The Freezing 'Roo - (CLOSED, CHECK THE NEW THREAD)

[Torrocca]

(It was a 4v4 and we lost one of our allies very early on
and I ended up fighting every enemy player at least once in that battle with six units of elite guards, two lights, two household cavalry regiments, two hand mortars, and two 24 lbers. The best part was the end, where I just stopped using all of my soldiers' muskets as muskets and started using them as spears to shred the remaining enemy troops.)

He burns to death.

[Spears don't shred....]

Thus he dies twice having first died from depression.

Tanto is being chased by someone with a chainsaw.

'Yup, it's Halloween alright.'

(By that I'm referring to how the Russian Home Guards just don't die in melee and how they slaughter every-fucking-thing that ever decided to be standing in front of them and breathing when they've decided to deploy their bayonets.)

He then dies a third time from an unrelated cause.

[Lonbonia]

"HAPPY EARLY HALLOWEEN! AHHHHH!!!!" Tanto shouts, after hearing the sound of the chainsaw drawing closer, he now runs quicker, but the chainsaw guy keeps chasing him.

'For a ninja you scare easily. But then that is a chainsaw.'

"IT'Z ONLY BECAUZ I ARE THE IKTOBEREST!" The chainsaw man yelled, making Tanto jump and run again with a voice crack.

[Chaos Crescent]

(By that I'm referring to how the Russian Home Guards just don't die in melee and how they slaughter every-fucking-thing that ever decided to be standing in front of them and breathing when they've decided to deploy their bayonets.)

He then dies a third time from an unrelated cause.

[Right, right. I see.]

'Goddamnit. Three deaths in three minutes, impressive.'

'For a ninja you scare easily. But then that is a chainsaw.'

"IT'Z ONLY BECAUZ I ARE THE IKTOBEREST!" The chainsaw man yelled, making Tanto jump and run again with a voice crack.

'Oktoberfest?'

[Torrocca]

(By that I'm referring to how the Russian Home Guards just don't die in melee and how they slaughter every-fucking-thing that ever decided to be standing in front of them and breathing when they've decided to deploy their bayonets.)

He then dies a third time from an unrelated cause.

[Right, right. I see.]

'Goddamnit. Three deaths in three minutes, impressive.'

"IT'Z ONLY BECAUZ I ARE THE IKTOBEREST!" The chainsaw man yelled, making Tanto jump and run again with a voice crack.

'Oktoberfest?'

(They're like the Knights of Malta on steroids.)

Then he dies twenty more times.

[Lonbonia]

(By that I'm referring to how the Russian Home Guards just don't die in melee and how they slaughter every-fucking-thing that ever decided to be standing in front of them and breathing when they've decided to deploy their bayonets.)

He then dies a third time from an unrelated cause.

[Right, right. I see.]

'Goddamnit. Three deaths in three minutes, impressive.'

"IT'Z ONLY BECAUZ I ARE THE IKTOBEREST!" The chainsaw man yelled, making Tanto jump and run again with a voice crack.

'Oktoberfest?'

Tanto stops, so does the chainaw man.

"Okay, that's enough, my legs already hurt." Tanto said to the chainsaw man.

"Okay, we does it later." The man said, who just walks away.

Tanto walks to the bar.

[Chaos Crescent]

(They're like the Knights of Malta on steroids.)

Then he dies twenty more times.

[Now it makes sense.]

Shrugs and times the amount passed between each death.

Tanto stops, so does the chainaw man.

"Okay, that's enough, my legs already hurt." Tanto said to the chainsaw man.

"Okay, we does it later." The man said, who just walks away.

Tanto walks to the bar.

'That was something.'

[Torrocca]

(They're like the Knights of Malta on steroids.)

Then he dies twenty more times.

[Now it makes sense.]

Shrugs and times the amount passed between each death.

Tanto stops, so does the chainaw man.

"Okay, that's enough, my legs already hurt." Tanto said to the chainsaw man.

