TET: Why Do People Put Money In Fake Pigs?

[New Maldorainia]

I'm going to buy my car tomorrow morning.

What kind?

It has 4 wheels and an engine.

[Menassa]

וּבְיוֹם שִׂמְחַתְכֶם וּבְמוֹעֲדֵיכֶם, וּבְרָאשֵׁי חָדְשֵׁיכֶם--וּתְקַעְתֶּם בַּחֲצֹצְרֹת עַל עֹלֹתֵיכֶם, וְעַל זִבְחֵי שַׁלְמֵיכֶם; וְהָיוּ לָכֶם לְזִכָּרוֹן לִפְנֵי אֱלֹהֵיכֶם, אֲנִי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵיכֶם.

[Qazox]

Actual flags? What are you, some kind of weirdo?

*Glomps Qaz*

Owwwwwwww! My pancreas!

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

What kind?

It has 4 wheels and an engine.

So no trycicles? Newb...

[New Maldorainia]

*Glomps Qaz*

Owwwwwwww! My pancreas!

Don't worry, I have a buyer lined up for it.

[Mozzissey]

WPI flashmob performing What Does The Fox Say... I <3 WPI

[Qazox]

Owwwwwwww! My pancreas!

Don't worry, I have a buyer lined up for it.

Uh... no.

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

WPI flashmob performing What Does The Fox Say... I <3 WPI

I hate you! I just got that song out of my head........... ARGH

[New Maldorainia]

Don't worry, I have a buyer lined up for it.

Uh... no.

But.....but, I have this signed letter from you telling me to sell it.

[Holocrystalline Dollies]

I'm going to buy my car tomorrow morning.

What kind?

It's a 02 Mazda Protege. Nothing fancy schmancy but it has good gas mileage and a new engine and it will get me where I need to be.

[New Maldorainia]

What kind?

It's a 02 Mazda Protege. Nothing fancy schmancy but it has good gas mileage and a new engine and it will get me where I need to be.

Maldo used to sell Mazdas.

[Saint Kitten]

What kind?

It has 4 wheels and an engine.

The best kind :3

[Mozzissey]

WPI flashmob performing What Does The Fox Say... I <3 WPI

I hate you! I just got that song out of my head........... ARGH

Gotta love Worcester Polytechnical Institute... I wanna go there someday
One of the girls' in that can really move her hips DAYUM!

[Saint Kitten]

וּבְיוֹם שִׂמְחַתְכֶם וּבְמוֹעֲדֵיכֶם, וּבְרָאשֵׁי חָדְשֵׁיכֶם--וּתְקַעְתֶּם בַּחֲצֹצְרֹת עַל עֹלֹתֵיכֶם, וְעַל זִבְחֵי שַׁלְמֵיכֶם; וְהָיוּ לָכֶם לְזִכָּרוֹן לִפְנֵי אֱלֹהֵיכֶם, אֲנִי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵיכֶם.

Congratulations. No one cares

[Mozzissey]

וּבְיוֹם שִׂמְחַתְכֶם וּבְמוֹעֲדֵיכֶם, וּבְרָאשֵׁי חָדְשֵׁיכֶם--וּתְקַעְתֶּם בַּחֲצֹצְרֹת עַל עֹלֹתֵיכֶם, וְעַל זִבְחֵי שַׁלְמֵיכֶם; וְהָיוּ לָכֶם לְזִכָּרוֹן לִפְנֵי אֱלֹהֵיכֶם, אֲנִי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵיכֶם.

I don't type Helgan... sorry

[Menassa]

וּבְיוֹם שִׂמְחַתְכֶם וּבְמוֹעֲדֵיכֶם, וּבְרָאשֵׁי חָדְשֵׁיכֶם--וּתְקַעְתֶּם בַּחֲצֹצְרֹת עַל עֹלֹתֵיכֶם, וְעַל זִבְחֵי שַׁלְמֵיכֶם; וְהָיוּ לָכֶם לְזִכָּרוֹן לִפְנֵי אֱלֹהֵיכֶם, אֲנִי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵיכֶם.

Congratulations. No one cares

I care, that's one person..... maldo probably cares.

[Qazox]

Uh... no.

But.....but, I have this signed letter from you telling me to sell it.

Yeah but in the fine print, it said if you didn't get it from me by 10/3/2013; then you would have to find another donor. So you're shit-outta-luck.

[Menassa]

וּבְיוֹם שִׂמְחַתְכֶם וּבְמוֹעֲדֵיכֶם, וּבְרָאשֵׁי חָדְשֵׁיכֶם--וּתְקַעְתֶּם בַּחֲצֹצְרֹת עַל עֹלֹתֵיכֶם, וְעַל זִבְחֵי שַׁלְמֵיכֶם; וְהָיוּ לָכֶם לְזִכָּרוֹן לִפְנֵי אֱלֹהֵיכֶם, אֲנִי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵיכֶם.

I don't type Helgan... sorry

What else would you type then?

[Holocrystalline Dollies]

It's a 02 Mazda Protege. Nothing fancy schmancy but it has good gas mileage and a new engine and it will get me where I need to be.

Maldo used to sell Mazdas.

This is my second Mazda, technically. The first one didn't run and I couldn't drive a stick, soooo....

[Saint Kitten]

Congratulations. No one cares

I care, that's one person..... maldo probably cares.

Oh, so now you type English. I was hoping for a heated argument in a weird language that looks it it was written upside down

[New Maldorainia]

Congratulations. No one cares

I care, that's one person..... maldo probably cares.

Yep, need to practice reading Hebrew anyways. I was a bit rusty during the High Holidays, explains why my only honor was opening the ark.

[Saint Kitten]

Maldo used to sell Mazdas.

This is my second Mazda, technically. The first one didn't run and I couldn't drive a stick, soooo....

So you re buying another Mazda because...

(Don't get a stick!)

[Holocrystalline Dollies]

I care, that's one person..... maldo probably cares.

Yep, need to practice reading Hebrew anyways. I was a bit rusty during the High Holidays, explains why my only honor was opening the ark.

.... Moses????

[Menassa]

I care, that's one person..... maldo probably cares.

Yep, need to practice reading Hebrew anyways. I was a bit rusty during the High Holidays, explains why my only honor was opening the ark.

They asked me to wrap the Torah today... 'nah' was my response.

I care, that's one person..... maldo probably cares.

Oh, so now you type English. I was hoping for a heated argument in a weird language that looks it it was written upside down

Why would I open with English?

That's boring....

[Holocrystalline Dollies]

This is my second Mazda, technically. The first one didn't run and I couldn't drive a stick, soooo....

So you re buying another Mazda because...

(Don't get a stick!)

Because this one runs very awesome and is only $1500???

(I can drive a stick now)