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Postby Gallade » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:49 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Gallade wrote:Your army turnover rate must be astronomical.

Countries are big places. I can bomb one part of it and invade a different part, no? :P

Sounds excessively scattered.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:50 am

Gallade wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Countries are big places. I can bomb one part of it and invade a different part, no? :P

Sounds excessively scattered.

With the force projection we have, we can afford an air campaign focusing on population centres and industrial zones, with CAS and artillery assisting the land invasion, as well as naval power, when we are close to an ocean.

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Postby Nervium » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:51 am

Esternial wrote:I feel bad for feeling like this, but at this point I just want my grandfather to die rather than let him sap the life out of the rest of my family.


That indeed sounds kinda bad.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:51 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Maybe if you have no sense of fucked up humor.


I quite enjoy black humor. I still want some effort, however.

Fine. What are the rules on black humor here, real quick? How far can we go?

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Postby Nervium » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:53 am

Hathradic States wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
I quite enjoy black humor. I still want some effort, however.

Fine. What are the rules on black humor here, real quick? How far can we go?


I draw the line at anything related to the period in Germany from 1933-1945 as not being funny.
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Postby Hyperion » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:53 am

As far as once you go black, you never go back
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Postby Gallade » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:53 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Gallade wrote:Sounds excessively scattered.

With the force projection we have, we can afford an air campaign focusing on population centres and industrial zones, with CAS and artillery assisting the land invasion, as well as naval power, when we are close to an ocean.

It would be more logical to bomb the areas you plan to invade by land beforehand. The weakened areas would lead to a smaller mortality rate on your side.
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Postby Aequalitia » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:54 am

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Postby The Corparation » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:54 am

Hyperion wrote:As far as once you go black, you never go back

Unless you're Micheal Jackson.
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Postby The Holy Therns » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:54 am

Hathradic States wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
I quite enjoy black humor. I still want some effort, however.

Fine. What are the rules on black humor here, real quick? How far can we go?


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Postby Hyperion » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:54 am

The Corparation wrote:
Hyperion wrote:As far as once you go black, you never go back

Unless you're Micheal Jackson.

That's my punch line!
Exchange Rate: Hypernote
2.55 H$= 1 N$ = 2 USD
Unemployment: 9%
GPD/Capita: H$ 8,930
Debt: H$ -416,215,102
Details:
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=economics
Total: 2,080,205
Land: 1,337,700
Navy: 205,800
Airforce: 514,500
Budget: 20%
Details:http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=military
Tax: 29%
Population: 1.029 Billion
Animal: Colossal Squid
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Currency: Hyper-Note
Leader: J Humble
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion
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Welfare: 12%
Education: 22%
Defence: 20%
Public Transport: 9%
Environment: 22%
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Postby The Corparation » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:55 am

Hyperion wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Unless you're Micheal Jackson.

That's my punch line!

Sue me.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:55 am

Nervium wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Fine. What are the rules on black humor here, real quick? How far can we go?


I draw the line at anything related to the period in Germany from 1933-1945 as not being funny.

Those are some of my best jokes.

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Postby Hyperion » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:56 am

The Corparation wrote:
Hyperion wrote:As far as once you go black, you never go back

Unless you're Micheal Jackson.

That's my punch line!
Exchange Rate: Hypernote
2.55 H$= 1 N$ = 2 USD
Unemployment: 9%
GPD/Capita: H$ 8,930
Debt: H$ -416,215,102
Details:
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=economics
Total: 2,080,205
Land: 1,337,700
Navy: 205,800
Airforce: 514,500
Budget: 20%
Details:http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion&page=military
Tax: 29%
Population: 1.029 Billion
Animal: Colossal Squid
Industry: Pizza Delivery
Currency: Hyper-Note
Leader: J Humble
http://www.nstracker.net/hyperion
Administration: 2%
Welfare: 12%
Education: 22%
Defence: 20%
Public Transport: 9%
Environment: 22%
Not listed? We don't fund it.
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Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:56 am

Vaxon wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
It's all well and good if you ever try to make an actual attempt at humor.


...

Generally speaking, you don't have to be a professional comedian to be funny.
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Postby Aequalitia » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:57 am

The Corparation wrote:
Hyperion wrote:As far as once you go black, you never go back

Unless you're Micheal Jackson.

There are always exceptions...
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:57 am

Gallade wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:With the force projection we have, we can afford an air campaign focusing on population centres and industrial zones, with CAS and artillery assisting the land invasion, as well as naval power, when we are close to an ocean.

It would be more logical to bomb the areas you plan to invade by land beforehand. The weakened areas would lead to a smaller mortality rate on your side.

That's what we use the CAS and artillery for.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:00 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Fine. What are the rules on black humor here, real quick? How far can we go?


Personally I find child molestation a no-no.

I am much more liberal in my sense of humor.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
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Postby Tronold » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:00 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Rodrania wrote:I'm starting to get REALLY bored of this... Should i start a new nation? A dictatorship full of enemies maybe? It's boring to be a "good guy".

Let me invade and bomb the piss out of you. Then you can fight a guerrilla war against me.


No, thank you

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Postby Esternial » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:01 am

DesAnges wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
...

Generally speaking, you don't have to be a professional comedian to be funny.

"I'm funny! You don't have the credentials to determine whether my jokes are funny or not!"

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Postby Vaxon » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:01 am

DesAnges wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
...

Generally speaking, you don't have to be a professional comedian to be funny.


I know. Just stating the facts.
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Postby Aequalitia » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:02 am

Hathradic States wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
Personally I find child molestation a no-no.

I am much more liberal in my sense of humor.

Wait, we go now put humor in political classes?

How would sounds a communistic sense of humor? hmmmm
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:02 am

Esternial wrote:I feel bad for feeling like this, but at this point I just want my grandfather to die rather than let him sap the life out of the rest of my family.

Nothing to feel bad about imnsho...
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:03 am

Aequalitia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:I am much more liberal in my sense of humor.

Wait, we go now put humor in political classes?

How would sounds a communistic sense of humor? hmmmm

You know liberal means more than just the political term, right? :eyebrow:

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Postby Tronold » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:04 am

What do you guys think?

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