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Postby Bojikami » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:05 am

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Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:05 am

Vaxon wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Generally speaking, you don't have to be a professional comedian to be funny.


I know. Just stating the facts.

What facts? There's a heavy, heavy implication there, but no facts.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:06 am

Tronold wrote:What do you guys think?


*Totally not an edited Falkland islands map*

I like the capital being coastal. :twisted:

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Postby The Holy Therns » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:06 am

Vaxon wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Generally speaking, you don't have to be a professional comedian to be funny.


I know. Just stating the facts.


That only makes sense if you've won significant comedy awards, yourself.
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Postby Vaxon » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:07 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Tronold wrote:What do you guys think?


*Totally not an edited Falkland islands map*

I like the capital being coastal. :twisted:


I do as well. This makes it so if I drop a Tsunami Bomb (named for obvious reasons) near the capital, it'll be destroyed by the following wave.
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Postby Zottistan » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:07 am

Bojikami wrote:Privyet TET.

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Postby Vaxon » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:08 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
I know. Just stating the facts.


That only makes sense if you've won significant comedy awards, yourself.


I've won first place three years in a row from 2007-2010 in my home town for a comedic competition.
I quit the year after since I got bored.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
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Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:08 am

Vaxon wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:I like the capital being coastal. :twisted:


I do as well. This makes it so if I drop a Tsunami Bomb (named for obvious reasons) near the capital, it'll be destroyed by the following wave.

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

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Postby The Holy Therns » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:08 am

Vaxon wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
That only makes sense if you've won significant comedy awards, yourself.


I've won first place three years in a row from 2007-2010 in my home town for a comedic competition.
I quit the year after since I got bored.


If that is at all true (Which I doubt) and this is the humor you won with, your hometown is clearly the single most boring place in the world.
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Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:08 am

Vaxon wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:
That only makes sense if you've won significant comedy awards, yourself.


I've won first place three years in a row from 2007-2010 in my home town for a comedic competition.
I quit the year after since I got bored.

Uh-huh. Proof, please.
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:09 am

Tronold wrote:What do you guys think?

(Image)

*Totally not an edited Falkland islands map*

Meh.
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Postby Vaxon » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:09 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
I do as well. This makes it so if I drop a Tsunami Bomb (named for obvious reasons) near the capital, it'll be destroyed by the following wave.

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.


A Tsunami Bomb is real. I just renamed it to avoid copyrights or whatever. A very powerful nuke when dropped in the water can sometimes cause a tsunami.
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
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Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.
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Postby Gold state » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:09 am

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Postby Tronold » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:10 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Tronold wrote:What do you guys think?


*Totally not an edited Falkland islands map*

I like the capital being coastal. :twisted:


That's why my nation have a powerful navy and air force (But the army is... Well...)
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:10 am

Vaxon wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.


A Tsunami Bomb is real. I just renamed it to avoid copyrights or whatever. A very powerful nuke when dropped in the water can sometimes cause a tsunami.

We strive to avoid using nuclear weapons at all costs.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:11 am

The Holy Therns wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
I've won first place three years in a row from 2007-2010 in my home town for a comedic competition.
I quit the year after since I got bored.


If that is at all true (Which I doubt) and this is the humor you won with, your hometown is clearly the single most boring place in the world.

This, I believe.
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Postby Grenartia » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:11 am

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It will fall... *Pythonesque foot squishes us*

Grenartia wrote:
What does that have to do with anything?

You suggested FFS to raise the protagonist from 10 to 16 for romance, so I suggested raising the others to their 60s and 70s.


I fail to see what relevance it has to anything. There's no valid reason to raise gym leaders' ages.

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Nintendo would probably never agree to that.


There used to be several erotic games for Nintendo though.


Yeah, but they're trying to distance themselves away from that shit.

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Hathradic States wrote:Maybe if you have no sense of fucked up humor.


I quite enjoy black humor. I still want some effort, however.


I know some obscenely dark jokes. Too bad telling them would violate PG-13.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:11 am

Tronold wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:I like the capital being coastal. :twisted:


That's why my nation have a powerful navy and air force (But the army is... Well...)

Yeah. Mine's probably more powerful. And we aren't nice.

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Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:12 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
A Tsunami Bomb is real. I just renamed it to avoid copyrights or whatever. A very powerful nuke when dropped in the water can sometimes cause a tsunami.

We strive to avoid using nuclear weapons at all costs.

Given your predisposition to warhawkishness (at least, from what I have observed here - if I am wrong, I apologise), that surprises me.
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Postby The Holy Therns » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:12 am

Grenartia wrote:I know some obscenely dark jokes. Too bad telling them would violate PG-13.


My TG box is open, dear.
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Postby Tronold » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:12 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Tronold wrote:
That's why my nation have a powerful navy and air force (But the army is... Well...)

Yeah. Mine's probably more powerful. And we aren't nice.


yeah. My nation was created 43 minutes ago...
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Postby Vaxon » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:13 am

DesAnges wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
I've won first place three years in a row from 2007-2010 in my home town for a comedic competition.
I quit the year after since I got bored.

Uh-huh. Proof, please.


I haven't taken pictures of them. It honestly wasn't that hard of an achievement. Considering the funniest people there barely score "Clown".
Greetings, If you're reading this, YOU ARE A STALKER!
Now, in all seriousness, I am an American Male.
Greater Mackonia wrote:"A car carrying a Communist a Capitalist and a Fascist breaks down, the Communist implores for the three to unite and push the car forward, though it may take significant time and misery. The Capitalist declares that the three should hire a taxi, though it will be costly and the taxi only has room for two. The Fascist gets in the car, sounds the horn and pretends the car is still moving."

-A Mack Saying.
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Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:13 am

Tronold wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Yeah. Mine's probably more powerful. And we aren't nice.


yeah. My nation was created 43 minutes ago...

From what little I remember of the RP world, your nation doesn't necessarily have to reflect your RP status as long as you inform people beforehand.
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Postby The Holy Therns » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:14 am

Vaxon wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Uh-huh. Proof, please.


I haven't taken pictures of them. It honestly wasn't that hard of an achievement. Considering the funniest people there barely score "Clown".


Considering your uninspired comedic performance before now, I'll be forced to assume you're making this up until you prove otherwise.
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:15 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Vaxon wrote:
I do as well. This makes it so if I drop a Tsunami Bomb (named for obvious reasons) near the capital, it'll be destroyed by the following wave.

Fuck that. I use real shit.

Like 18 inch cannons.

Battleship main guns really aren't that effective for coastal bombardment.
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