The Freezing 'Roo - (CLOSED, CHECK THE NEW THREAD)

[General Millys]

Charlette snickers to herself. "Oh, if you show those snobby tennis launchers up, and they'll shut up quite nicely next time you come around."

"If I practiced my tennis swing at all, I'd consider it a challenge. I haven't done that since 4th grade, though, after I realized... Hey, video games are way more fun than tennis."

Scam: "..." She raises an eyebrow suspiciously.

[Scamvidia]

Sorry... woof.

They stop as soon as he leaves. "Looks like you had a fun time in there."

*hits with a newspaper* No. Bad.

"Yeah, some asshat set up tennis ball turrets to... I'm gonna guess it was you."

You should have hit him with a baseball bat.

[Scamvidia]

Charlette snickers to herself. "Oh, if you show those snobby tennis launchers up, and they'll shut up quite nicely next time you come around."

"If I practiced my tennis swing at all, I'd consider it a challenge. I haven't done that since 4th grade, though, after I realized... Hey, video games are way more fun than tennis."

"..." She raises an eyebrow suspiciously.

Lucy clears her throat. "So anyway.."

[General Millys]

You should have hit him with a baseball bat.

But who does that to a dog? That's animal abuse!

Lucy clears her throat. "So anyway.."

She nods and waits for something to come out of Lucy's mouth.

[Torrocca]

Girl. Gah.

He eventually just leaves the room after getting pelted by tennis balls. "Okay, that firing range isn't worth the effort."

Charlette snickers to herself. "Oh, if you show those snobby tennis launchers up, and they'll shut up quite nicely next time you come around."

Torr throws a paper-plane through the tunnel, with a letter written in it. It flies about for a bit, then hits Char in the back of the head.

Sorry... woof.

They stop as soon as he leaves. "Looks like you had a fun time in there."

I don't want to kill Yuno because she would be with Torr... But I want sadness.

'Kay.

Torr spends an eternity in sadness...

Sorry... woof.

They stop as soon as he leaves. "Looks like you had a fun time in there."

*hits with a newspaper* No. Bad.

"Yeah, some asshat set up tennis ball turrets to... I'm gonna guess it was you."

;~; woof...

"Nope, but the local psychopath, again."

[Scamvidia]

You should have hit him with a baseball bat.

But who does that to a dog? That's animal abuse!

Lucy clears her throat. "So anyway.."

She nods and waits for something to come out of Lucy's mouth.

It's Torr so it's ok.

"What do you do for fun?"

[Crumlark]

Charlette snickers to herself. "Oh, if you show those snobby tennis launchers up, and they'll shut up quite nicely next time you come around."

"If I practiced my tennis swing at all, I'd consider it a challenge. I haven't done that since 4th grade, though, after I realized... Hey, video games are way more fun than tennis."

"I can tell from the incredible tone of your body that video games have done your fitness good." Charlette says, mostly joking.

Lauren turns her phone volume down to listen to the last two voice recordings in her answering machine.

[Scamvidia]

Charlette snickers to herself. "Oh, if you show those snobby tennis launchers up, and they'll shut up quite nicely next time you come around."

Torr throws a paper-plane through the tunnel, with a letter written in it. It flies about for a bit, then hits Char in the back of the head.

I don't want to kill Yuno because she would be with Torr... But I want sadness.

'Kay.

Torr spends an eternity in sadness...

*hits with a newspaper* No. Bad.

"Yeah, some asshat set up tennis ball turrets to... I'm gonna guess it was you."

;~; woof...

"Nope, but the local psychopath, again."

(*punts*)

[General Millys]

;~; woof...

"Nope, but the local psychopath, again."

I'll put you in the kennel, Fido.

"You know, something tells me it's you."

It's Torr so it's ok.

"What do you do for fun?"

...

She mimes reading a book, playing video games, rolling and playing on a net, typing, and then mimes an attempted kiss to her cheek, followed by a punch by an impression of Adam.

[General Millys]

"I can tell from the incredible tone of your body that video games have done your fitness good." Charlette says, mostly joking.

Lauren turns her phone volume down to listen to the last two voice recordings in her answering machine.

"Well, thanks, I've been working on i- Wait." He shrugs and rolls his eyes for a moment. "Hey, I can still kick the ass of anyone who tries to hurt Milly. ... With a bit of cheating, of course."

[Crumlark]

Charlette snickers to herself. "Oh, if you show those snobby tennis launchers up, and they'll shut up quite nicely next time you come around."

Torr throws a paper-plane through the tunnel, with a letter written in it. It flies about for a bit, then hits Char in the back of the head.

Charlette unfolds the plane, curious.

[Scamvidia]

;~; woof...

"Nope, but the local psychopath, again."

I'll put you in the kennel, Fido.

"You know, something tells me it's you."

It's Torr so it's ok.

"What do you do for fun?"

...

She mimes reading a book, playing video games, rolling and playing on a net, typing, and then mimes an attempted kiss to her cheek, followed by a punch by an impression of Adam.

Lucy nods. "Want to play a game?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Lauren turns her phone volume down to listen to the last two voice recordings in her answering machine.

The first one goes like this: "Lauren, it's Cerril... I know you're probably starting to get sick of these messages, but I've sent teams all over Europe, the Middle East, Africa... Hell, even Australia! Still nothing! If you'd consider helping, I'd even double the reward if you found him! And throw in some royal benefits too! Honorary royal sound nice? ... Shit, I'll even make you heir if I have to."

