Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[Allancia]

"It's circumcising, there's nothing barbaric, it's not like child slavery, sapient sacrifice, or evil magic, it's circumcision.

"You mean it's not as barbaric."

"They're not doing anything harmful that won't heal over time."

"Frenelums don't grow back."

"It puzzles me why outsiders would trample on religious rights"
~ Police commissioner Zack Gildworth

"Once again, religious rights don't extend to mutilating others without their consent."

"It's a fucking human infant, they're not that developed yet so we should we be concerned about his consent."

"Let's fuck infants then..? They're not old enough to possibly consent so who cares if they don't?"

-The Great Long-Conk

That was amazingly executed. You have my respect.

"Oh god, the pain, the I can't bear it!"

-Sven Romanov
farmer/revolutionary
after sticking his hand into a toaster when he thought it was off.

[The Intersphere]

"NEW MENU ITEM: Long Pork."
~ A restaurant, shortly before being investigated for malpractice

[New Frenco Empire]

"These foreigners are crazy."
~ Secretary of War David Santorez Sr. on way too many occasions

Why are they crazy? Are you mad that we made a point?

You don't know the rule of Saurisisia? Once the argument spirals against him, switch to the raging alcoholic persona and call all foreigners something like "arrogant" or "crazy".

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"TRAIN OPERATING BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER WHACHU KNOW?"

-An (enthusiastic) underground metro engineer

[Allancia]

"As long as you keep the thing washed (which you should be doing anyway), there are no real medical benefits to circumcision. I'm not sure why everyone wants to get rid of the, how they say, 'god-given' foreskin?"

-Doctor Jace Killgore

OOC: Exactly! Logic! So much damn logic!

[Vaxon]

"What is this 'consent' you Earthlings speak of? No such thing here. It doesn't matter what the other parties want. If one party wants sex, they're getting their sex. If the police get involved, the party that refused is going to get executed!"

- Vaxonian Government Official on Politics in the Vaxonian Empire's borders.

"My, My. Such brutes you are-
You should've seen your wife a few hours ago. She was amazing."

- Same VGO cutting off a Human newsworker.

[Auzkhia]

"Keeping your genitals clean is the best way to avoid venereal diseases. Cutting pieces of it off is unneeded."
-Doctor Francesco DiCorizone

[Saurisisia]

"Faith is a very strange thing, it is something people look to in times of need, neglect of times of plenty, and are all to willing to kill others for or defend from those who to destroy said faith."
~ High Priest Rufus Tyrannus Scalio

[Allancia]

Why are they crazy? Are you mad that we made a point?

You don't know the rule of Saurisisia? Once the argument spirals against him, switch to the raging alcoholic persona and call all foreigners something like "arrogant" or "crazy".

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"TRAIN OPERATING BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER WHACHU KNOW?"

-An (enthusiastic) underground metro engineer

No, I actually didn't know the laws of Saurissia. Makes sense though, seeing how the're a facist and righty* nation dominated by pixel Reptiles.

*Really, they make Russia look liberal by comparison

[Len Hyet]

"It's circumcising, there's nothing barbaric, it's not like child slavery, sapient sacrifice, or evil magic, it's circumcision. They're not doing anything harmful that won't heal over time. Besides, why would we be concerned with the child's consent, it's a fucking human infant, they're not that developed yet so we should we be concerned about his consent. If it's an older child, then yes, he should give consent but not as an infant. It puzzles me why outsiders would trample on religious rights over stupid non-issues like this... until I realize most Outsiders don't run on logic."
~ Police commissioner Zack Gildworth

"I was circumcised as a child. I can safely say that if I had a say in the procedure, it would not have happened. I was mutilated against my will, without my knowledge, in the name of a god that I don't recognize. And you sit there and tell me this practice isn't barbaric?"

-Citizen

[Issedonesia]

Take this shit somewhere else.

[Imperilia]

"A long time ago our leader.. that was when we had our supreme republic decided to conquer every empire, every nation, one supreme empire a giant invasion fleet capable of destroying countries. In the middle of its construction our 3 leaders was usurped in a great rebellion and beheaded for treason. our new dictator is a benevolent dictator. our beloved leader.. our father who knows best plans on creating something called [DATA REMOVED BY THE IMPERILIA SECRET DIVISION]"

-Johnston Jack, Local Historian, Recorded in the National Factbook, Disappeared in 5th Generation, 2013

[Oroloo]

Why are they crazy? Are you mad that we made a point?

You don't know the rule of Saurisisia? Once the argument spirals against him, switch to the raging alcoholic persona and call all foreigners something like "arrogant" or "crazy".

"OI, YOU! Yeah, you, New Frenco, lay off the personal critiques and get back on topic, please. That goes for everyone else talking about this circumcision business. Take it to NSG!"

