TET: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

[Ethel mermania]

Dear Jenrak.

Get a vacuum and suck it up.

Love TET.

No seriously the resemblance is uncanny. I assume there was some sort of Monkey's Paw scenario where he wished for a new carpet and the catch was that it came with Gothmog. Now that the carpet has been replaced, the condition no longer applies and he is free from that nurgle-esque monstrosity.

so he got a new carpet from his new best friend, good for him.

anyway its bed time for bonzo here

nytol

[Jenrak]

No seriously the resemblance is uncanny. I assume there was some sort of Monkey's Paw scenario where he wished for a new carpet and the catch was that it came with Gothmog. Now that the carpet has been replaced, the condition no longer applies and he is free from that nurgle-esque monstrosity.

Hmm. Try a civil lawsuit perhaps?

For what?

[The Serbian Empire]

Dear Jenrak.

Get a vacuum and suck it up.

Love TET.

No seriously the resemblance is uncanny. I assume there was some sort of Monkey's Paw scenario where he wished for a new carpet and the catch was that it came with Gothmog. Now that the carpet has been replaced, the condition no longer applies and he is free from that nurgle-esque monstrosity.

depends, who did you like better, the wife or the husband?

The husband has no personality, but on the plus side the only things he's borrowed from me (my collection of Anne Murray CDs) he's returned back in tip-top shape.

The wife is really catty and looks like a bloater from The Last of Us, so I assume she has some sort of deal with the devil sort of thing going on (which is not to be confused with Romeo Dallaire's Shake Hands with the Devil, a much more interesting read than my current predicament).

Bloaters are very grotesque to say the least.

[Jenrak]

No seriously the resemblance is uncanny. I assume there was some sort of Monkey's Paw scenario where he wished for a new carpet and the catch was that it came with Gothmog. Now that the carpet has been replaced, the condition no longer applies and he is free from that nurgle-esque monstrosity.



The husband has no personality, but on the plus side the only things he's borrowed from me (my collection of Anne Murray CDs) he's returned back in tip-top shape.

The wife is really catty and looks like a bloater from The Last of Us, so I assume she has some sort of deal with the devil sort of thing going on (which is not to be confused with Romeo Dallaire's Shake Hands with the Devil, a much more interesting read than my current predicament).

Bloaters are very grotesque to say the least.

I'm assuming she has comparable resilience, so on the plus side the carpet guy probably doesn't have to worry about her going all Kurt Cobain on him.

[Agorya]

Hmm. Try a civil lawsuit perhaps?

For what?

Depends on the ethical business practice...ya know what forget about it. Just sleep it off.

[Tiami]

Blasted, there's no more dessert left.
*initiates depression mode*

[Jenrak]

For what?

Depends on the ethical business practice...ya know what forget about it. Just sleep it off. :ugeek:

Alright I will. Thanks for the prompt replies.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shove them into volcanoes.

[Grenartia]

Bloaters are very grotesque to say the least.

I'm assuming she has comparable resilience, so on the plus side the carpet guy probably doesn't have to worry about her going all Kurt Cobain on him.

Though based on the description, he might want to down the line.

For what?

Depends on the ethical business practice...ya know what forget about it. Just sleep it off.

Yeah...there was nothing she said that would necessitate her needing to sue anybody...

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Blasted, there's no more dessert left.
*initiates depression mode*

Bring some rum and get plastered with me. *nod*

[Auremena]

About three weeks. That's all I have left of summer. I can't wait for it to be over.

[Tiami]

Blasted, there's no more dessert left.
*initiates depression mode*

Bring some rum and get plastered with me. *nod*

I do naughty things when I'm drunk.

Plus, it was my favorite dessert.

[Grenartia]

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shove them into volcanoes.

Stupid people are the best argument against natural selection.

[Tiami]

About three weeks. That's all I have left of summer. I can't wait for it to be over.

Yay, then I get to go back to teaching. =/

[New Maldorainia]

Stupid electrical company, lost power for hours.

[Norstal]

About three weeks. That's all I have left of summer. I can't wait for it to be over.

Yay, then I get to go back to teaching. =/

At least you get paid.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Bring some rum and get plastered with me. *nod*

I do naughty things when I'm drunk.
Plus, it was my favorite dessert.

Do all the naughty things you want around me. You seriously cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give about that.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shove them into volcanoes.

Stupid people are the best argument against natural selection.

Not stupid people. Raging self-righteous arseholes.

[Tiami]

Yay, then I get to go back to teaching. =/

At least you get paid.

Not enough. "Tis why I also do MMA and coach Cross-Country. Got to make a living. =/

[Agorya]

Yeah...there was nothing she said that would necessitate her needing to sue anybody...

Thought it was a sort of crime at first.

[Auremena]

About three weeks. That's all I have left of summer. I can't wait for it to be over.

Yay, then I get to go back to teaching. =/

I'm posed at work, I'm posed at my cousins, I can't wait to get to university.

[Tiami]

I do naughty things when I'm drunk.
Plus, it was my favorite dessert.

Do all the naughty things you want around me. You seriously cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give about that.

I refuse to do naughty things around you. My wife would have my hide.

Speaking of which, I'm going to make a Kouign Amann now. Need my favorite dessert. D:<

[Norstal]

:arrow:

Yay, then I get to go back to teaching. =/

I'm posed at work, I'm posed at my cousins, I can't wait to get to university.

Freshman year will be hell. And after that it's all rainbows and unicorns.

[Grenartia]

About three weeks. That's all I have left of summer. I can't wait for it to be over.

Less than two weeks of summer for my friends that are still in school around here.

I do naughty things when I'm drunk.
Plus, it was my favorite dessert.

Do all the naughty things you want around me. You seriously cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give about that.

Stupid people are the best argument against natural selection.

Not stupid people. Raging self-righteous arseholes.

Is there a difference?

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Do all the naughty things you want around me. You seriously cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give about that.

I refuse to do naughty things around you. My wife would have my hide.
Speaking of which, I'm going to make a Kouign Amann now. Need my favorite dessert. D:<

Well, I'm a guy, so unless there's something I don't know, I don't think you'd be in any trouble.

Not stupid people. Raging self-righteous arseholes.

Is there a difference?

Although most stupid people tend to be raging self-righteous arseholes, it's really a crapshoot as to whether or not a raging self-righteous arsehole is going to be stupid.

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shove them into volcanoes.

Why do you think I'm still here?