TET: What Didn't You Learn Today?

[Lost heros]

Okay but like it's that time again. I need someone to cuddle with irl or I'm going to lose it.

Get off the Internet. Internet usage and cuddle time are inversely proportionate.

[The Holy Therns]

Okay but like it's that time again. I need someone to cuddle with irl or I'm going to lose it.

What you need to do is employ the patented Thernsy Way©: Walk out into the street, select the person of your choice, point and declare "I am in need. You will snuggle. Resistance is futile."

I know it will work. Someday.

[Lost heros]

Have you ever gotten the feeling and then confirmation that some of your family members are idiots?

I'm convinced my aunt is insane and stupid. Does that count?

[Napkiraly]

Have you ever gotten the feeling and then confirmation that some of your family members are idiots?

That sentiment is how I feel about approximately 1/2 of my cousins. If not more.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Okay but like it's that time again. I need someone to cuddle with irl or I'm going to lose it.

What you need to do is employ the patented Thernsy Way©: Walk out into the street, select the person of your choice, point and declare "I am in need. You will snuggle. Resistance is futile."

I know it will work. Someday.

Thernsy: for all your cuddling needs.

[The Truth and Light]

Have you ever gotten the feeling and then confirmation that some of your family members are idiots?

YESSSSS!

Like when my grandmother said, "White people are over racism! The real prejudiced ones are the Blacks!"

Or when my dad said, "I'm not a bigot, Matthew, I just believe in preserving my Anglo-Saxon culture."

Both are verbatim quotes.

[The Holy Therns]

Just travelling on your train of thought, dear.

I blame video games, or should I call them murder simulators?

Shush you, leave my Super Turkey Puncher 3000 alone.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Have you ever gotten the feeling and then confirmation that some of your family members are idiots?

I'm convinced my aunt is insane and stupid. Does that count?

Yes.

My uncle... is a twat.

Have you ever gotten the feeling and then confirmation that some of your family members are idiots?

YESSSSS!

Like when my grandmother said, "White people are over racism! The real prejudiced ones are the Blacks!"

Or when my dad said, "I'm not a bigot, Matthew, I just believe in preserving my Anglo-Saxon culture."

Both are verbatim quotes.

Ay ay ay.

[The Holy Therns]

What you need to do is employ the patented Thernsy Way©: Walk out into the street, select the person of your choice, point and declare "I am in need. You will snuggle. Resistance is futile."

I know it will work. Someday.

Thernsy: for all your cuddling needs.

You'll all submit to cuddles. ALL of you.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Have you ever gotten the feeling and then confirmation that some of your family members are idiots?

That sentiment is how I feel about approximately 1/2 of my cousins. If not more.

Fu uh ck.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Thernsy: for all your cuddling needs.

You'll all submit to cuddles. ALL of you.

... Bitches.

[Ethel mermania]

I think I've come to the conclusion that humanity is terribly broken, damaged, and hurt... and that the folks diagnosed with anything are the ones who were brave enough to get any help.

Especially if it involves violent impulses. Those are the greatest fixers of all.

i dont know when i beat the crap out of sometoone who annoys the shit out of me, i feel better.

route diversity *BAM* means the cables *POW* can not be *SHAZAAM* in the same *KICK* condiuet *KA-POW*

[The Truth and Light]

Okay but like it's that time again. I need someone to cuddle with irl or I'm going to lose it.

What you need to do is employ the patented Thernsy Way©: Walk out into the street, select the person of your choice, point and declare "I am in need. You will snuggle. Resistance is futile."

I know it will work. Someday.

You are a beautiful sunny person and I wish you rainbows!

[Hurdegaryp]

Me and my friend are trying to out electro music each other. I need a play list, I'm running out of bad electro music to play.

Dare I suggest dark electro? Yes, I dare. Go full EBM on your mate!

[Lost heros]

I'm convinced my aunt is insane and stupid. Does that count?

Yes.

My uncle... is a twat.

At one point my aunt was telling her daughter that her daughter's baby daughter was blind in her left eye. And her support for this assertion was that the baby would look at you with the right side of her face.

[Coffee Cakes]

Thernsy: for all your cuddling needs.

You'll all submit to cuddles. ALL of you.

What if I enjoy it?

[Napkiraly]

That sentiment is how I feel about approximately 1/2 of my cousins. If not more.

Fu uh ck.

I know. One refuses to move away from the city he was born in despite being able to get a job in Paris if he'd just fucking move. A good, well paying job at that. If that isn't idiocy, I don't know what is.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Yes.

My uncle... is a twat.

At one point my aunt was telling her daughter that her daughter's baby daughter was blind in her left eye. And her support for this assertion was that the baby would look at you with the right side of her face.

Xanax her. Like, right now.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Fu uh ck.

I know. One refuses to move away from the city he was born in despite being able to get a job in Paris if he'd just fucking move. A good, well paying job at that. If that isn't idiocy, I don't know what is.

Crippling fear of change?

[Napkiraly]

Me and my friend are trying to out electro music each other. I need a play list, I'm running out of bad electro music to play.

Dare I suggest dark electro? Yes, I dare. Go full EBM on your mate!

Right now I am playing Under the Bridge (I know, but he's too drunk to notice). When it is my turn netx I shall play this type of music.

[The Truth and Light]

Ay ay ay.

The fact that my dad is a racist Anglophile while I'm Jewish has been bothering me my entire life.

Anyways... what stupid things do your family members do?

[Lost heros]

At one point my aunt was telling her daughter that her daughter's baby daughter was blind in her left eye. And her support for this assertion was that the baby would look at you with the right side of her face.

Xanax her. Like, right now.

Nah, she's already pumped full of drugs that I don't think adding another medication would really affect her even more.

[Napkiraly]

I know. One refuses to move away from the city he was born in despite being able to get a job in Paris if he'd just fucking move. A good, well paying job at that. If that isn't idiocy, I don't know what is.

Crippling fear of change?

No. He actually hates the city he was born in (Brest), but still refuses to move simply because he doesn't like Paris. Oh, and he's almost thiry and has barely any job experience.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Ay ay ay.

The fact that my dad is a racist Anglophile while I'm Jewish has been bothering me my entire life.

Anyways... what stupid things do your family members do?

My uncle, spouting his usual minister nonsense against legalizing pot and same-sex marriage.

With the pot issue, seriously. Calling it a gateway drug. If anything, it's not the drug that makes it a gateway, but it's illegal status. There are many studies and articles online explaining this. But oh no, he preaches and the imbeciles at his church follow.

[Ethel mermania]

I know. One refuses to move away from the city he was born in despite being able to get a job in Paris if he'd just fucking move. A good, well paying job at that. If that isn't idiocy, I don't know what is.

Crippling fear of change?

maybe, but paris (sigh).