Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[New Vaxon]

"The Multiverse is simply one big shet that Reality took. We're just waiting for the flush."

- Vikter van Valerok, yelling in his cell at the Imperial Sanitarium.

[Asigna]

"The end goal of communism is like Jesus Christ, though impossible for humans to achieve because he is too perfect, one could feel good being as close to him as possible, that is, when one society maintains their society as close to the end goal of communism as possible."

-Author unknown, allegedly, the bayan propaganda minister Adriano Timente

[Bezombia]

"I am not about to make history...I am about to become history."
-Kronos I, 1894, shortly before his speech declaring the war over and Benomia an independent nation.

[Multifarity]

"I want to claw my own eyeballs out, just to have something to cram in my ears to avoid hearing these 'jokes'."

-Multifarian raising money for charity by sitting through an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

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"Wow… Ze's just reached the 18 minute mark, meaning that ze's now spent more time watching this episode than the writers spent writing it."

-Multifarian, commenting on the above

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"Afghanistan's pretty mountanous isn't it? We could give them the next Winter Olympics, if only to find out what the Taliban version of the Women's Downhill is like."

-Ezekiel Thrombosis, satirist

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"Technology has given us invaluable answers to so many of life's great questions, such as:
What's an atom made of? What causes dreams? Which parts of a cow's brain can you chop off before it stops working? And who would win in a fight between a possessed oil-burning street lamp and a dancing mexican duck-pineapple?"

-Prime Minister Carey Hunt

[Victoriala]

It is your obligation, you are the king of the thousand isles. It is your duty to do the righteous act.

-Mahadev Agrashpuri

[Estainia]

"American humor, European humor, different standards of what's funny and what's not." - Stephen Jones

[Xekliv]

"I want to claw my own eyeballs out, just to have something to cram in my ears to avoid hearing these 'jokes'."

-Multifarian raising money for charity by sitting through an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

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"Wow… Ze's just reached the 18 minute mark, meaning that ze's now spent more time watching this episode than the writers spent writing it."

-Multifarian, commenting on the above

"Zimbabwe."

-- Catchphrase of the main character of a Xeklivian show called "The Small Kablooie"

[Fatatatutti]

"Bloop."

-- the fish who plays Fish on Alphonse and Fish, expounding an alternative theory called the Big Bloop Theory on a recent episode.

[Saurisisia]

"What Wellington and her allies fail to realize is that their actions are helping support far right ultranationalist factions in Khazrosk in the wake of the recent incident where Amurian troops established a presence on the island. Something tells me neither side will come to an agreement and their arrogance and stubbornness is only going to bring death and despair to many on the island and elsewhere."
~ Secretary of War David Santorez Sr. regarding the ongoing Khazrosk Crisis between the Grand Principality of Amury and the Federal Republic of Wellington

[Syritannia]

"Just vote against every thing and you will be just fine."

~Prime Minister Edward Haddock to a newly elected senator of the United Socialist Party

[Horizont]

"The end goal of communism is like Jesus Christ, though impossible for humans to achieve because he is too perfect, one could feel good being as close to him as possible, that is, when one society maintains their society as close to the end goal of communism as possible."

-Author unknown, allegedly, the bayan propaganda minister Adriano Timente

"As my sister says, it is possible to achieve true Communism by brainwashing the populace into changing their nature. Whether such an end would justify the means is another matter I have not personally come to a conclusion on."

---Viktoria von Hartmann; Kaiserin

[Fatatatutti]

"Human nature is to take care of your family. In a tribal society, the family is extended to the whole community. In Fatatatutti, it is extended to the entire nation. Thus, taking care of everybody is human nature in Fatatatutti."

-- President Mickey Chang, Communist Party of Fatatatutti

[Dalmasce]

"Human nature is to take care of your family. In a tribal society, the family is extended to the whole community. In Fatatatutti, it is extended to the entire nation. Thus, taking care of everybody is human nature in Fatatatutti."

-- President Mickey Chang, Communist Party of Fatatatutti

"Homosapien sapiens however intelligent it may be is a petty, self-centered, self-serving creature with no regard to anyone but itself." - Anon. Dalmascan

[Wisconsin9]

Ordinarily I don't believe that the dead deserve any more respect just because they're dead, but I'll make an exception in this case. After all, his body is now feeding bacteria and worms, which is infinitely more useful than anything he ever did in life.—LittleBoyBlue, forumgoer, on the recent death of a foreign fundamentalist activist.

[Fatatatutti]

"Homosapien sapiens however intelligent it may be is a petty, self-centered, self-serving creature with no regard to anyone but itself." - Anon. Dalmascan

"Yes indeed, humans often have little regard for other species - but their nature is to take care of their own species, not just their individual selves."

