Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[Xekliv]

"I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."

-- Canton Ripfist

"I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men."

-- Canton Ripfist

[Souriya Al-Assad]

“I chose an alliance with Iran because I knew one day the Gulf Kingdoms would reveal their traitorous nature to us.“ - Hafez Al-Assad back in the 1980s

“Is this a revolution? No. A revolution has concrete grievances, clear leadership, as well as a sincere ideology serving the people. Like my father‘s Corrective Revolution. This is not a revolution what these rats are doing against us is spreading contra al-Qaeda terrorism. May our Resistance against them as well as their neo imperialist masters continue! To victory or martyrdom!“ -Bashar Al-Assad

[New Frenco Empire]

"Cyberbullying? Shit. Just step away from the screen. Not hard. Or better yet, cyberbully back. Preferably with pictures of aborted fetuses, gruesome crime scenes, and goatse."

-Citizen on "Cyberbullying"

[Saurisisia]

"Is he a mermaid?"
~ Dim-witted Stegosaurus to his dim-witted human friend after seek a Unicorn Pony magically grow a mustache

[Xekliv]

"DRINK YOUR OVALTINE"

-- Imperial propaganda poster

"I don't expect them to fight. I expect them to die."

-- Legatus Hydraxius Krayt on the poor equipment of his legionaries

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"Cyberbullying? Shit. Just step away from the screen. Not hard. Or better yet, cyberbully back. Preferably with pictures of aborted fetuses, gruesome crime scenes, and goatse."

-Citizen on "Cyberbullying"

"It's the anonymity of it which is to blame! People can abuse me on my social networking pages because I don't know who they are!"

"Then... Just a thought... Why don't you use the Internet anonymously?"

-Two Vectians
(PS. Bullying is bad, Internet is good... You can't bully a ghost)

[Xekliv]

"The Elves were exiled from Magus completely. We had sent them out into space, with only the extremely barest essentials needed for sustaining life, and only 500 members of their species still breathing. So imagine the look on our faces when, 100 years later, we found out that they had grown into a galactic superpower and were one of the ruling races of the Galactic Council."

-- Markis Martyr on The Welkynd Order

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"I would not harm thee for all the world friend, but thou art standing where I am about to shoot."
Anonymous man to a would be burglar, after said burglar broke into his home.

[Massena]

"The further we pass away from God, the closer we come to Hell's gates. Pass this bill, gentlemen, and mark my words, there will be trouble in this Republic within a generation."

~ Congressman Charles Lehane Spiegel Jr., speaking of a bill which would legalize same-sex marriages.

[New Frenco Empire]

"Oh God! Two dudes want to marry! RUN FOR THE HILLS! THIS EFFECTS MY LIFE DRASTICALLY!"

-Mary Sue

[Souriya Al-Assad]

"I was a born a Syrian, live a Syrian, live in Syria, whilst also shalt die a Syrian." - Bashar Al-Assad, Saladin the Second, The Conqueror Whom Smites Sectarianism, The Unifying Lion of the Peoples.

[Ardavia]

"What are you looking at? Is there something on the floor there? Uhh, what's the problem with that? I had a little fun with a Chinese prisoner, that's all."

~The Autarch, at 22 years of age, during the 10 Years War against the Chinese

[Saurisisia]

"Let this be the hour when we draw our swords together."
~ Saurian captain Enrico Arrhino to Dwarven commander Borin One-Eye during the Drakonian siege of the frontier fortress of Tyrannos in Mesozoica, 1415

[New Frenco Empire]

"Chinese. Indians. Japanese. Cambodians. Mongolians. Vietnamese. Laotian. My oh my, the UDAP certainly has all kinds of Asian I can gut."

-Sergeant Fred Harrigan upon joining the 10 Years War, 2265

[Bereia]

"I would not harm thee for all the world friend, but thou art standing where I am about to shoot."
Anonymous man to a would be burglar, after said burglar broke into his home.

(OOC: Gotta' love those Pennsylvania Quakers, am I right? )

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"The gentlemen in this photograph have something which our clients require, and we have been hired on to persuade them to return it."

-- Michael Rouse, HVT/VIP Recovery Specialist, Paradigm Security Operations.

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"I'm not a gun nut, thank you very much. I'm a firearms enthusiast. I make my living buying, selling, upgrading, restoring, and renovating firearms of all kinds."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

[Ardavia]

"Oh, for Emperor's sake, stop whining about that "awful, bloody, disgusting mess" I made and the "violations of international laws". I just had a little bit of fun with a fucking pinko. What's your damn problem? He would have done it to me if he had the chance"

~The Autarch, twenty five minutes later during a hearing for a court martial.

[Xekliv]

"There's people who give you the evil eye, and then there's snipers. Big difference."

-- Vortex Theron

[Saurisisia]

"An active imagination is more important than knowledge alone."
~ Richard Payton, renown Saurisian physicist

[Xekliv]

"I'm serious! Obesity is a disease!"

"Oh yeah? What are the symptoms?"

"Well, one is.. everything.. tastes good.."

"Everything?"

"Yeah.."

"Not salads?"

-- Xeklivian citizen to another citizen who believes that being fat is an illness

[Ragnarum]

"I think you should be scared that at the moment I'm thinking how funny it would be if you where dead, just dead. Right now."
~ Prime minister of Ragnarum, shortly before having an irritating opponent shot in his early days as popularly voted dictator.

[Naiveria]

"Speaking of Katrina... guess who is wreaking havoc in India? You got that right, George W. Bush."

-Këmiatü Zordiet, commedianne, on Phailin, while in her best western, nasalized, make-fun-of-liberals voice.

[Bojikami]

"In other nations, it is tyranny by one man. In Bojikami, it is tyranny by majority."
-Chi Feng, a member of the Classical Liberal Party of Bojikami, moments before being shot to death by an anticapitalist militia in 1955

[Xekliv]

"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga.. except I still get to kill something."

-- Legatus Jol Feron

[Auzkhia]

"Tyranny by one ruler is easier to deal with tyranny by majority. Killing a person is easy, killing at least 51% of the population is very difficult."
-An unknown Auzkhian.

[Bereia]

"Tyranny by one ruler is easier to deal with tyranny by majority. Killing a person is easy, killing at least 51% of the population is very difficult."
-An unknown Auzkhian.

"I've always preferred the rule of law, with a sensible, rational code of laws which applies equally to all people."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.