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Arcturus Novus
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Postby Arcturus Novus » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:56 pm

Lonbonia wrote:
German-Spanish Empire wrote:*Pulls out knife* You rethinkin' yet?

"You want me to show you how i once cut up a torso of someone? Put. That. Down."

"A true warrior knows that a blade is his most valuable weapon. A good piece of steel will save your life, and end another's."
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German-Spanish Empire
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Postby German-Spanish Empire » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:56 pm

Lonbonia wrote:
German-Spanish Empire wrote:*Pulls out knife* You rethinkin' yet?

"You want me to show you how i once cut up a torso of someone? Put. That. Down."


*Calls in guards* Frankie Torry take care of these jerks...

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Lonbonia
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Postby Lonbonia » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:57 pm

German-Spanish Empire wrote:
Lonbonia wrote:"You want me to show you how i once cut up a torso of someone? Put. That. Down."


*Calls in guards* Frankie Torry take care of these jerks...

*Erwin simply shoots them in the head each with the beretta.*

"Untrained asses..."
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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:58 pm

German-Spanish Empire wrote:
Lonbonia wrote:"You want me to show you how i once cut up a torso of someone? Put. That. Down."


*Calls in guards* Frankie Torry take care of these jerks...


They're no match for the ICU soldiers, who make quick work of them.
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German-Spanish Empire
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Postby German-Spanish Empire » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:58 pm

Lonbonia wrote:
German-Spanish Empire wrote:
*Calls in guards* Frankie Torry take care of these jerks...

*Erwin simply shoots them in the head each with the beretta.*

"Untrained asses..."


You're lucky I'm goin' off to war *pulls out ak-47* Well don't make no damn difference

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Lonbonia
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Postby Lonbonia » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:00 pm

German-Spanish Empire wrote:
Lonbonia wrote:*Erwin simply shoots them in the head each with the beretta.*

"Untrained asses..."


You're lucky I'm goin' off to war *pulls out ak-47* Well don't make no damn difference

*Erwin simply shoots the AK-47, dropping it from his hand, then shooting his hand, raising a brow as if this is awkward.*

"You say you are a soldier, but you aren't quick?"
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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:01 pm

German-Spanish Empire wrote:
Lonbonia wrote:*Erwin simply shoots them in the head each with the beretta.*

"Untrained asses..."


You're lucky I'm goin' off to war *pulls out ak-47* Well don't make no damn difference


"You're terrible as a trained soldier..."
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:01 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Lady Marina walks in

She is kidnapped. Hugged hard by Mia and Dia.

>'Hello, My Lady.

Hi, boss slept with us.

'Eh, he kinda need it though.<
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German-Spanish Empire
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Postby German-Spanish Empire » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:01 pm

Lonbonia wrote:
German-Spanish Empire wrote:
You're lucky I'm goin' off to war *pulls out ak-47* Well don't make no damn difference

*Erwin simply shoots the AK-47, dropping it from his hand, then shooting his hand, raising a brow as if this is awkward.*

"You say you are a soldier, but you aren't quick?"


*Jet Lee's Erwin into the bar* I beg you pardon?

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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:02 pm

German-Spanish Empire wrote:
Lonbonia wrote:*Erwin simply shoots the AK-47, dropping it from his hand, then shooting his hand, raising a brow as if this is awkward.*

"You say you are a soldier, but you aren't quick?"


*Jet Lee's Erwin into the bar* I beg you pardon?


Whoever this guy is is shot in the leg. "Stand down!"
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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:02 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Lady Marina walks in

She is kidnapped. Hugged hard by Mia and Dia.

>'Hello, My Lady.

Hi, boss slept with us.

'Eh, he kinda need it though.<

Oh! She expected as such.

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Lonbonia
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Postby Lonbonia » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:03 pm

German-Spanish Empire wrote:
Lonbonia wrote:*Erwin simply shoots the AK-47, dropping it from his hand, then shooting his hand, raising a brow as if this is awkward.*

"You say you are a soldier, but you aren't quick?"


*Jet Lee's Erwin into the bar* I beg you pardon?

Erwin grabs him, and punches him. "What?"

Erwin then punches him in the bar corner multiple times, hitting his head with a beer bottle.
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Arcturus Novus
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arcturus Novus » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:03 pm

Torrocca wrote:
German-Spanish Empire wrote:
*Jet Lee's Erwin into the bar* I beg you pardon?


Whoever this guy is is shot in the leg. "Stand down!"

"ALL OF YOU, STOP IT! YOUR FIGHTING GETS YOU NOWHERE!"
The area around Ven seems to be darker than the rest of the room.
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German-Spanish Empire
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Postby German-Spanish Empire » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:04 pm

Torrocca wrote:
German-Spanish Empire wrote:
*Jet Lee's Erwin into the bar* I beg you pardon?


Whoever this guy is is shot in the leg. "Stand down!"


*Pulls out spare Desert Eagle* *Shoots in arm* I'm Sargent Thomas Weiss damn it! *Has flashback when he was in a firefight* Take cover! Shoot shoot! NOOOOO JOHNNY! *Begins to cry*

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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:06 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:She is kidnapped. Hugged hard by Mia and Dia.

>'Hello, My Lady.

Hi, boss slept with us.

'Eh, he kinda need it though.<

Oh! She expected as such.

