TET: Why Do People Put Money In Fake Pigs?

[Divair]

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

Battleship main guns really aren't that effective for coastal bombardment.

Nukes are far better.

[DesAnges]

Uh-huh. Proof, please.

I haven't taken pictures of them. It honestly wasn't that hard of an achievement. Considering the funniest people there barely score "Clown".

Then you can't exactly be proud of your achievements or use them to make points in a conversation then, can you.

[Gallade]

yeah. My nation was created 43 minutes ago...

From what little I remember of the RP world, your nation doesn't necessarily have to reflect your RP status as long as you inform people beforehand.

RP stats trump game stats as long as you don't godmod, yes.

[Vaxon]

I haven't taken pictures of them. It honestly wasn't that hard of an achievement. Considering the funniest people there barely score "Clown".

Considering your uninspired comedic performance before now, I'll be forced to assume you're making this up until you prove otherwise.

Firstly, I am not digging through 3 years worth of sh-tloads to find awards to snap pics of them.
Secondly, I never said you had to believe me, did I?

[Hathradic States]

We strive to avoid using nuclear weapons at all costs.

Given your predisposition to warhawkishness (at least, from what I have observed here - if I am wrong, I apologise), that surprises me.

There are multiple reasons not to use nukes.

First off, someone might nuke you back.
Secondly, when you are trying to conquer someone, irradiated land is rather useless.

Our doctrine concerning nuclear weapon use is limited to pre-emptive strikes, when there is no doubt that they are going to nuke us, retaliation strikes, and desperation strikes (i.e.: we have been all but beaten)

[Dyakovo]

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

A Tsunami Bomb is real. I just renamed it to avoid copyrights or whatever. A very powerful nuke when dropped in the water can sometimes cause a tsunami.

If you're going to use a nuke, it makes much more sense to actually target your, well, target.

[Grenartia]

I do as well. This makes it so if I drop a Tsunami Bomb (named for obvious reasons) near the capital, it'll be destroyed by the following wave.

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

Fuck your shit. I use matter-antimater warheads.

Orbital bombardment, bitches.

A Tsunami Bomb is real. I just renamed it to avoid copyrights or whatever. A very powerful nuke when dropped in the water can sometimes cause a tsunami.

We strive to avoid using nuclear weapons at all costs.

You kind of have to use nuclear weapons in an FT setting. Besides, ICly, Grenartia is Earth unified after a 2030s/2040s nuclear war, with several other colonies. So dealing with radiation and other nuclear shit is rather mundane.

I know some obscenely dark jokes. Too bad telling them would violate PG-13.

My TG box is open, dear.

True, but you've said you don't like jokes about pedophilia. Which most of the ones I know touch on.

[DesAnges]

From what little I remember of the RP world, your nation doesn't necessarily have to reflect your RP status as long as you inform people beforehand.

RP stats trump game stats as long as you don't godmod, yes.

Thank you, dear.

Given your predisposition to warhawkishness (at least, from what I have observed here - if I am wrong, I apologise), that surprises me.

There are multiple reasons not to use nukes.

First off, someone might nuke you back.
Secondly, when you are trying to conquer someone, irradiated land is rather useless.

Our doctrine concerning nuclear weapon use is limited to pre-emptive strikes, when there is no doubt that they are going to nuke us, retaliation strikes, and desperation strikes (i.e.: we have been all but beaten)

As it should be in a world where nukes are unfortunately necessary. I approve (not that you really give a shit).

[Hathradic States]

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

Battleship main guns really aren't that effective for coastal bombardment.

They are more for psychological effect. Most of our ships have smaller guns and rockets for bombardment.

Also, aircraft carriers.

[Divair]

Fuck your shit. I use matter-antimater warheads.

Orbital bombardment, bitches.

Exterminatus.

[The Corparation]

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

A Tsunami Bomb is real. I just renamed it to avoid copyrights or whatever. A very powerful nuke when dropped in the water can sometimes cause a tsunami.

This is NS you don't have to worry about copyright on weapons names. And a Nuclear blast on its own will not cause a Tsunami. There were ideas for causing Tsunamis using nonnuclear bombs however none of them were ever implemented. And they wouldn't work well with nukes due to the way that they have to be detonated. (In a long line of explosives as opposed to a single point)

[The Holy Therns]

Battleship main guns really aren't that effective for coastal bombardment.

