Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[Tel]

"It doesn't matter who laughs last. Not with sniper rifles thrown into the equation." -Agent 14

"I'm on orders to kill you. I wish I wasn't, I truly do. I wanted you to watch everything you loved, worked for, everything you hoped to preserve crumble to dust around you. I wanted you to die choking on the dust that is your nation." -Agent 14, executing the Tyrant of Thestos.

"A blade of perfect symmetry, impossible efficiency and unattainable craftsmanship... That is the Imperial Blade." -Unknown War Councilman

"Of course they want more rights. Of course they want the refreshing liberty that is Tel'Avan rule. They just don't know it yet." -Stewardess Sei'vi, prior to the invasion and annexation of the Monarchy of Tialga.

"You and your 'declarations'! It's silly, really. Telling someone you're going to attack them gives them time to draw their weapon and defend themselves, and then both of you go to the hospital. Strike without warning and without mercy, one of you goes to dinner, and the other goes to the morgue. The international stage is no different, and Tel'Avos is willing to do whatever it takes to avoid hospital food." -Unknown War Councilman, conversing with an envoy of The Tel'Avan Province of Zallosk.

[St Eligius Island]

"As a woman, you have the choice to or not to jump in the bed with a complete stanger. That's the choice. You are responsable for the outcome of your choices. It is our job to make sure your child's rights aren't trampled on in your quest for hedonism without consequences."

-Victoria Ketterly, current prime minster.

[New Frenco Empire]

"In my experience, morals are highly selective. Want to kill unborn children? Go ahead. They can't complain! Want to kill dangerous criminals? Go ahead, they deserve it!"

-A supporter of the NAIP to an arguing conservative and liberal, 2035.

[Estainia]

"If you march off from here in the name of your God you will know only failure." - Cornelius Maximilian to Frederick Barbarossa, he was... right to put it mildly.

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"Is it love, or just lust? Did Cupid's arrow hit me in the heart or the flaps?"

-Lead in a Vectian rom-com musing to zerself

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"It isn't necessary for millions to live in desperate squalor just so that a few fat-cats can get their cream."

-The Great Long-Conk

[Bojikami]

"You know, I don't believe in ghosts, but one time I went near the entrance of Bunker 4, and I swear, I heard someone screaming as if in pain and I heard women weeping... I don't know what the hell was going on down there from 1942 to 1956, but it must have been horrible."
-Anon citizen

[Saurisisia]

"Your definitions of what are and what aren't free differ considerably. Why should you impose your definitions on us when we have our own, or vice versa?"
~ Consul John Horridus to a Canid ambassador

[Estainia]

"I won't be witty, or give a fancy speech, but come to find out we've been cut off and surrounded; that being said, lets give them all the Hell we're capable of giving before we die." - Lieutenant Pepijn Marten, Her Majesty's Darcsen Rifle Brigade, Invasion of Beusuandille, The Great War, 1919. Lt. Marten's battalion experienced 90% casualties in a forty-eight hour campaign including the Lt. himself.

[Vaxon]

"We are fascinated with the Roman Empire on Earth. It was, in its prime, the largest, and quite possibly, the most advanced Empire in it's time. It reminds me of us now. We're the largest Empire of this time."

- Anonymous Vaxonian.

[The Gibbering Fleet]

"gnaw rip feed"
- Writing found carved into a coastline on a Pacific Island

[Naiveria]

"Anyone who dares to disagree with my progressivenss is an intolerant bigot and stupid."

-Naian Comedian Eyzar Soye, mocking western liberals.

[Auzkhia]

"By its basic definition, everyone is a bigot. A bigot is someone who is intolerant to a set of ideas, a way of live, or any other concept and item. Every sapient being has something they hate, or don't tolerate."
-Emperor Heinrich to his ministers

[Resurgent Ming]

"How they cry from Spain in the West to Syria in the East, that is all well and good but there was another, that spread over all the Asias and of India and of Persia, over Siberia and of Russia, into the Ukraine and well into the Levant before it finally stopped. The largest continuous land empire in human history goes not to the unwashed barbarians of Italy, but to Us. Orbis Sinae, not Orbis Romanum." - The Current Emperor

[Gorgashia]

"Using straw men to attack people who use straw men..... Fuck, it's an ouroboros of logical fallacy."

"Look, just because an argument or idea is simple, that doesn't mean it's wrong. Two plus two equals four is simple, but correct. We don't say two plus two multiplied by four minus twelve equals four, because that's stupid. By trying to be smart, by being complicated, you come off as a total moron instead. Which you are if you seriously believe sounding complicated makes you smart."

- Jonathan Cornwal, Soviet Orator.

[Karlink]

"Operation GHOST is under way. Agents 3, 4, and 5, prepare to capture and destroy Package Alpha-Bravo and Package Delta-Omega."

- VIA OpGHOST, -------------, USA, Agents ------------- Johnson, ------------- Keller, and ------------- Josephano.

[Saurisisia]

"Remember, love and tolerate... unless you are a social conservative, are against gay marriage, abortion, and drug legalization, believe in creationism, or are for traditional values, lax gun laws, or small government. In which case, be as intolerant of them as you want."
~ Comedian Russell Mason making fun of the Social Democratic Party (and he's a socialist)

[Las Palmeras]

"Foreign dimensions with people that have animal ears, how does that work biologically? I mean, having cat and dog ears would be really torturous in any big city with all those frequencies. And the tail, wouldn't that be useless in balance?"
-A very confused tourist after seeing a neko

[Bereia]

"Everybody is a racist sometimes."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

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"Put simple, the Legions of Rome were very impressive, but like any military force throughout history, they had their faults. When learning from the past, it's important to remember not to start idealizing what you're studying too much."

-- Colonel Annabelle Sizemore, U.S.A.

[Las Palmeras]

"Double-Double with fries and milkshake? Well, the fries and milkshakes were individual...but that burger looks very big. Maybe we should ask for a knife?"
-A group of three tourists in the US

[Estainia]

"If you were lucky in the Belkan Campaign, you got to go up against Ostens. They had a simple ideology, you don't shoot at us, we won't shoot at you. That's about as close to mercy as it got on the southern front." - Excerpt from Tiberius Maximilian's non-fiction novel How Few Remain

[The Gibbering Fleet]

"fuck you mammon-spawn. fuck you with the tentacles of a kraken."
- Bizarre message painted on the side of a lawyer's house on a Pacific Island

[Las Palmeras]

"What...Belgians in the Congo? Those Chinese and Soviets are bound to pressure me for something."
-A very senile former Premier-Herrera

"Why, I think Deng and China on a whole are influencing too much. Even the current premier's son has a Chinese wife! Oh, no, maybe she's from Japan. I think she invented some Hello Kitty lookalike."
-former Premier-Herrera...again

[Ruridova]

"Some things do not deserve to be tolerated."

"Show your values to men, regardless of which man you are showing them to."
- a pair of (conflicting) Ruridovan proverbs

[Bereia]

"Despite what my detractors might claim, I am not evil. I'm something much worse. I'm honest."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

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"If we mobilized fully, to the absolute limits of our potential as a nation, I do not doubt that we could field more than one hundred combat divisions, but what would be the point right now?"

-- Colonel Annabelle Sizemore, U.S.A., when asked why the U.S. Armed Forces were so small compared to the Republic's population.

[Saurisisia]

"It's better to admit your hypocrisy than refusing to acknowledge it altogether."
~ Lord Protector Mark Taylor