>Yeah.

'Kinda invent his other self wives.<
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
Timeline
I am your delusion.
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Lonbonia
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Founded: Nov 16, 2012
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Postby Lonbonia » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:06 pm

German-Spanish Empire wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
Whoever this guy is is shot in the leg. "Stand down!"


*Pulls out spare Desert Eagle* *Shoots in arm* I'm Sargent Thomas Weiss damn it! *Has flashback when he was in a firefight* Take cover! Shoot shoot! NOOOOO JOHNNY! *Begins to cry*

Erwin shoots him in the stomach anyway.
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Torrocca
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Postby Torrocca » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:06 pm

Arcturus Novus wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
Whoever this guy is is shot in the leg. "Stand down!"

"ALL OF YOU, STOP IT! YOUR FIGHTING GETS YOU NOWHERE!"
The area around Ven seems to be darker than the rest of the room.


"Erm..." Frank rubs the back of his neck. "He did threaten me and my life with a gun earlier."
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They call me Torra, but you can call me... anytime (☞⌐■_■)☞
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NOTICE 1: Anything depicted IC on this nation does NOT reflect my IRL views or values, and is not endorsed by me.
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German-Spanish Empire
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Postby German-Spanish Empire » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:08 pm

Lonbonia wrote:
German-Spanish Empire wrote:
*Pulls out spare Desert Eagle* *Shoots in arm* I'm Sargent Thomas Weiss damn it! *Has flashback when he was in a firefight* Take cover! Shoot shoot! NOOOOO JOHNNY! *Begins to cry*

Erwin shoots him in the stomach anyway.


Fuck fuck fuck! I'm hit damn it! MEDIC!

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Lonbonia
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Postby Lonbonia » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:08 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Arcturus Novus wrote:"ALL OF YOU, STOP IT! YOUR FIGHTING GETS YOU NOWHERE!"
The area around Ven seems to be darker than the rest of the room.


"Erm..." Frank rubs the back of his neck. "He did threaten me and my life with a gun earlier."

"And i tried to make that guy stop, I wanted to help Frank!"
(Good night everyone, i'm off to bed!)
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German-Spanish Empire
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Postby German-Spanish Empire » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:09 pm

Lonbonia wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
"Erm..." Frank rubs the back of his neck. "He did threaten me and my life with a gun earlier."

"And i tried to make that guy stop, I wanted to help Frank!"
(Good night everyone, i'm off to bed!)


MEDIC!!!

(Night!)

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Arcturus Novus
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Founded: Dec 03, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arcturus Novus » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:10 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Arcturus Novus wrote:"ALL OF YOU, STOP IT! YOUR FIGHTING GETS YOU NOWHERE!"
The area around Ven seems to be darker than the rest of the room.


"Erm..." Frank rubs the back of his neck. "He did threaten me and my life with a gun earlier."

"YOU MORTALS DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR FULILITY... YOU ARE ALL FIGHTING, AND FOR WHAT? ALL LIVES END. ALL EMPIRES CRUMBLE. ALL IS LOST TO THEM. ALL IS-"
Ven's pupils dilate, and he collapses. The lights return to normal, but he's now unconscious. An identical-looking man walks in.
"Is everyone okay? I heard gunshots and- oh no, not again... Ven! Ven, get up!"
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German-Spanish Empire
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Founded: Aug 08, 2012
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Postby German-Spanish Empire » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:12 pm

Arcturus Novus wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
"Erm..." Frank rubs the back of his neck. "He did threaten me and my life with a gun earlier."

"YOU MORTALS DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR FULILITY... YOU ARE ALL FIGHTING, AND FOR WHAT? ALL LIVES END. ALL EMPIRES CRUMBLE. ALL IS LOST TO THEM. ALL IS-"
Ven's pupils dilate, and he collapses. The lights return to normal, but he's now unconscious. An identical-looking man walks in.
"Is everyone okay? I heard gunshots and- oh no, not again... Ven! Ven, get up!"


MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Arcturus Novus
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arcturus Novus » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:14 pm

German-Spanish Empire wrote:
Arcturus Novus wrote:"YOU MORTALS DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR FULILITY... YOU ARE ALL FIGHTING, AND FOR WHAT? ALL LIVES END. ALL EMPIRES CRUMBLE. ALL IS LOST TO THEM. ALL IS-"
Ven's pupils dilate, and he collapses. The lights return to normal, but he's now unconscious. An identical-looking man walks in.
"Is everyone okay? I heard gunshots and- oh no, not again... Ven! Ven, get up!"


MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Keep it down! He's in a very sensitive state right now. He must have gotten enraged again. Gods, it's like Viet- no, I refuse to think about that again... someone get me a knife and a small bowl of water!"
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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:15 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Oh! She expected as such.

>Yeah.

'Kinda invent his other self wives.<

Marina still loves him to death.

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German-Spanish Empire
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Postby German-Spanish Empire » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:16 pm

Arcturus Novus wrote:
German-Spanish Empire wrote:
MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Keep it down! He's in a very sensitive state right now. He must have gotten enraged again. Gods, it's like Viet- no, I refuse to think about that again... someone get me a knife and a small bowl of water!"


I got shot in the fucking stomach! I need help!

Wait you were in the army too? Semper-Fi! I'm going to Clafghanistan next week.

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