They are more for psychological effect. Most of our ships have smaller guns and rockets for bombardment.

Also, aircraft carriers.

Are battleships really that useful when aircraft carriers are available? Seems to me their versatility would be limited.

[Vaxon]

A Tsunami Bomb is real. I just renamed it to avoid copyrights or whatever. A very powerful nuke when dropped in the water can sometimes cause a tsunami.

If you're going to use a nuke, it makes much more sense to actually target your, well, target.

No, it's much more fun to blame it on nature due to a Tsunami massacring people by the millions.

[Hathradic States]

As it should be in a world where nukes are unfortunately necessary. I approve (not that you really give a shit).

It's nice to have someone agree with Hathradic doctrine. Thanks.

[The Corparation]

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

Fuck your shit. I use matter-antimater warheads.

Orbital bombardment, bitches.

Orbital Bombardment you say? Checkmate Motherfuckers. I win.

[Vaxon]

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

Fuck your shit. I use matter-antimater warheads.

Orbital bombardment, bitches.

BAHAHAHAHA. I has handheld anti-matter weaponry and bombs capable of destroying moons.
Youweresayingsomethingabouthowmyshetsucks?

[Hathradic States]

They are more for psychological effect. Most of our ships have smaller guns and rockets for bombardment.

Also, aircraft carriers.

Are battleships really that useful when aircraft carriers are available? Seems to me their versatility would be limited.

Not overly, and we admit this. However, we have them, so we might as well use them.

[Tronold]

"The Federal Republic of Tronold is a fledgling, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape."

Mission complete.

[The Corparation]

If you're going to use a nuke, it makes much more sense to actually target your, well, target.

No, it's much more fun to blame it on nature due to a Tsunami massacring people by the millions.

Yeah except it will be very very easy tp see that the nuke caused it. When you use a nuclear weapon its really really easy to see that its been used. The Flash of detonation, the initial radiation, seismograph data and all of the various radioisotope gases left afterwords are all easy to detect.

[Hathradic States]

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

Fuck your shit. I use matter-antimater warheads.

Orbital bombardment, bitches.

We strive to avoid using nuclear weapons at all costs.

You kind of have to use nuclear weapons in an FT setting. Besides, ICly, Grenartia is Earth unified after a 2030s/2040s nuclear war, with several other colonies. So dealing with radiation and other nuclear shit is rather mundane.

1. the C.O.U.P. would kick your ass.

2. WE GOT DEATH STAR

[The Holy Therns]

Are battleships really that useful when aircraft carriers are available? Seems to me their versatility would be limited.

Not overly, and we admit this. However, we have them, so we might as well use them.

That's fair. I'd however think the psychological effect of air raids would be significantly higher than bombardment.

[Tronold]

Fuck your shit. I use matter-antimater warheads.

Orbital bombardment, bitches.



You kind of have to use nuclear weapons in an FT setting. Besides, ICly, Grenartia is Earth unified after a 2030s/2040s nuclear war, with several other colonies. So dealing with radiation and other nuclear shit is rather mundane.

1. the C.O.U.P. would kick your ass.

2. WE GOT DEATH STAR

My nation will slowly walk away from yours, as we are MT.

[Freelanderness]

Um come love me everyone please.

[Tronold]

No, it's much more fun to blame it on nature due to a Tsunami massacring people by the millions.

Yeah except it will be very very easy tp see that the nuke caused it. When you use a nuclear weapon its really really easy to see that its been used. The Flash of detonation, the initial radiation, seismograph data and all of the various radioisotope gases left afterwords are all easy to detect.

Too much Call Of Duty.

[Vaxon]

No, it's much more fun to blame it on nature due to a Tsunami massacring people by the millions.

Yeah except it will be very very easy tp see that the nuke caused it. When you use a nuclear weapon its really really easy to see that its been used. The Flash of detonation, the initial radiation, seismograph data and all of the various radioisotope gases left afterwords are all easy to detect.

What are they going to do about it? I nuked 'em from space.
The advantages of being an FT multiversal off-planet Empire are immense.