-- President Mickey Chang, in response to an Internet comment made in reply to him

[Wisconsin9]

"Hippie."

"Thug."

"Peacenik."

"Warmonger."

"Naive idealist."

"Cold-blooded killer."

"For God's sake, will you two shut up? You're acting like children."

*both simultaneously* "Bureaucrat!"

—Dmitri Kozlov, Commander in Chief; Alisa Andreev, Minister of Foreign Affairs; and Akim Orlov, Minister of Domestic Affairs.

[Kanatistan]

"My Grandfather was born a rich noble, my grandfather didn't want to be a rich noble, so my father was born a poor noble. My father didn't want to be noble, so I was born peasant. I didn't want to be a peasant so I rallied a proletariat."

~ Muhammad Abdul, first and last president of Kanatistan

[Greater Mackonia]

"For all that tough talk your now opening up rather quickly aren't you Mr Maglos?"

"I have an obligation to protect Mackonia's greatest intellectual asset"

-Conversation between an Interrogator who had just prepared a rather menacing laser and Z.Maglos.

[Auzkhia]

"Secretary Tagliaferro is an example of an politician who stuck to her principles, but maybe she is too stuck to those principles."
-Lord Boris Hugo von Bach, Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Greater Mackonia]

"Both the Tagliaferros are precise examples of pompous,self-righteous and melodramatic twits convinced their respective nations are the centre of the universe and to busy squawking about their comparatively useless views to even consider an alternate view. To call either of them diplomats is an insult to the profession, and before you both say "oh what does that daft old Cat know!, let me tell you I have had to represent a murderous,xenophobic and secretive state of talking lizards and cats all across the world in countries where I am all to aware I could live a happier life in via defection.Successfully for more then forty years, might I add. I also survived in the court of a madman while sticking to my views of decency and common sense over brutality and idealism where other boot-lickers failed. So if one person from this cursed marsh can berate you its me".

-Talerii Mistoffeles.

[Ruridova]

"Both the Tagliaferros are precise examples of pompous,self-righteous and melodramatic twits convinced their respective nations are the centre of the universe and to busy squawking about their comparatively useless views to even consider an alternate view. To call either of them diplomats is an insult to the profession, and before you both say "oh what does that daft old Cat know!, let me tell you I have had to represent a murderous,xenophobic and secretive state of talking lizards and cats all across the world in countries where I am all to aware I could live a happier life in via defection.Successfully for more then forty years, might I add. I also survived in the court of a madman while sticking to my views of decency and common sense over brutality and idealism where other boot-lickers failed. So if one person from this cursed marsh can berate you its me".

-Talerii Mistoffeles.

"I'm not a diplomat, unlike my distant multiversal relative Amaya. Officially I have some desk job at the Multiversal Anomaly Organization, but that's just a formality. Really I just travel around and they pay me."
- C.M. Tagliaferro

[Gorgashia]

"Peace, negotiation? Bah! The only peace that lasts is peace enforced by the barrel of a gun. The only negotiations that mean anything are when the opposing sides have knives to each other's backs. I've seen the peaceful men of the world oppose violence on the streets of my home. More often than not these men were beaten, stabbed and sometimes shot by those who were much more willing to use violence. Violence is the language of man, the only time he truly understands you is when you're holding him under threat. Otherwise, he'll do whatever he thinks is best, ignoring you all the way until he thinks you're annoying and clubs your skull in."

- Boris Jekyll, founder of the Vanguard, former Revolutionary Commander and second Premier of the People's Republic of Gorgashia.

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"There lies a difference between securing peace through the preparation of violence and through the preemptive use of it."

- Nestor Debbs, Leader of the Second Gorgashian Revolution. In an argument with Boris Jekyll on peace and violence.

[Carcorodine]

"The Carcorodine Nation has a history of terrible diplomats. One Queen appointed her mute and deaf younger brother as head diplomat, a King appointed his favorite prostitute, and another King appointed a hebephrenic homeless woman who sold pornographic quilts. Meanwhile the current head diplomat, 'High Lord Fuckface' as he has renamed himself, is an ex-inmate of a mental hospital and a diagnosed schizoid and sociopath."

- Lord Plesyle, Master of the Carcorodine Treasury and the longest serving member of the government in history (59 years).

[Las Palmeras]

"Love let-ter! Love let-ter! La la la la Lo-ve lo-ve love let-ter!"
-A teacher

[Cumberlanda]

"For Christ's sake, would you stop with your shit, Joe?"

-Joseph Traffenstedt, Attorney General, speaking to Jos. Motlow, lawyer.