"Okay, we does it later." The man said, who just walks away.

Tanto walks to the bar.

'That was something.'

(At the end, there were some routing enemies heading towards my cannon crews, so I had those cannon crews abandon their cannons and attack with their swords. They could've slaughtered the entire remaining group if the battle didn't abruptly end ;~;)

It was less than thirty seconds.

[Chaos Crescent]

[Now it makes sense.]

Shrugs and times the amount passed between each death.


'That was something.'

(At the end, there were some routing enemies heading towards my cannon crews, so I had those cannon crews abandon their cannons and attack with their swords. They could've slaughtered the entire remaining group if the battle didn't abruptly end ;~;)

It was less than thirty seconds.

[That's a pisser, would of been beautiful a full complete annihilation.]

'Hmm, that's some quick work in dying with little time between.'

[Torrocca]

(At the end, there were some routing enemies heading towards my cannon crews, so I had those cannon crews abandon their cannons and attack with their swords. They could've slaughtered the entire remaining group if the battle didn't abruptly end ;~;)

It was less than thirty seconds.

[That's a pisser, would of been beautiful a full complete annihilation.]

'Hmm, that's some quick work in dying with little time between.'

(Ikr
the crewmen were pulling off insta-kills like bawshes)

IKR. Poor bastard can't get a break.

[Chaos Crescent]

[That's a pisser, would of been beautiful a full complete annihilation.]

'Hmm, that's some quick work in dying with little time between.'

(Ikr
the crewmen were pulling off insta-kills like bawshes)

IKR. Poor bastard can't get a break.

[Aw well.]

He got several breaks about twenty breaks. Each of which killed him.

[Torrocca]

(Ikr
the crewmen were pulling off insta-kills like bawshes)

IKR. Poor bastard can't get a break.

[Aw well.]

He got several breaks about twenty breaks. Each of which killed him.

(I had to save poor France's ass because the US was descending on him with major support from Sweden)

Right.

Someone then pokes CC.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Saren chews on a dog bone, making squeaking noises as he does so.

[Torrocca]

Saren chews on a dog bone, making squeaking noises as he does so.

People die from this cuteness.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Saren chews on a dog bone, making squeaking noises as he does so.

People die from this cuteness.

He stares at them as they fall down, tilting his head.

[Torrocca]

People die from this cuteness.

He stares at them as they fall down, tilting his head.

Then someone picks him up and kidnaps him.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

He stares at them as they fall down, tilting his head.

Then someone picks him up and kidnaps him.

He makes said person's lungs and heart explode.

[Torrocca]

Then someone picks him up and kidnaps him.

He makes said person's lungs and heart explode.

But he was only taken over to the bar. ._.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

He makes said person's lungs and heart explode.

But he was only taken over to the bar. ._.

Which is a no infants zone.

[Torrocca]

But he was only taken over to the bar. ._.

Which is a no infants zone.

Then dozens of kids are suddenly at the bar. Getting wasted.

[Lost heros]

Desdemona limps in to the Freezing 'Roo coughing up blood.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Desdemona limps in to the Freezing 'Roo coughing up blood.

A drone walks over to her and does a quick scan.

(You changed your flag?)

[Torrocca]

Desdemona limps in to the Freezing 'Roo coughing up blood.

Torr stares at her, then goes into doctor mode, grabbing a bag the size of a van, which is loaded with medical stuff.

[Lost heros]

Desdemona limps in to the Freezing 'Roo coughing up blood.

A drone walks over to her and does a quick scan.

(You changed your flag?)

She looks at the drone with suspicion.

(Yep.)

[Lost heros]

Desdemona limps in to the Freezing 'Roo coughing up blood.

Torr stares at her, then goes into doctor mode, grabbing a bag the size of a van, which is loaded with medical stuff.

She is intimidated by the sheer amount of medical things and backs away.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

She looks at the drone with suspicion.

(Yep.)

"You need medical attention immediately."

(Schweet.)