Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[Auzkhia]

"It get's a bit tiring when some people assume that I have no concept of decency when they hear about my sexuality."
-Bruno, an openly homosexual politician.

[Las Palmeras]

"Wait...Johnny Rotten DIDN'T write God Save the Queen?!"
-Baffled tourist

[Saurisisia]

"On second thought, this wasn't such a good idea!"
~ A random human teen trying to jump into a Tyrannosaurus's mouth for fun; he was quickly devoured

[Ruridova]

"Wait...Johnny Rotten DIDN'T write God Save the Queen?!"
-Baffled tourist

"Not the one that serves as Her Royal Majesty's anthem, no."
- Ruridovan tour guide, explaining the difference between God Save the Queen and God Save the Queen for the ten millionth time

[Auzkhia]

"Die Kaiserhymne is much better than God Save the Queen/King. Yours sounds a bit boring, ours is simple and elegant."
-A rather patriotic Auzkhian to a Briton.

[Las Palmeras]

"You're a Liar. I got no feelings for this!"
-That same tourist

[Galaxycore]

Remember what happened last time we lowered the tax rate? A corporate-funded military strike team launched an assault on their business rivals. Now all the best restaurants sell nothing but tacos. It might seem like a stretch, but trust me, it happened. Ever wonder why you can't get good gyros anymore?

-- President Domonic Stone during Galaxycore annual Presidential Ask-Me-Anything

[Massena]

"Every vessel of the Navy, warships and otherwise, keeps and maintains a brace of semiautomatic dueling pistols aboard at all times. Why? Because contests of honor don't always come up in the kinds of places you would expect."

~ Admiral Ulysses Rochfort Ferns, R.M.N.

[Auzkhia]

"Every ship Captain has to know at least 4 different languages in order to communicate with his crew. We organize the ships on basis of language."
-Großadmiral Heinrich Freiherr von Trapp

[Las Palmeras]

"Sabato...like Elvira, but with a BDSM rod. Oddly enough the country's most successful 'late-night' time slot hostess, if it weren't for that odd man who always talks about how to properly make coffee."
-A TV viewer

[Massena]

"Bardwell University has never set aside places in the faculty or the student body for people of a specific race, gender, or creed. We will not start while I am in this office. New applicants shall be rejected or accepted based solely on the quality of their academic qualifications."

~ Victor C. J. Talbert III, President of Bardwell University.

[Saurisisia]

"It's always a good idea to have some sort of weapon at your side: a pistol, compact SMG, maybe even a knife, sword, or mace. Because you never know when you get shot down over enemy territory and survive."
~ 2d Lt. Amelia Graves, 131st Interceptor Wing "The Flying Devils"

[Dhelpratia]

"The government is corrupt and the communists are cruel."
- Zatistail Natarro, founder and leader of the National Allied guard, a fascist terror group

"The government is corrupt and the fascists are psychotic."
- Lavdrino Muzadetto, leader of the People's Liberation Army, a militant agrarian communist group

"The communists are cruel and the fascists are psychotic."
- Lekatte Njiriza, current Consul of the Republic

[Bereia]

"I would rather spend one millions dollars in defense than one in tribute."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

[Greater Americana]

"The War of Northern Aggression is an ironic name when your beloved South started it by firing on Fort Scarlet." - Jennifer Hartly, Citizen, in conversation with another citizen from the 'Deep South' of the Republic, to the modern day there is some contention between the two halves of the nation due to the American Civil War*.

*Still not that one.

[Ruridova]

"In Ruridova there are majorities and minorities, leftists and rightists. Their policies differ, of course; we are all different. And when we ask for the blessings of peace and prosperity, we must not forget that we were created equal, and thus must treat each other as such."
- an except of Prime Minister Spenser's op-ed First They Came For the RNIF, published today in the Cydysa Morning News on October 5th

[Bereia]

"Entry into the World Assembly would mean a complete and absolute end to the way of life which our people now enjoy."

-- Secretary of State Amaya Tagliaferro.

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"I tell people from more left-leaning countries that Bereia refuses to join the World Assembly, and they are sympathetic. I tell them I'm fine with that, and they are shocked, almost incredulous."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

[Ruridova]

"The WA is not some evil, autocratic one-world government. It is an attempt at international brotherhood."
- Fmr. Prime Minister Adrien Spenser(not to be confused with Fmr. PM Anton Spenser or PM Alain Spenser)

"And a failure at both."
- anonymous Ruridovan

[Bereia]

"We are not like most of the world these days, and so it is only natural that we should be feared, distrusted, and even hated by many."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

[Allancia]

"Walter: What was your favorite thing about Allancia?
John: I liked your technology the most out of anything.
Walter: Technology...hmm...alright, why did you like it?
John: Because it's so advanced and cooly designed. I like the Panzer Mann and your Uber Soldats the most.
Walter: Alright, good. What did you like the least?
John: The way you treat criminals. You make them subject to horrendous experiments, like how you make the Fueur Soldats, that gave me nightmares for weeks.
Walter: You think we treat our criminals unethicly?
John: (Nods)
Walter. Alright, thank you for your time. You will be escorted to the rift in few minutes. Have a nice day."

-John Keith and Walter White
Scientist, writer
In an interview about what John (a resident of a different country from a different time and dimension) thought about Allancia after having spent a year there

[Greater Americana]

"There is a difference between a state having elements of socialism in it and a socialist state. It is also worth a mention that any upright and moral modern state does indeed have elements of socialism in its governance. Those excluded of course are the honorary members of the laissez-faire right-wing worker's mistreatment brigade." - Senator Jillian Carter of New Albion

[Ruridova]

"the laissez-faire right-wing worker's mistreatment brigade."

OoCly, where on earth is that line from?

[Greater Americana]

"the laissez-faire right-wing worker's mistreatment brigade."

OoCly, where on earth is that line from?

Some fellow in F&NI nailed it to Auzkhia and some others during a "Welfare in your Nation" "Minimum Wage in your Nation" thread.

[Massena]

"Taking the Word abroad to those in need can take you to a remarkably diverse range of places. I have preached in a kraal in South Africa, and I have preached in Europe's oldest metropolises."

~ Pastor Ebenezer McLane, a Christian missionary.

[New Frenco Empire]

"Slut shaming? Hehe. Only the pregnant ones."

-Anonymous