TET: Good-bye and hello, as always.

[Divair]

And the O2 network goes down again. What the hell, O2?

[Zottistan]

"You ready? I'm going to piss and walk at the same time."
"Jeez you've got a big dick."

People outside my window say the darndest things.

I was walking down a corridor in school once, a few yards behind these two girls. The corridor was mostly empty, and I walk very quietly, so they must have thought they were alone, because one turned to the other and said "Did you ever turn your vagina inside out?". I was like "What?!", and the turned around and went bright red. It was funny.

[The Truth and Light]

Well then. This should be interesting.

Apparently the detergent I bought should be put into the washing machines on campus under absolutely no circumstances.

Why? How are you supposed to wash your clothes? >->

[Astrolinium]

Well then. This should be interesting.

Apparently the detergent I bought should be put into the washing machines on campus under absolutely no circumstances.

Why? How are you supposed to wash your clothes? >->

I apparently need to find special high efficiency detergent.

[Wind in the Willows]

Why? How are you supposed to wash your clothes? >->

I apparently need to find special high efficiency detergent.

Fuck the rules, just use it.

[Astrolinium]

I apparently need to find special high efficiency detergent.

Fuck the rules, just use it.

This isn't a rule.
The machines actually will not function correctly if I use my detergent and my clothes will, apparently, come out covered in suds and still dirty.

[Wind in the Willows]

Fuck the rules, just use it.

This isn't a rule.
The machines actually will not function correctly if I use my detergent and my clothes will, apparently, come out covered in suds and still dirty.

Oh right, sorry my mistake. Better go get a better detergent then.

[Euronymous]

"You ready? I'm going to piss and walk at the same time."
"Jeez you've got a big dick."

People outside my window say the darndest things.

I was walking down a corridor in school once, a few yards behind these two girls. The corridor was mostly empty, and I walk very quietly, so they must have thought they were alone, because one turned to the other and said "Did you ever turn your vagina inside out?". I was like "What?!", and the turned around and went bright red. It was funny.

How would that even work?

[Fnordgasm 5]

So what's the deal with nachos? I mean, I bought them so who are they to say that they don't belong to me? Am I right guys?

[Arglorand]

So what's the deal with nachos? I mean, I bought them so who are they to say that they don't belong to me? Am I right guys?

Oh shit, Fnordgasm's jokes are back.

[Vareiln]

"You ready? I'm going to piss and walk at the same time."
"Jeez you've got a big dick."

People outside my window say the darndest things.

Wherever this place is, it sounds wonderful.

[Hurdegaryp]

So what's the deal with nachos? I mean, I bought them so who are they to say that they don't belong to me? Am I right guys?

Oh shit, Fnordgasm's jokes are back.

He just doesn't learn, does he? I've seen bricks who were funnier than that guy.

[Vareiln]

So what's the deal with nachos? I mean, I bought them so who are they to say that they don't belong to me? Am I right guys?

Am I missing something here?

[Divair]

Oh shit, Fnordgasm's jokes are back.

He just doesn't learn, does he? I've seen bricks who were funnier than that guy.

I'd love to meet those bricks.

[Lordieth]

So what's the deal with nachos? I mean, I bought them so who are they to say that they don't belong to me? Am I right guys?

As in, not yours?

[Wind in the Willows]

So what's the deal with nachos? I mean, I bought them so who are they to say that they don't belong to me? Am I right guys?

[Divair]

Israeli government logic:
"Great news everyone, the GDP has shot up! Oh, why? Well, uh, consumer spending rose! What do you mean that's because of a VAT hike that's going to kick the GDP in the balls next quarter? Stop making us look silly!"

[Inky Noodles]

Heavy metal christian rap...



Death to my ears.

[Cadia]

So what's the deal with nachos? I mean, I bought them so who are they to say that they don't belong to me? Am I right guys?

I can hear the music now.

WHA WHA WHA

[Forster Keys]

"You ready? I'm going to piss and walk at the same time."
"Jeez you've got a big dick."

People outside my window say the darndest things.

You loving that dorm lyfe?

Oh yeah.

[Vareiln]

Heavy metal christian rap...



Death to my ears.

There's always unblack metal.

[Divair]

Heavy metal christian rap...



Death to my ears.

Here, have some good music instead.

[Forster Keys]

"You ready? I'm going to piss and walk at the same time."
"Jeez you've got a big dick."

People outside my window say the darndest things.

I was walking down a corridor in school once, a few yards behind these two girls. The corridor was mostly empty, and I walk very quietly, so they must have thought they were alone, because one turned to the other and said "Did you ever turn your vagina inside out?". I was like "What?!", and the turned around and went bright red. It was funny.

Wow... That's insightful.

[Luveria]

Heavy metal christian rap...



Death to my ears.

There's always unblack metal.

It kills the lyrics.

[Hurdegaryp]

Israeli government logic:
"Great news everyone, the GDP has shot up! Oh, why? Well, uh, consumer spending rose! What do you mean that's because of a VAT hike that's going to kick the GDP in the balls next quarter? Stop making us look silly!"

Do NOT question authority! Be a good little drone and comply. It is the only way.