TET: Surfin' Surfin' WIND Surfin'!

[Lordieth]

Well, I'd be locked up for one half of it, and heralded as the best writer of literotica since 50 Shades Of Grey for the other half.

How so for the second part, unless everyone all of a sudden has a thing for execution and various forms of pain and insanity.

Well. it's the nearest example I could find to popular written erotica. I can't say I've read it, although I've heard one or two women talk about it in favourable terms.

[Ordenburg]

Well, I'd be locked up for one half of it, and heralded as the best writer of literotica since 50 Shades Of Grey for the other half.

I'm curious now.

So am I, i didn't know I could be that inspirational. Except when it comes to forming a new world order.

[Hathradic States]

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

[Tiami]

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

Gah, my middle right toe hurts.
I can complain too, Hathy.

[Ordenburg]

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

Sounds like fun? Might I suggest lime juice next time to prevent scurvy.

[Luveria]

How so for the second part, unless everyone all of a sudden has a thing for execution and various forms of pain and insanity.

Well. it's the nearest example I could find to popular written erotica. I can't say I've read it, although I've heard one or two women talk about it in favourable terms.

I've seen 50 Shades of Grey merchandise being sold on certain uhmm websites so it seems to be extremely popular. :S

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

Sit down and pour yourself a drink.

[Algonquin Ascendancy]

Bonjour, Ordy...
Hugs and kisses for all.

Been forever Makki.
How's life been treating you?

It's been pretty up and down,on a upswing now though.

[Lordieth]

Well, I'd be locked up for one half of it, and heralded as the best writer of literotica since 50 Shades Of Grey for the other half.

I'm curious now.

Just my roundabout way of saying I have a very colourful imagination.

[Jolthig]

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

What did you do to them?

[Lordieth]

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

I would sew them on as a purely preventative measure.

[Hathradic States]

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

Gah, my middle right toe hurts.
I can complain too, Hathy.

I just got done with a twelve mile hike with a full pack. I am allowed to bitch.

[The Holy Therns]

On the topic of diaries:

Found my diary.
Read my diary.
Groaned at naïvete.
Observed clear pattern in hindsight.
Depressed. Will sulk now.

[Hathradic States]

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

What did you do to them?

Long hike.

[Coffee Cakes]

Been forever Makki.
How's life been treating you?

It's been pretty up and down,on a upswing now though.

I hope things keep trending better for you.

[Hathradic States]

Well. it's the nearest example I could find to popular written erotica. I can't say I've read it, although I've heard one or two women talk about it in favourable terms.

I've seen 50 Shades of Grey merchandise being sold on certain uhmm websites so it seems to be extremely popular. :S

Gah, my legs are gonna fall off.

Sit down and pour yourself a drink.

Way ahead of you. Water, water, and more water.

[Ordenburg]

On the topic of diaries:

Found my diary.
Read my diary.
Groaned at naïvete.
Observed clear pattern in hindsight.
Depressed. Will sulk now.

I don't need a diary to do that, my mind does all that on its own without need for paper or words.

[DesAnges]

On the topic of diaries:

Found my diary.
Read my diary.
Groaned at naïvete.
Observed clear pattern in hindsight.
Depressed. Will sulk now.

Stop that. Only I, the great Dessini, am allowed to sulk.

[Tiami]

Gah, my middle right toe hurts.
I can complain too, Hathy.

I just got done with a twelve mile hike with a full pack. I am allowed to bitch.

Pfft, I run twelve miles daily. No you're not.
Plus, I'm doing it on a broken toe.

[Hathradic States]

On the topic of diaries:

Found my diary.
Read my diary.
Groaned at naïvete.
Observed clear pattern in hindsight.
Depressed. Will sulk now.

When I look at my diary all I see is me coming up with ways to pick up girls. 90% of which work. For me.

[Luveria]

Gah, my middle right toe hurts.
I can complain too, Hathy.

I just got done with a twelve mile hike with a full pack. I am allowed to bitch.

I didn't give you permission to bitch. How will you ever have a military career with your attitude?

[Hathradic States]

I just got done with a twelve mile hike with a full pack. I am allowed to bitch.

I didn't give you permission to bitch. How will you ever have a military career with your attitude?

I will bitch on anonymous forums instead of on my Facebook, that's how.

[Luveria]

On the topic of diaries:

Found my diary.
Read my diary.
Groaned at naïvete.
Observed clear pattern in hindsight.
Depressed. Will sulk now.

When I look at my diary all I see is me coming up with ways to pick up girls. 90% of which work. For me.

I kind of want to see so we could compare notes.

[The Holy Therns]

On the topic of diaries:

Found my diary.
Read my diary.
Groaned at naïvete.
Observed clear pattern in hindsight.
Depressed. Will sulk now.

Stop that. Only I, the great Dessini, am allowed to sulk.

I will forever keep and exercise my right to feel sorry for myself.

[Luveria]

I didn't give you permission to bitch. How will you ever have a military career with your attitude?

I will bitch on anonymous forums instead of on my Facebook, that's how.

Then you'll go far.

[New Maldorainia]

Good day one and all, I hope we are all doing well today.