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PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:40 am
by Aequalitia
The Truth and Light wrote:Someone dialed my phone and asked for a guy named Paul and now I'm suspicious.

Well, did he/she told you name? No? Then you not need to be suspicious.

Happened my a time ago at work. Some random dude called me at the end of the morning/begin midday and asked for someone who's name I forget. I told I was not that dude and that he got the wrong phone number.

What makes my suspicious sometimes are messages from a temp agency who ask people to be apply for a job for a few days. I don't know how I got it but its just....strange

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:40 am
by Auremena
Grenartia wrote:
Auremena wrote:Tried that. Fell asleep 3 hours before I wanted to wake up normally when trying to stay up all night.
Do something, anything to keep yourself up.
I was playing with my tablet all night last night, didn't work.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:41 am
by Immoren
Grenartia wrote:
I do have a bunch of military vehicle designs APCs, tanks, fighters, bombers, armor suits, even spacecraft.


Remove kinetic energy penetrator from premises.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:41 am
by Fnordgasm 5
Auremena wrote:
Fnordgasm 5 wrote:Hey Fnordettes! How's it going?
Fnordly.


Good.. I honestly think, apart from the other ways, that it's the only way to be.


Aequalitia wrote:
Fnordgasm 5 wrote:Hey Fnordettes! How's it going?

Well, goes not dramatic bad here. Not really good also but it can be worse so.

And how are you?


Well, thank you. So what's going on with you? Anything I can help with?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:41 am
by Aequalitia
Grenartia wrote:
Aequalitia wrote:Hmmm well, its military so you idea would be have more support then something scientific :twisted:


I do have a bunch of military vehicle designs APCs, tanks, fighters, bombers, armor suits, even spacecraft.

Got even ASAT's?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:41 am
by Grenartia
Freelanderness wrote:
Grenartia wrote:

So much shit I wanted to do to troll that Baptist school I used to go to. Sign my name as "Jesus", walk in wearing a skirt, hold a fake Satan-worshipping session (complete with pentagrams and animal blood), make out with some random guy in the cafeteria, and one really specific instance when some travelling preacher came by, started talking to us about sex, and asked if we wanted partners who'd had a lot of sex. I so wanted to be the only person to raise my hand for that last one.

I'm not even trolling. I just think it fits so well with my name. It sounds nice.

But yeah I used to troll those things so much. Start talking about different sexual identities, abortion, etc. Get someone riled up.


I can see it...

Indeed.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:42 am
by Ouregon
Hello!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:44 am
by Aequalitia
Fnordgasm 5 wrote:
Aequalitia wrote:Well, goes not dramatic bad here. Not really good also but it can be worse so.

And how are you?


Well, thank you. So what's going on with you? Anything I can help with?

Well, just now hanging around here and take some rest. Work don't stops so I need to be awake and fit tomorrow.

I don't really got something now where you can help my with, sorry. But hey, can I help you there?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:44 am
by Freelanderness
Grenartia wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:I'm not even trolling. I just think it fits so well with my name. It sounds nice.

But yeah I used to troll those things so much. Start talking about different sexual identities, abortion, etc. Get someone riled up.


I can see it...

Indeed.

:hug: I hope things are going well. I'm suck watching a really shitty movie in english.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:45 am
by Ouregon
Freelanderness wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I can see it...

Indeed.

:hug: I hope things are going well. I'm suck watching a really shitty movie in english.

You arent Jesus.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:45 am
by Auremena
Freelanderness wrote:
Auremena wrote:You could be Jesús Sánchez, or Juan Jesús.
I could omit the H in my name and it would be hispanic.
Do it! It'll be awesome!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:46 am
by Auremena
Ouregon wrote:
Freelanderness wrote: :hug: I hope things are going well. I'm suck watching a really shitty movie in english.
You arent Jesus.
But what about Jesús?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:47 am
by Ouregon
Auremena wrote:
Ouregon wrote:You arent Jesus.
But what about Jesús?

What, I mean, this is ......

YOU WIN THIS TIME!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:47 am
by Dumb Ideologies
Auremena wrote:
Ouregon wrote:You arent Jesus.
But what about Jesús?


What would Jesús do?

Clean out my damn pool if he wants to keep a job, that's what!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:47 am
by Lost heros
According to cleverbot I'm fruit loops crazy...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:48 am
by Des-Bal
Rodrania wrote:Can I add your awesome comment to my signature? That made me laugh my ass off.


Go for it

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:49 am
by Ethel mermania
Freelanderness wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
you should forgive him/her

I do, but somehow I think I'm not winning any converts.

maybe its your method?

do you absolve them of their sins? wash gtheir feet? pray for them while sinning?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:49 am
by Ouregon
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Auremena wrote:But what about Jesús?


What would Jesús do?

Clean out my damn pool if he wants to keep a job, that's what!

Jesús isnt your Mexican cleaner :p

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:49 am
by Immoren
Ouregon wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
What would Jesús do?

Clean out my damn pool if he wants to keep a job, that's what!

Jesús isnt your Mexican cleaner :p


No. He works at my tomato field. *crakcs whip.*

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:50 am
by Dumb Ideologies
Ouregon wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
What would Jesús do?

Clean out my damn pool if he wants to keep a job, that's what!

Jesús isnt your Mexican cleaner :p


He's a very naughty boy!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:50 am
by Grenartia
Auremena wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Do something, anything to keep yourself up.
I was playing with my tablet all night last night, didn't work.


Walk around, do shit like that. Or, buy some melatonin pills. Mom gave some to me a few times when I couldn't sleep about 3 years ago.

Immoren wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I do have a bunch of military vehicle designs APCs, tanks, fighters, bombers, armor suits, even spacecraft.


Remove kinetic energy penetrator from premises.


*giggles*


You said penetrator.

Aequalitia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I do have a bunch of military vehicle designs APCs, tanks, fighters, bombers, armor suits, even spacecraft.

Got even ASAT's?


More than I know what to do with.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:50 am
by Aequalitia
Lost heros wrote:According to cleverbot I'm fruit loops crazy...

Cleverbot got it always true, even when its false!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:51 am
by Ouregon
Immoren wrote:
Ouregon wrote:Jesús isnt your Mexican cleaner :p


No. He works at my tomato field. *crakcs whip.*

Nonsense.

He works at Wallmart. He is just a quiet Palestinian illegal immigrant.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:51 am
by Lost heros
Aequalitia wrote:
Lost heros wrote:According to cleverbot I'm fruit loops crazy...

Cleverbot got it always true, even when its false!

Cleverbot must be a female.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:51 am
by Dumb Ideologies
Ouregon wrote:
Immoren wrote:
No. He works at my tomato field. *crakcs whip.*

Nonsense.

He works at Wallmart. He is just a quiet Palestinian illegal immigrant.


Who moonlights as an underground magician who solves mysteries.