Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[Reichsvolk]

"Dying for your country is heroism. Dying after your country is failure."
- General Haidrich von Metzburg, 1588, to a group of soldiers captured after their country had been annexed by the Holy Empire.

[Fatatatutti]

"No sudden moves, please. This territory is controlled by the People's Army. You're just in time for lunch."

-- typical greeting to tourists by submachine-gun-brandishing teenage trainees of the Guerrilla Warfare School

"It's always time for lunch."

-- sign on a fast-food pushcart

[Ruridova]

(All original credit for the quote goes to NFE)

"See, if you take a pro-gun phrase and replace the word "gun" with "pomegranate", you realize how silly they are. If we make pomegranates illegal, only criminals will have pomegranates; the only response to a bad guy with a pomegranate is a good guy with a pomegranate; the government seeks to take my pomegranate. You realize that it's bullshit, masquerading as logic."
- Terranovan comedian Randall Takasmatsu

[Bojikami]

"The only thing stopping a bad guy on Reddit from calling me a dickmunch is a good guy on Reddit calling me a dickmunch."
-Antony Belinsky

[Fatatatutti]

"When guns are illegal, only criminals have guns. That makes it easy to spot the criminals."

-- sign in the Customs Office at Fat City International Airport

[Reichsvolk]

"Communists? More like communazis!"
"You don't know what communism actually is, do you?"
"Yes I do! I also know that the Nazis were National Socialists, and socialism is communism."
"I'll let you read up on socialism and communism, because if I told you here now your misinformed brain would explode. I get the feeling you would also accuse me of being a communist for knowing so much about it."
Yegor Ilyanovich to General Hans Schroeder

[Bezombia]

"The western nations are afraid of communism only because they are afraid of losing power."
-Kronos I on his selected style of government.

[Ruridova]

"Communism is a corruption of the dream of justice."
- fmr. Prime Minister Pierre Delacroix, 1956

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"All these naïve students, professors and politicians wishing to ban sweat shops don't know what they're doing, they're fighting for a lower standard of living. The sweat shop workers choose the sweat shop because it's the best choice, in their eyes, compared to grubbing about in the fields or sending their children to work in mines or prostitution."
-Garios

[New Frenco Empire]

"When you drive alone, you're riding along with an entire car-full of Communists! Remember: Hydrogen Cell is essential to the war effort!"

-10 Years War era propaganda poster

[Horizont]

"Communists? More like communazis!"
- General Hans Schroeder, on Pol Pot's rule in Cambodia, and communism in general.

"You are evidently extremely ignorant about what Communism actually is if you believe true Communism and us to be the same thing."

---Viktoria von Hartmann; Kaiserin

[Bojikami]

"Capitalist democracy is much like the ancient greek democracies. Freedom for the slave owners."
-Antony Belinsky

[Auzkhia]

"Auzkhia is no democracy, why bother saying anything differently?
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[Horizont]

"When this civil war is over, I will certainly be making several minsters disappear. All those who have played a part in twisting my Socialist reforms and bringing such shame upon the German Empire will pay. Germany has not yet been returned to its former glory. Oh, the sheer number of reforms I will have to put into place are almost daunting to think about. But I am not afraid to do so. I took power in the hope of making my country better; and now, as the Empress, I have the absolute power necessary to do so."

---Viktoria von Hartmann; Kaiserin

[Bojikami]

"The main reason our country despises monarchy, fascism, and capitalism, is because we tried all of these systems, and we tried hard to maintain them, but they all ended the same way they began. Worse than it's predecessor. And yea, at first communism wasn't looking to good either, but then Janzi came around and improved the current situation. So far, for us, communism and socialism seems to be the brightest path to our future."
-Premier Yuri Ivchenko

[Saurisisia]

"We only fear and hate communism due to what its followers have done here, similar to our hatred and suspicion of national socialism and local nationalism."
~ President Hadro Ironhorn

[Horizont]

"Every nation will find that a different political system works best for it. For some, it is Communism or Capitalism; Freedom or Totalitarianism; Autocracy or Democracy; et cetera, et cetera. For Germany, it is absolute monarchy."

---Viktoria von Hartmann; Kaiserin

[Ruridova]

"After the Second World and Cold Wars, Ruridova is done with fascism and communism."
- Fmr. Prime Minister Carlos Navarra

[Bojikami]

"Small yet numerous strikes are as effective as one mighty blow."
-Bojikamiian Proverb

[Senyosu]

Lure thy enemies to your gate, and have them finish each other before dealing the final blow.

-King Kaseda Todo (1512-1601, reigned from 1532-1601), on the Seige of Aoyakōu Castle-

[Vissegaard]

"Are you looking at me? You know, who I am? Now, come with me, to have more privacy. Ah, yes. By the laws of Vissegaardian Empire, I arrest you for offensively staring at a secret police officer while incognito. See? I just remove my moustache... Wait. You also have a moustache. May I...? Oh my- I wish you a most pleasant day, Mayor Vynczuk!"
- Lieutenant Ander Scyuwik

[Greater Mackonia]

"Communism is an attempt at shared mediocrity; admittedly there are no failures, but there are no genius's either"

-Z.Maglos.

[Estainia]

"Communism is an attempt at shared mediocrity; admittedly there are no failures, but there are no genius's either"

-Z.Maglos.

"I will find out era this lizard lived in, and I will shake his claw-hand-thing even if mine gets cut off in the process." - Cornelius Maximilian

[Greater Mackonia]

"Communism is an attempt at shared mediocrity; admittedly there are no failures, but there are no genius's either"

-Z.Maglos.

"I will find out era this lizard lived in, and I will shake his claw-hand-thing even if mine gets cut off in the process." - Cornelius Maximilian

Maglos is still very much alive.

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"Beware Lonely One!
For with a pint of mead and a horn of grain
Hell and Heaven be made the same
Your deepest thoughts and impassioned words
Shall be wasted on these ears all in vain
For a God is but a monster who fights with lies
Instead of claws and teeth and burning skies
Who answers and does not cause the pleading cries"

-The Song of the Seventeen Thousand.

[Senyosu]

We despise American conservatives. Why, you ask? Well, we truly do despise hypocrisy, and they are full of it.

So, they wish to be pro life? Well, they are literally stating a literal 'fuck you' not only to the mother, but the potentially impoverished child that may as well die from natural causes, since they hate universal healthcare. In addition to this, they are in often times religious... Which religion you may ask my dearest viewer? The religion of compassion, Christianity. Christianity teaches of compassion first and foremost. This means to help the impoverished out at all costs right? Pffft, like that could fucking happen. Not to mention the ramblings of anti-statism then proceeding to attempt a theocratic coup on America.

May I continue?

All right. Another reason they are so deplorable is their constant preaching of tradition and 'duty' when really there is not tradition or duty being upheld due to their lust for the free market. A conservative conserves themselves and the people, and should not allow such unvirtuous greed to consume themselves and support such a system. It is wrong and despicable. Not to mention their preaching of ideals are pretty much unconstitutional.

Don't even get me started on their preaching of liberty when they are ever so keen on oppressing minorities of all sorts.

Sheer hypocrisy embodied. Despicable and lamentable.

-Ginsen Harusa, CEO of KASE News, a right wing news station-