

A girl of about twelve enters covered in blood. Looking around.

}Daddy, daddy! Where the hell are you! Your daughter is lonely and needs you!

She cries tears of blood.

}Daddy.....
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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:41 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:A girl of about twelve enters covered in blood. Looking around.

}Daddy, daddy! Where the hell are you! Your daughter is lonely and needs you!

She cries tears of blood.

}Daddy.....


A random legionnaire finds her. "Hello? Little child? Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?"
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They call me Torra, but you can call me... anytime (☞⌐■_■)☞
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NOTICE 1: Anything depicted IC on this nation does NOT reflect my IRL views or values, and is not endorsed by me.
NOTICE 2: Most RP and every OOC post by me prior to 2023 are no longer endorsed nor tolerated by me. I've since put on my adult pants!
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:43 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:A girl of about twelve enters covered in blood. Looking around.

}Daddy, daddy! Where the hell are you! Your daughter is lonely and needs you!

She cries tears of blood.

}Daddy.....


A random legionnaire finds her. "Hello? Little child? Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?"

}No, I hurt someone. Then they sprayed blood on me, it was ever rude of them. After all I did for them.

Sniffles.

}Where's my daddy? I've got a surprise for him.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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Re-nabari vampires
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Postby Re-nabari vampires » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:49 pm

Hiroshima was sitting in a chair and was craddling Leda. Hayley was meowing and pawing at Hiroshima. Hiroshima put Leda in her crib and pet Hayley.

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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:49 pm

Marina walks in with another blanket.

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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:51 pm

Re-nabari vampires wrote:Hiroshima was sitting in a chair and was craddling Leda. Hayley was meowing and pawing at Hiroshima. Hiroshima put Leda in her crib and pet Hayley.

'Hi, Shima.'

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Marina walks in with another blanket.

Hugs from behind and kisses the back of her neck.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:54 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
Re-nabari vampires wrote:Hiroshima was sitting in a chair and was craddling Leda. Hayley was meowing and pawing at Hiroshima. Hiroshima put Leda in her crib and pet Hayley.

'Hi, Shima.'

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Marina walks in with another blanket.

Hugs from behind and kisses the back of her neck.

Marina cries as she gives him the blanket.

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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:54 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
A random legionnaire finds her. "Hello? Little child? Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?"

}No, I hurt someone. Then they sprayed blood on me, it was ever rude of them. After all I did for them.

Sniffles.

}Where's my daddy? I've got a surprise for him.


He takes off his helmet and kneels down before her. "I don't know where or who your father is, child."
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They call me Torra, but you can call me... anytime (☞⌐■_■)☞
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOTICE 1: Anything depicted IC on this nation does NOT reflect my IRL views or values, and is not endorsed by me.
NOTICE 2: Most RP and every OOC post by me prior to 2023 are no longer endorsed nor tolerated by me. I've since put on my adult pants!
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:56 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Marina cries as she gives him the blanket.

'You know, just do what Char said and damn everything especially me.'

Torrocca wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:}No, I hurt someone. Then they sprayed blood on me, it was ever rude of them. After all I did for them.

Sniffles.

}Where's my daddy? I've got a surprise for him.


He takes off his helmet and kneels down before her. "I don't know where or who your father is, child."

}Lot of help you are. I really want to give him something.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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Crumlark
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Postby Crumlark » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:56 pm

Hathradic States wrote:I send in one hundred blademen to seize the booze.

They are stopped by the security detail of exactly two security guards, both armed with nothing but walkie talkies and batons. One, a middle aged woman of Australian Aboriginal decent pulls aside the first of this conga line of invaders. "Sir, I need you to bend over and place your hands against the wall while we conduct this search that totally was not inspired by your skin color. Thank you for cooperating."
Anarchist. I'm dating TotallyNotEvilLand, and I love him. I am made whole.

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Hyperion
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Founded: Mar 28, 2013
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Postby Hyperion » Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:57 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:}No, I hurt someone. Then they sprayed blood on me, it was ever rude of them. After all I did for them.

Sniffles.

}Where's my daddy? I've got a surprise for him.


He takes off his helmet and kneels down before her. "I don't know where or who your father is, child."


Stefano looks over, and walks over, dismissing the blades and bows aimed at him. "Eh, she may be mine. I kind of see to come here often, so I may of left her after moving bars...hopefully she's one of you legionare's children."
Exchange Rate: Hypernote
2.55 H$= 1 N$ = 2 USD
Unemployment: 9%
GPD/Capita: H$ 8,930
Debt: H$ -416,215,102
Details:
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=economics
Total: 2,080,205
Land: 1,337,700
Navy: 205,800
Airforce: 514,500
Budget: 20%
Details:http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=military
Tax: 29%
Population: 1.029 Billion
Animal: Colossal Squid
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Currency: Hyper-Note
Leader: J Humble
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion
Administration: 2%
Welfare: 12%
Education: 22%
Defence: 20%
Public Transport: 9%
Environment: 22%
Not listed? We don't fund it.
Help get my new Issue "One Nation under Who?" ready for a send off!

NSG's Atheist Man Child
Married to Sanguinea

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