The second one: "Hey, Lauren! It's Luna-tic! Crap, that came out wrong... Anyways, I bought you necklaces! And lots of other jewelry! Call me! Bye!"

[General Millys]

Lucy nods. "Want to play a game?"

She tilts her head inquisitively. "Mmm?"

[Crumlark]

"I can tell from the incredible tone of your body that video games have done your fitness good." Charlette says, mostly joking.

Lauren turns her phone volume down to listen to the last two voice recordings in her answering machine.

"Well, thanks, I've been working on i- Wait." He shrugs and rolls his eyes for a moment. "Hey, I can still kick the ass of anyone who tries to hurt Milly. ... With a bit of cheating, of course."

Charlette stifles a giggle at the delayed realization. "I know. After all, what is an interesting fight without a few interesting moves?"

[Scamvidia]

Lucy nods. "Want to play a game?"

She tilts her head inquisitively. "Mmm?"

Lucy thinks for a moment, but can't think of anything. "What's your favorite game?"

[General Millys]

Charlette stifles a giggle at the delayed realization. "I know. After all, what is an interesting fight without a few interesting moves?"

"Not really an interesting move, more of a BANGBANGBANG okay, I'm done, time to go home, get some pizza, watch Netflix, that kinda thing."

She tilts her head inquisitively. "Mmm?"

Lucy thinks for a moment, but can't think of anything. "What's your favorite game?"

She scratches her chin for a moment before looking very saintly, mimicing the motion of a boat rowing, and holding up four fingers.

[Torrocca]

Torr throws a paper-plane through the tunnel, with a letter written in it. It flies about for a bit, then hits Char in the back of the head.

Charlette unfolds the plane, curious.

It reads; "CHAR PLS MEET AT UNDERWORLD ASAP"

;~; woof...

"Nope, but the local psychopath, again."

I'll put you in the kennel, Fido.

"You know, something tells me it's you."

It's Torr so it's ok.

"What do you do for fun?"

...

She mimes reading a book, playing video games, rolling and playing on a net, typing, and then mimes an attempted kiss to her cheek, followed by a punch by an impression of Adam.

No pls.

"Nah, not me."

Torr throws a paper-plane through the tunnel, with a letter written in it. It flies about for a bit, then hits Char in the back of the head.



'Kay.

Torr spends an eternity in sadness...



;~; woof...

"Nope, but the local psychopath, again."

(*punts*)

(*Deploys quadrotor*)

[Scamvidia]

Charlette stifles a giggle at the delayed realization. "I know. After all, what is an interesting fight without a few interesting moves?"

"Not really an interesting move, more of a BANGBANGBANG okay, I'm done, time to go home, get some pizza, watch Netflix, that kinda thing."

Lucy thinks for a moment, but can't think of anything. "What's your favorite game?"

She scratches her chin for a moment before looking very saintly, mimicing the motion of a boat rowing, and holding up four fingers.

Lucy looks confused. "I don't understand.."

[Crumlark]

Lauren turns her phone volume down to listen to the last two voice recordings in her answering machine.

The first one goes like this: "Lauren, it's Cerril... I know you're probably starting to get sick of these messages, but I've sent teams all over Europe, the Middle East, Africa... Hell, even Australia! Still nothing! If you'd consider helping, I'd even double the reward if you found him! And throw in some royal benefits too! Honorary royal sound nice? ... Shit, I'll even make you heir if I have to."

The second one: "Hey, Lauren! It's Luna-tic! Crap, that came out wrong... Anyways, I bought you necklaces! And lots of other jewelry! Call me! Bye!"

Lauren looks around her apartment for Saren. "Oh goodness, I could make sure this world tour lasted the rest of our lives for sure if I had that kind of reward." She turns a shade more scarlet after hearing the second one. "At least it wasn't something bad enough for Saren to need to not to have heard."

[General Millys]

No pls.

"Nah, not me."

Now go get me my slippers, please.

"Suuuuuurreeeee..."

Lucy looks confused. "I don't understand.."

She facepalms in frustration and writes "nevermind".

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Lauren looks around her apartment for Saren. "Oh goodness, I could make sure this world tour lasted the rest of our lives for sure if I had that kind of reward." She turns a shade more scarlet after hearing the second one. "At least it wasn't something bad enough for Saren to need to not to have heard."

Saren is smacking two toy blocks together and laughing at the resulting clacking sound. He looks up at Lauren and smiles. "Hai!"

Her phone is then pelted by yet another voice message from Luna. "Seriously. Come back. I miss you. We'll talk it over dinner. Please?"

[Torrocca]

No pls.

"Nah, not me."

Now go get me my slippers, please.

"Suuuuuurreeeee..."

Lucy looks confused. "I don't understand.."

She facepalms in frustration and writes "nevermind".

'Kay. *Does so*

"I'm not lying, if that's what you're thinking."

[Scamvidia]

No pls.

"Nah, not me."

Now go get me my slippers, please.

"Suuuuuurreeeee..."

Lucy looks confused. "I don't understand.."

She facepalms in frustration and writes "nevermind".

"You could just write the name of the game..?"

[Crumlark]

Charlette stifles a giggle at the delayed realization. "I know. After all, what is an interesting fight without a few interesting moves?"

"Not really an interesting move, more of a BANGBANGBANG okay, I'm done, time to go home, get some pizza, watch Netflix, that kinda thing."

"The look on the opponents face when you do that must be worth every overpriced bullet." Charlette told him, grinning widely.

It reads; "CHAR PLS MEET AT UNDERWORLD ASAP"

Charlette excuses herself from any remaining company to vanish off to Torr.