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[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Armenia II - not funny.

[Inky Noodles]

More like a regular bow and arrow that had no hand guard.

I hate crossbows.

One time when I was shooting it, the arrow scraped my finger, taking a good bit of flesh along with it.

Can't make up your mind about what bullshit story you're telling?

I made a mixup with crossbow and a regular bow. No need to get prissy about it Sherlock.
I was shooting for the first time. I moved my finger the wrong direction when I shot the arrow.
It happened.

[Gallade]

True. But you can't (literally) dodge a bullet. Unless you're in the Matrix.

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

[Cadaver breadsticks]

That doesn't explain the dagger sticking out of the back of my neck.

Clearly not Vultasia's work.

Unfortunately 'tis.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Well, if you kill your attacker here, you're a criminal too!

As for that School Daze comic, I google image'd it.
The first picture saw a dog-human shitting. The third two animal-people sweating and having sex.
I closed it after seeing that.

[Grenartia]

True. But I can't even imagine how you'd be holding it, short of having your hand on the top, like you're trying to hold the bolt down. But then you'd be unable to target, and your aim wouldn't be steady...

Guy must've made Pvt. Pyle look like a genius.

It's not a mistake that he made ever again...
Not with the slide fracturing has orbital bones...

At least he learned from it...

True. But you can't (literally) dodge a bullet. Unless you're in the Matrix.

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

I prefer full frontal nudity.

[Cadaver breadsticks]

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Nothing?
(that came out creepier than intended...)

[Ethel mermania]

Every time I hear people bringing up that guns are very important in your household, I begin to wonder how many people have been killed by a legally owned gun, and how horrible it must be in the US that that is required for self-defence.
Even if it is so though there, a knife should be able to do that, no?

guns are funs.

small person with a knife doesnt worry me so much. same person with a smith and weston, a whole nother world of hurt.

[Gallade]

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Nothing?
(that came out creepier than intended...)

It was a nippy morning. That kind of breeze would have been less refreshing and more chilling.

[Inky Noodles]

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

[Armenia II]

Well, if you kill your attacker here, you're a criminal too!

As for that School Daze comic, I google image'd it.
The first picture saw a dog-human shitting. The third two animal-people sweating and having sex.
I closed it after seeing that.

Interesting. The first image I got was the cover of the comic.

[Gallade]

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

[Cadaver breadsticks]

Nothing?
(that came out creepier than intended...)

It was a nippy morning. That kind of breeze would have been less refreshing and more chilling.

Touché.

[Grenartia]

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

My money's on Mormon underwear.

Well, if you kill your attacker here, you're a criminal too!

And thus proof that you live in an oppressive state.

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

She's female. I don't think she'd have to worry about shaving her chest...

[Hurdegaryp]

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

According to the guy with the crossbow that miraculously transformed in a regular bow while he was wounding himself with the thing, yes.

[DesAnges]

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

She's got one of those? That's news to me.

[Dyakovo]

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Nothing?

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It's not a mistake that he made ever again...
Not with the slide fracturing has orbital bones...

At least he learned from it...

Well, more accurately its not a mistake that he made in the military again, since the damage was so severe that he was given a medical discharge...

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Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

I prefer full frontal nudity.

Yeah, I imagine that works quite well too...

[Northern Dominus]

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

... well was it flattering and well-fitting lingere?... wait nevermind, the witnesses are just as squeamish about sex as the mormons are.

Still I think there's a bit of a discrepancy here. If I answered the door when they came proselytizing in pasties and a banana hammock I'm pretty sure the police would be at my door within two hours for sexual harassment of minors

[Dyakovo]

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

You don't have hairy, half-dressed manservants?

[Inky Noodles]

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

She's got one of those? That's news to me.

Wait... there's A LOT more females in here than I actually thought.

[Gallade]

I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

You don't have hairy, half-dressed manservants?

During a recession? Be serious, Dya.

[Northern Dominus]

Once again, I shall request that the drama and other assorted bullshit stop, thank you. If you think someone is bs'ing you, you're free to ignore them.

Oh boy, oh boy, ohboyohboyohboy Nathi's gonna swing a hammer...

I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

You don't have hairy, half-dressed manservants?

That was my first guess, plus a sedan chair borne by six greased eunichs for personal conveyance.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

Gods above and below, I absolutely love the broadsweeping generalizations.

I'm a Mormon. I'm not squeamish about sex or a number of things. Educate yourselves, ffs. Or keep on with the usual asshattery. Your choice. I'ma lay down for a bit anyways on this end. Maybe see if Fris is up to babysitting. He LOVES this thread. >_<

[Dyakovo]

You don't have hairy, half-dressed manservants?

During a recession? Be serious, Dya.

Poor Gall... Horribly wounded by the recession...
Fairly certain you could find people to volunteer for the job, though...

[Gallade]

During a recession? Be serious, Dya.

Poor Gall... Horribly wounded by the recession...
Fairly certain you could find people to volunteer for the job, though...

Do I have to feed them?