Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[Auzkhia]

OOC: It's a just a metaphor. He thought he was clever. That quote doesn't reflect my own opinions, it's just me trying to satirize criticisms of left vs right politics.

OOC: Oh, it wasn't a criticism...I just really like cats. And talk about them given the opportunity.

OOC: I love cats too.
"I like cats, they are awesome pets. That's why my palace has so many cats."
-Emperor Heinrich.

[Saurisisia]

"Cats? Meh, don't really care about em, most Saurisians don't."
~ Secretary of War David Santorez Sr.

[Issedonesia]

"You'll find a cat or two among the Clans, we're more so dog people though, dogs can join you on the hunt, after all. Tibbles can't manage that, unless you're hunting mice or something or keep a lion..." - Random (somewhat lost) Clansman.

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"Okay... So let me get this straight. You want me to painfully cut the 5 most sexually sensitive parts of your newborn child off, despite the fact that 'he' is completely healthy... Will you wait here just one second while I go sort something out in the other room.

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*whispers* Susan, Susan... Call the police. There's a couple of weirdos in my office... If this keeps happening I'm installing a panic button."


-A Vectian doctor conversing with 2 first generation immigrants with barbaric local customs

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"Do you need to have sex or gender listed on your passports? Are there any benefits? As far as I can see all it does is make things harder for the transsexuals, and don't get me started on your genderless and third gender citizens..."

-Toots Macintosh to a British councilor

[Kaitjan]

You know what is the best about Kaitjans soldiers? You point them in a direction, and they run.

Last words of Colonel Izaron Gezu before leading his men into attack at the battle of Tiger´s Hill during the Second Juchoan War. The entire battalion was slaughtered by machine gun fire in the following 30 minutes.

[Saurisisia]

"So what? Sure it seems weird, but it's their religious custom and we should respect it. It's not like their religion calls for sapient sacrifice, practicion of evil magic, or summoning demonic beings, it's cutting off a small part of the newborn's penis, it's small potatoes compared to that other stuff."
~ Reptilius Fredrick, Saurist High Priest, dismissing a bleeding-heart who was publicly decrying circumcision as "barbaric"

[Auzkhia]

"So, you cut the skin around the boy's penis just because it pleases your god? Sounds stupid, our Gods would never tell us to that. Your god must be one of mischief."
An Auzkhian to a human from a different dimension, they were discussing circumcision.

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"Make up your mind! Do you want to be male or female?"
A different Auzkhian to a transsexual.

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"Religious freedoms do not extend to the non-consential mutilation of others."

-Extract from the Vectian bestseller: "101 sentences that should be so obvious that they're never said."

[Saurisisia]

"Ah, so you're an it then, considering you wish to not be addressed as neither he nor she."
~ A customs official to some weirdo from the Alyskan Confederation who said they didn't want to be addressed as either male or female

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"Ah, so you're an it then, considering you wish to not be addressed as neither he nor she."
~ A customs official to some weirdo from the Alyskan Confederation who said they didn't want to be addressed as either male or female

"I would prefer 'ze.' But indeed, I am not a boy or a girl. Those aren't the only options."

-Vectian

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"This guy's been banned from Tumblr... Tumblr! Do you understand the levels of depravity that you have to demonstrate to even get a warning from them?!"

-Another Vectian (I love Tumblr)

[Auzkhia]

"If you want have your son circumcised, let him do it on his own will. If he refuses? Tough, that's called freedom. A babe can not give its consent to have an irrevocable surgery."
-Emperor Heinrich to a Jewish man. The Jewish man was complaining that he couldn't have his newborn son circumcised because it is illegal.

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"If you want have your son circumcised, let him do it on his own will. If he refuses? Tough, that's called freedom. A babe can not give its consent to have an irrevocable surgery."
-Emperor Heinrich to a Jewish man. The Jewish man was complaining that he couldn't have his newborn son circumcised because it is illegal.

"I decided to cut the 5 most sensitive parts of my penis off, and expose the rest to keretanization because I want to reduce my chances of getting STDs."

-No adult in the world ever

[New Frenco Empire]

"You're free to continue your...interesting lifestyle, but what exactly does being a woman in a man's body actually do for you? This isn't the 21st century. Gender roles have gotten quite androgynous, and the whole concept of sex is just trivial. I won't judge, just please forgive me if it all sounds a bit foreign to me."

