Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[Estainia]

"Coup de'tat is no easier in a monarchy than a democracy." - Cornelius Maximilian

[Gorgashia]

"When one topples a regime, you don't need to kill everyone affiliated with it, just the people willing to fight for it. Everyone else will fall in line when the ones with the biggest pair are six feet under."

- Boris Jekyll, founder of the Vanguard, former Revolutionary Commander and former Premier of the People's Republic of Gorgashia.

[New Frenco Empire]

"Looks like them Frenco boys are at it again."

-Foreign police officer after a pair of Frenks drove through a store window

[The Soviet League]

"The world is corrupt by the moral defyers. If they are wiped off the earth, peace will finally have a true meaning."
-Anonymous

[Ragnarum]

"People who go to war, even wars of aggression and brutality, always want peace in the end." - Somebody.

[Estainia]

"This may be lost on you because it's me saying it but as it stands. The cooperation of mankind is tantamount to your continued existence, it is of the utmost importance that you learn to live together on this singular rock hurtling through the cosmos in relative peace. The finite nature of your world demands it, and the fact you are very much not alone, requires it for your very survival as a species. So... Fucktards. Learn. To. Get. Along." - Cornelius Maximilian, 2200s

[The Roman Imperial Republic]

"Peace demands solutions, but we never reach living solutions; we only work toward them. A fixed solution is, by definition, a dead solution. The trouble with peace is that it tends to punish mistakes instead of rewarding brilliance"~Emperor Leto

"Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the Gods."~Emperor Hadrian (II)

[Dhelpratia]

"This may be lost on you because it's me saying it but as it stands. The cooperation of mankind is tantamount to your continued existence, it is of the utmost importance that you learn to live together on this singular rock hurtling through the cosmos in relative peace. The finite nature of your world demands it, and the fact you are very much not alone, requires it for your very survival as a species. So... Fucktards. Learn. To. Get. Along." - Cornelius Maximilian, 2200s

Five hours, thirty-nine minutes until the US Government defaults on its debts...

"An ineffective government is as likely to face violent rebellion as a despotic one."
- unknown

[Star Trek America]

"They say that one day our banks will fail. Well they had better hope they don't, because they'll be coming with us." - HRH King Charles IV

[Las Palmeras]

"Ohhhh! You bought the handcuffs, how kinky!"
-A drunk getting arrested for public indecency

[Massena]

"What? Why do you keep laughing!? What's so funny about my name, you useless degenerate? TELL ME!"

~ Mr. Albert Waren Egyptiangoose IV.

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"The average Freeman of Massena is, generally, a social conservative. He doesn't want to see his society infested with perverts and degenerates, but he doesn't want to see his neighbors being unjustly oppressed. He wants to do something to support the poor, but he doesn't want a welfare state or uncontrolled government spending. He doesn't want laws being written by priests, but he feels he should have the right to express his faith when and where he chooses. He opposes conscription and doesn't want soldiers on every street corner, but feels the military should be kept upright and well-funded, particularly the Navy, which protects our merchant fleet. He believes corporations which do wrong should be harshly punished, but supports a mostly unfettered market."

~ Senator Edwin M. Henzy, when asked to describe the "Average Freeman" of Massena.

[Star Trek America]

"One is a citizen of this republic, not a 'subject' of myself." - HRH King Charles IV when asked what differentiated Amerique from other monarchies.

"Strong nations come and strong nations go, great empires rise and great empires fall. Just as men live, and men die, thus leaving the only absolute truth in life, is death." - Royal Historian Jacques Sinclair.

[Xekliv]

"YURREIGHLEY PEESIN MEORF"

-- Annoyed Xeklivian citizen

[Las Palmeras]

"-No...the other one.
*The one with the quadrupedal thing?
-No.
*The one with that walking phone set.
-No. Not that one.
*The one with the moving rock ring?
-That's Tanguy!
*The other one with the naked woman?
-Nope.
*The one with the penises.
-Wait, which one?"
-José Zorilla and 'Mrs.', on Salvador Dalí

[Xekliv]

"There's a difference between being good and being a total square."

-- High Admiral Ignatus

[Las Palmeras]

"If strawberries really do mean love, then where does that leave pumpkins...they come from a single flower's ovary."
-'Mrs.' to José Zorilla

[Saurisisia]

"THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED!!!"
~ A crazed conspiracy theorist running down an urban street completely naked

[Las Palmeras]

"-So, I'll make a story about a dead baby conversing with a talking cat.
*García Lorca already did that."
-'Mrs.' and José Zorilla

[Auzkhia]

"Now, adjust or put on your tin foil hats everyone because things are about to get crazy."
-Bubblini da Vinci

[Leetmerica]

"I bet I could take that rhino, no problem!"

-Former President Greg W Bush (deceased)

[Las Palmeras]

"Tin foil is for amateurs, orgone-powered garbage can lids are all the rage. Make sure to put the copper foil wrapped up like a spiral."
-A beggar

[Bereia]

"Believe it or not, George W. Bush wasn't an idiot. He was an ideologue. There is a serious difference."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen, on George W. Bush.

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"What? Are you serious? Don't make me laugh! The purpose of the World Assembly isn't to create "international brotherhood" or anything of the sort. It exists to perpetuate the governments which initially established it and those which have joined it since. Put simply, the World Assembly is a political mechanism, nothing more, nothing less."

-- Secretary of State Amaya Tagliaferro, to a self-righteous college student.

[Las Palmeras]

"Thank Germany for Bauhaus and saving this country from the horrors of Baroque."
-'Mrs.' on apartments

[Auzkhia]

"Just because a government promises good ideas doesn't mean they will actually achieve or want to achieve those ideas. Politics in practice are far more cold than politics in theory."
-Gabriel Cake

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"There is one rule for the industrialist, to make the highest quality goods possible, at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible."
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