TET: What Didn't You Learn Today?

[The Corparation]

Lies these are perfect shoes

Lies.
These are the best:

Sandals are not shoes. Anyone who treats them like shoes is either a tourist or an old person and should be avoided at all costs.

[Qazox]

Exactly!

*fist bumps*

*brofist*

In Florida, those are almost mandatory.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Lies.
These are the best:

Sandals are not shoes. Anyone who treats them like shoes is either a tourist or an old person and should be avoided at all costs.

That's a croc.

[Cu Math]

Exactly. That's why I always wear them. Even during intercourse.

Unless you're meeting the queen, then you put on a cravat of course.

Or a Cummerbund.

[The Corparation]

Sandals are not shoes. Anyone who treats them like shoes is either a tourist or an old person and should be avoided at all costs.

That's a croc.

Crocs are their own separate kind of abomination.

[Aequalitia]

Sandals are not shoes. Anyone who treats them like shoes is either a tourist or an old person and should be avoided at all costs.

That's a croc.

Oh god, that things. That was a trend here. Was, lucky

[Des-Bal]

It's a meme. *dances around*

The internet will not acquiesce to the more involved of my demands and so I must ask you issue your intent more clearly.

[Qazox]

Such a hater, Torc.

TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FASHION FAILURE
TO UNITE THE PEOPLE WITH A FANTASTIC TAILOR
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF UGGS AND CROCS
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NEW SHOE BOX

JESSE, JAMES,
TEAM FABULOUS TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
REMEMBER AFTER LABOR DAY, DON'T WEAR WHITE
MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

[Coffee Cakes]

Such a hater, Torc.

TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FASHION FAILURE
TO UNITE THE PEOPLE WITH A FANTASTIC TAILOR
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF UGGS AND CROCS
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NEW SHOE BOX

Did you really just rip off Team Rocket?

[Cu Math]

TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FASHION FAILURE
TO UNITE THE PEOPLE WITH A FANTASTIC TAILOR
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF UGGS AND CROCS
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NEW SHOE BOX

JESSE, JAMES,
TEAM FABULOUS TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
REMEMBER AFTER LABOR DAY, DON'T WEAR WHITE
MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

So. Much. Win.

[Qazox]

TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FASHION FAILURE
TO UNITE THE PEOPLE WITH A FANTASTIC TAILOR
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF UGGS AND CROCS
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NEW SHOE BOX

Did you really just rip off Team Rocket?

What is it illegal to do so?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FASHION FAILURE
TO UNITE THE PEOPLE WITH A FANTASTIC TAILOR
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF UGGS AND CROCS
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NEW SHOE BOX

Did you really just rip off Team Rocket?

No they ripped me off.

[The Corparation]

TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FASHION FAILURE
TO UNITE THE PEOPLE WITH A FANTASTIC TAILOR
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF UGGS AND CROCS
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NEW SHOE BOX

JESSE, JAMES,
TEAM FABULOUS TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
REMEMBER AFTER LABOR DAY, DON'T WEAR WHITE
MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

Aqed both of you.

[Disserbia]

Sandals are not shoes. Anyone who treats them like shoes is either a tourist or an old person and should be avoided at all costs.

That's a croc.

Nice croc.

[Des-Bal]

The staff, The shepherd's authority lies in his staff.

And what authority issues he that is the equal of his flock? Whose staff exists not in excess of that which his flock wields? Who is the shepherd when the flock hath staves? How then can this man proclaim himself shepherd of the flock which is rich with rod and staff- which is terrible with banner and sword? Who is he who issues command when the flock needs not the shepherd?

[Seitonjin]

TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FASHION FAILURE
TO UNITE THE PEOPLE WITH A FANTASTIC TAILOR
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF UGGS AND CROCS
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NEW SHOE BOX

JESSE, JAMES,
TEAM FABULOUS TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
REMEMBER AFTER LABOR DAY, DON'T WEAR WHITE
MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

omg ppl stahp

TET greets me weirdly

[Qazox]

Sandals are not shoes. Anyone who treats them like shoes is either a tourist or an old person and should be avoided at all costs.

That's a croc.

What load of croc.

[Aequalitia]

JESSE, JAMES,
TEAM FABULOUS TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
REMEMBER AFTER LABOR DAY, DON'T WEAR WHITE
MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

omg ppl stahp

TET greets me weirdly

Is that not something normal?

[Qazox]

JESSE, JAMES,
TEAM FABULOUS TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
REMEMBER AFTER LABOR DAY, DON'T WEAR WHITE
MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

omg ppl stahp

TET greets me weirdly

Hi. That's not weird, right?

[Coffee Cakes]

Lies.
These are the best:

Sandals are not shoes. Anyone who treats them like shoes is either a tourist or an old person and should be avoided at all costs.

The only people who say that are those that have never worn sandals.

Also... from Wiki:

Sandals are an open type of outdoor footwear, consisting of a sole held to the wearer's foot by straps passing over the instep and, sometimes, around the ankle. While the distinction between sandals and other types of footwear can sometimes be blurry (as in the case of huaraches—the woven leather footwear seen in Mexico—and peep-toe pumps), the common understanding is that a sandal leaves most of the upper part of the foot exposed, particularly the toes. People may choose to wear sandals for several reasons, among them economy (sandals tend to require less material than shoes and are usually easier to construct), comfort in warm weather, and as a fashion choice.

Usually, people wear sandals in warmer climates or during warmer parts of the year in order to keep their feet cool and dry. The risk of developing athlete's foot is lower than with enclosed shoes, and the wearing of sandals may be part of the treatment regimen for such an infection.

Even Wiki agrees with me.

[Seitonjin]

Sandals are not shoes. Anyone who treats them like shoes is either a tourist or an old person and should be avoided at all costs.

That's a croc.

Crocs are like natural condoms

No sane person would skoodilypoop with someone wearing crocs

[Coffee Cakes]

*fist bumps*

*brofist*

In Florida, those are almost mandatory.

I love my Reebok sneakers, but I have a pair of those Adidas slides for around the house.

[Aequalitia]

omg ppl stahp

TET greets me weirdly

Hi. That's not weird, right?

OH GOD NOOO, HI IS WEIRD, NOOOOO PANICAAAA

[Seitonjin]

omg ppl stahp

TET greets me weirdly

Is that not something normal?

wtf is normal

omg ppl stahp

TET greets me weirdly

Hi. That's not weird, right?

No that's weirder.

[Disserbia]

That's a croc.

Crocs are like natural condoms

No sane person would skoodilypoop with someone wearing crocs

troof.