-Citizen to a foreign transgender (She wasn't aware that the country in question had more conservative views on gender)

[Issedonesia]

"Ei, your traditions might be odd to us, but they're your traditions, and we'll honour that, seeing as how no one else will with their closeminded douchebaggery." - That Same Random Clansman to a Jewish immigrant.

[New Frenco Empire]

"Check my privilege? Your mother should check her privilege. After all, I said she could beat me off. No oral stuff. I don't want her diseased gums on my product."

-Typical Frenk on Tumblr

[Saurisisia]

"It's circumcising, there's nothing barbaric, it's not like child slavery, sapient sacrifice, or evil magic, it's circumcision. They're not doing anything harmful that won't heal over time. Besides, why would we be concerned with the child's consent, it's a fucking human infant, they're not that developed yet so we should we be concerned about his consent. If it's an older child, then yes, he should give consent but not as an infant. It puzzles me why outsiders would trample on religious rights over stupid non-issues like this... until I realize most Outsiders don't run on logic."
~ Police commissioner Zack Gildworth

[Latiko]

"Divine is the man who can please everyone."
-Michael Latiko-

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"It's circumcising, there's nothing barbaric, it's not like child slavery, sapient sacrifice, or evil magic, it's circumcision.

"You mean it's not as barbaric."

"They're not doing anything harmful that won't heal over time."

"Frenelums don't grow back."

"It puzzles me why outsiders would trample on religious rights"
~ Police commissioner Zack Gildworth

"Once again, religious rights don't extend to mutilating others without their consent."

"It's a fucking human infant, they're not that developed yet so we should we be concerned about his consent."

"Let's fuck infants then..? They're not old enough to possibly consent so who cares if they don't?"

-The Great Long-Conk

[Saurisisia]

"These foreigners are crazy."
~ Secretary of War David Santorez Sr. on way too many occasions

[Issedonesia]

Circumcision is done not because it's a religious rite, it's done because it prevents a mirade of devastating infections and health problems. It started as a religions rite, certainly, it is now a medical procedure that quite literally saves lives. Move on Purple Tentacle Monster, move on.

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"Our life is not for everyone, which is why the immigrants inhabit our cities and we are found in the steppes and the highlands." - High King Duncan Macloud

[The CCF]

"We're talking about a man's faith here. I recall Pagans clinging to their faith while Christians burned them and Christians holding to their faith while Pagans fed them to lions. People have willingly died over their faith, the more 'unpleasant' parts of holding will usually appear pretty small in comparison."

- Thomas Harris, Farmer.

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"The moment any culture cries 'barbarians, barbarians and savages at the gates!' is the first step of a well-trodden path. A path filled with the screams and bodies of the 'uncivilized' folk and the gunfire of the 'civilized' folk. 'Civilized' meaning, in this context, having more power than the other guys."

- Martin Nicholson, Premier of the CCF.

[Allancia]

"It's circumcising, there's nothing barbaric, it's not like child slavery, sapient sacrifice, or evil magic, it's circumcision. They're not doing anything harmful that won't heal over time. Besides, why would we be concerned with the child's consent, it's a fucking human infant, they're not that developed yet so we should we be concerned about his consent. If it's an older child, then yes, he should give consent but not as an infant. It puzzles me why outsiders would trample on religious rights over stupid non-issues like this... until I realize most Outsiders don't run on logic."
~ Police commissioner Zack Gildworth

OOC: If the child was sentient, it would probably say no to the genital incision. Seriously, the little flap is meant to keep bacteria from entering a man's body. Plus, it makes wearing pants less discomforting, even with underwear.

"All this work, all this toil, all ruined by a balloon!"

-Sven Romanov
farmer/revolutionary
seconds before the 3rd revolution of Allancia was destroyed by a bomb dropped by a zeppelin

[Vaxon]

"What is this 'consent' you Earthlings speak of? No such thing here. It doesn't matter what the other parties want. If one party wants sex, they're getting their sex. If the police get involved, the party that refused is going to get executed!"

- Vaxonian Government Official on Politics in the Vaxonian Empire's borders.

[Allancia]

"These foreigners are crazy."
~ Secretary of War David Santorez Sr. on way too many occasions

Why are they crazy? Are you mad that we made a point?

[New Frenco Empire]

"As long as you keep the thing washed (which you should be doing anyway), there are no real medical benefits to circumcision. I'm not sure why everyone wants to get rid of the, how they say, 'god-given' foreskin?"

-Doctor Jace Killgore