- William Black, Leader of the One Thousand Heroes, Founder of House Black-Will and First King of Oroloo. Breaking the Fourth Wall.

[Auzkhia]

You don't know the rule of Saurisisia? Once the argument spirals against him, switch to the raging alcoholic persona and call all foreigners something like "arrogant" or "crazy".

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"TRAIN OPERATING BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER WHACHU KNOW?"

-An (enthusiastic) underground metro engineer

No, I actually didn't know the laws of Saurissia. Makes sense though, seeing how the're a facist and righty nation dominated by pixel Reptiles.

*Really, they make Russia look liberal by comparison

No he's NOT fascist. Saurisia is a Conservative Libertarian Capitalist nation. Fascism tends to hate capitalism and conservatism. Generally speaking, Saurisia likes to keep to itself, they only trust a small select group of nations. They are apathetic towards foreign beliefs.

[New Frenco Empire]

You don't know the rule of Saurisisia? Once the argument spirals against him, switch to the raging alcoholic persona and call all foreigners something like "arrogant" or "crazy".

"OI, YOU! Yeah, you, New Frenco, lay off the personal critiques and get back on topic, please."

- William Black, Leader of the One Thousand Heroes, Founder of House Black-Will and First King of Oroloo. Breaking the Fourth Wall.

"The topic is 'quotes of your citizens', which I did indeed leave just below the comment you cut out. Not to mention, these threads always lead to on and off arguments. Why are you deciding now is the right time to complain about it?"

-Mary Sue

[Saurisisia]

Thank you, Gorga.

You too, Auz.

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"I think it's really sad that I am more tolerant of others' political and religious beliefs than you, despite what you claim otherwise." ~ President Hadro Ironhorn to Linda Graber, chairwoman of the Social Democratic Party

[Imperilia]

Was not circumcision outlawed in Imperilia for male discomfort during intercourse?

[Oroloo]

"OI, YOU! Yeah, you, New Frenco, lay off the personal critiques and get back on topic, please."

- William Black, Leader of the One Thousand Heroes, Founder of House Black-Will and First King of Oroloo. Breaking the Fourth Wall.

"The topic is 'quotes of your citizens', which I did indeed leave just below the comment you cut out. Not to mention, these threads always lead to on and off arguments. Why are you deciding now is the right time to complain about it?"

-Mary Sue

Because when you start making comments that can spark a flame war, you're going a bit too far. I'm not complaining, I'm telling you to knock it off or the mods will lock this thread.

[Pandeeria]

"War is not a disease. It's actually both a symptom, and a cure." ~Tim Lancer

[Bereia]

"How am I supposed to pay out a living wage to my workers if every spare penny this company earns goes to the government in taxes and fees? It doesn't make any sense."

-- Reagan Schaeffer, Founder & CEO of New Haven Motors.

[New Frenco Empire]

"The topic is 'quotes of your citizens', which I did indeed leave just below the comment you cut out. Not to mention, these threads always lead to on and off arguments. Why are you deciding now is the right time to complain about it?"

-Mary Sue

Because when you start making comments that can spark a flame war, you're going a bit too far. I'm not complaining, I'm telling you to knock it off or the mods will lock this thread.

"Are you serious? This thread is always one big flame war. Someone makes some 'Mary Sue' ideological comment on something (this case circumcision), and the many opposing viewpoints try hard to one-up them. Then it dies down. It's how it's always been. Oh, and I doubt the mods would lock a thread if you put it into quote format. Like so. Just drop it. I'm sure the circumcision craze has died down, anyway. Next up will be homosexuality or foreign policy."

-Mary Sue

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"Richard Dawkins is so annoying he makes me want to believe in god out of spite."

-Vectian atheist.

[Auzkhia]

Ach, this thread sometimes ends up as a political debate argument thread. It turns into NSG.

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"The greatest tradition we have here is that we throw people out of a window. That started a war."
-the Lord-Mayor of Prague.

[Allancia]

"We've been searching for ages for a solution for a problem. We've explored every nook and cranny of mathematics, physics, chemistry and cosmology. We even looked at religion for something, something to help us. It is impossible."

-Prof. Richard Nader
Scientist
to his superior about how to build a zeppelin. 3 months later the first zeppelin was built and flown.

[Meranthya]

I knew this was a bad idea.
Meranthyan Minister of Foreign Affairs, Markus Hedenqvist, prior to plummeting into the Imperial Ocean in a private jet

People of Meranthya, do not lose hope!
Meranthyan reporter Maria Ekblad broadcasting live on national news, seconds prior to being shot to death

Suffering has a purpose!
Archduke Victor II Alexander of Meranthya, upon losing his country through war

[Sp00nlandaquaforcego]

"Fighting is like a monkey, you just have to be yourself or at least within the confines of everything that you aren't unsure of unusually." - Minister of Health Zack Edmonds soon after main-lining some LSD.