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Postby Cadia » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:48 am

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Actually, Buddy trips over his lute and gives the giant space turtle a headache.

Somewhat disappointing.


Not after dying in a cart crash it isn't.

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Postby GrandKirche » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:49 am

Divair wrote:
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I lived. Jésus.

Yes. Yes I am.


Oh thank goodness, would you mind fixing my water pipes? They appear to not contain wine. You can fix that right?
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:49 am

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The Corparation wrote:Having seen some of your stuff I very much doubt any appreciable heavy math was involved.

1+1=2

Thus, FTL travel.

He did it on stone tablets though. Thus heavy math.
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Postby Grenartia » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:49 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Grenartia wrote:


1. C.O.U.P?

2. Bitch, please. All we have to do is RAM your Death Star with a modified colony ship (the aforementioned asteroid starship).

1. Confederation Of United Planets. Hath's FT nation

2. Not if we shoot it, first.


1. The Allied Worlds of Grenartia.

2. Can't shoot multiple inbounds at once. At least not without violating the laws of physics.
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Postby Divair » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:50 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Divair wrote:1+1=2

Thus, FTL travel.

He did it on stone tablets though. Thus heavy math.

Running what OS?

GrandKirche wrote:
Divair wrote:Yes. Yes I am.


Oh thank goodness, would you mind fixing my water pipes? They appear to not contain wine. You can fix that right?

For a price.

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Postby Vaxon » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:51 am

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REEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLY? You have not seen anything until you've met my Warhammer class ships.

What FT reminds me of


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Postby GrandKirche » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:51 am

Divair wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:He did it on stone tablets though. Thus heavy math.

Running what OS?

GrandKirche wrote:
Oh thank goodness, would you mind fixing my water pipes? They appear to not contain wine. You can fix that right?

For a price.


Let me guess, the whole baptism thing.
Read "A Man For All Seasons". That explains most of what I believe in. Except the Catholic bits.

Outside of here I do lead a rather unusual and colourful life. As a Spinster.

I just want a nice man with a good accent and the manners of a Royal.

British, a really cliché G in LGBTQ gentleman a lot of the time.

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Postby Divair » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:52 am

GrandKirche wrote:
Divair wrote:Running what OS?


For a price.


Let me guess, the whole baptism thing.

Bacon slices, actually.

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Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:52 am


Not only a gross misuse of a meme, but also another demonstration of your inability to use your words.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:53 am

Grenartia wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:1. Confederation Of United Planets. Hath's FT nation

2. Not if we shoot it, first.


1. The Allied Worlds of Grenartia.

2. Can't shoot multiple inbounds at once. At least not without violating the laws of physics.

It's called "multiple guns". ;)

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Postby GrandKirche » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:53 am

Divair wrote:
GrandKirche wrote:
Let me guess, the whole baptism thing.

Bacon slices, actually.


Would you like Bacon or a whole side of pig?
Read "A Man For All Seasons". That explains most of what I believe in. Except the Catholic bits.

Outside of here I do lead a rather unusual and colourful life. As a Spinster.

I just want a nice man with a good accent and the manners of a Royal.

British, a really cliché G in LGBTQ gentleman a lot of the time.

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Postby Divair » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:54 am

GrandKirche wrote:
Divair wrote:Bacon slices, actually.


Would you like Bacon or a whole side of pig?

Three slices per pipe fixed.

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Postby GrandKirche » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:54 am

Divair wrote:
GrandKirche wrote:
Would you like Bacon or a whole side of pig?

Three slices per pipe fixed.


Still the cheapest plumber this side of Bethlehem.
Read "A Man For All Seasons". That explains most of what I believe in. Except the Catholic bits.

Outside of here I do lead a rather unusual and colourful life. As a Spinster.

I just want a nice man with a good accent and the manners of a Royal.

British, a really cliché G in LGBTQ gentleman a lot of the time.

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Postby Divair » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:55 am

GrandKirche wrote:
Divair wrote:Three slices per pipe fixed.


Still the cheapest plumber this side of Bethlehem.

Well, I am Jesus. I can afford it.

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Postby Esternial » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:56 am

DesAnges wrote:

Not only a gross misuse of a meme, but also another demonstration of your inability to use your words.

Don't be a hata, playa.

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Postby Grenartia » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:56 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
1. The Allied Worlds of Grenartia.

2. Can't shoot multiple inbounds at once. At least not without violating the laws of physics.

It's called "multiple guns". ;)


I'm aware. Still can't do it. At least not without thoroughly violating physics.
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Postby Arglorand » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:57 am

Divair wrote:
GrandKirche wrote:
Still the cheapest plumber this side of Bethlehem.

Well, I am Jesus. I can afford it.

Technically, that means you're dirt poor.
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Postby GrandKirche » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:57 am

Arglorand wrote:
Divair wrote:Well, I am Jesus. I can afford it.

Technically, that means you're dirt poor.


Well be fair his Daddy owns the entire universe.
Read "A Man For All Seasons". That explains most of what I believe in. Except the Catholic bits.

Outside of here I do lead a rather unusual and colourful life. As a Spinster.

I just want a nice man with a good accent and the manners of a Royal.

British, a really cliché G in LGBTQ gentleman a lot of the time.

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Postby Divair » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:58 am

Arglorand wrote:
Divair wrote:Well, I am Jesus. I can afford it.

Technically, that means you're dirt poor.

No, I'm Jesus. I have infinite wealth. I'm just trying to keep inflation under control.

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Postby Vaxon » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:58 am

DesAnges wrote:

Not only a gross misuse of a meme, but also another demonstration of your inability to use your words.


I dislike using words. Words let you inside my head. No one belongs in there.
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Postby Cadia » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:58 am

Arglorand wrote:
Divair wrote:Well, I am Jesus. I can afford it.

Technically, that means you're dirt poor.


He'll just use his name to get things, he is a superstar after all.

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Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:58 am

Esternial wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Not only a gross misuse of a meme, but also another demonstration of your inability to use your words.

Don't be a hata, playa.

Your use of 'a' instead of the more traditional 'er' has bested me, sir. I shall concede the point and retire to re-evaluate my life.
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Postby Arglorand » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:59 am

Cadia wrote:
Arglorand wrote:Technically, that means you're dirt poor.


He'll just use his name to get things, he is a superstar after all.

As the King Herod Antipas of TET, I have to object to this.
Last edited by Arglorand on Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
Kosovo is Morrowind. N'wah.
Impeach Dagoth Ur, legalise Daedra worship, the Empire is theft. Nerevarine 3E 427.

Pros: Dunmeri independence, abolition of the Empire, the Daedra, Morag Tong, House Redoran, Ashlander interests, abolitionism, Dissident Priests, canonisation of St. Jiub the Cliff Racer Slayer.
Cons: Imperials, the Empire, the False Tribunal, Dagoth Ur, House Hlaalu, Imperials, the Eight Divines, "Talos", "Nords", Imperial unionism, Imperials.

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Postby Vaxon » Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:00 am

DesAnges wrote:
Esternial wrote:Don't be a hata, playa.

Your use of 'a' instead of the more traditional 'er' has bested me, sir. I shall concede the point and retire to re-evaluate my life.


There is that sarcasm.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.

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Postby Stattr » Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:01 am

Good question, and hello TET.
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