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[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Amen to that, brother. Pretty sure my ex did that to me. I don't have any concrete proof, but that he was with someone else less than a week after we ended it is a pretty damning piece of circumstantial evidence.

I had all the proof I needed. Best pack of cigarettes I ever spent.

That reference is a bit lost on me...

[Reploid Productions]

I have a similar problem. Except it is a friend of dad (she is never married to him), and instead of texting, she calls often up to around 15 times a DAY. Things like this make me wish that we can charge for local calls.

Goddamn.

I can't wait until I get a new number.

You should be able to contact your phone provider and they can block a specific number from calling your number at all. Don't think it even costs anything.

[Hathradic States]

I had all the proof I needed. Best pack of cigarettes I ever spent.

That reference is a bit lost on me...

Her sister said she had been spending too much time with my then best friend. I offered her a pack of cigarettes to give me proof. She did, I gave her the cigarettes, then slept with her before breaking up with her sister.

[Hathradic States]

Goddamn.

I can't wait until I get a new number.

You should be able to contact your phone provider and they can block a specific number from calling your number at all. Don't think it even costs anything.

Thank you, Reppy. I shall indeed do this.

[Reploid Productions]

You should be able to contact your phone provider and they can block a specific number from calling your number at all. Don't think it even costs anything.

Thank you, Reppy. I shall indeed do this.

Best of luck- only reason I know about it is one of my friends had to do that do that to block an estranged and certifiably crazy relative.

[Ionian Knights]

Thank you, Reppy. I shall indeed do this.

Best of luck- only reason I know about it is one of my friends had to do that do that to block an estranged and certifiably crazy relative.

gotta love the loonie bin

[Hathradic States]

Thank you, Reppy. I shall indeed do this.

Best of luck- only reason I know about it is one of my friends had to do that do that to block an estranged and certifiably crazy relative.

I can honestly say that this one qualifies as insane.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

That reference is a bit lost on me...

Her sister said she had been spending too much time with my then best friend. I offered her a pack of cigarettes to give me proof. She did, I gave her the cigarettes, then slept with her before breaking up with her sister.

I had a hunch it involved a bribe. Well done!

Best of luck- only reason I know about it is one of my friends had to do that do that to block an estranged and certifiably crazy relative.

Wasn't me.

[Hathradic States]

Her sister said she had been spending too much time with my then best friend. I offered her a pack of cigarettes to give me proof. She did, I gave her the cigarettes, then slept with her before breaking up with her sister.

I had a hunch it involved a bribe. Well done!

Yes. I must say, telling her that did not go over well. At least her sister wasn't obsessive (we only "dated" for a month, mostly to piss my ex off).

[Reploid Productions]

Best of luck- only reason I know about it is one of my friends had to do that do that to block an estranged and certifiably crazy relative.

I can honestly say that this one qualifies as insane.

Yiiiikes. The phone block might trigger more in-person attempts at harassment then. Be ready to go file for a restraining order

[Ionian Knights]

That reference is a bit lost on me...

Her sister said she had been spending too much time with my then best friend. I offered her a pack of cigarettes to give me proof. She did, I gave her the cigarettes, then slept with her before breaking up with her sister.

Trying to figure out this... maybe it's the pronouns

So ex is spending time with bf

you offer cigs to the ex, she says yes

you then shag her sister before breaking up with ex?

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

I had a hunch it involved a bribe. Well done!

Yes. I must say, telling her that did not go over well. At least her sister wasn't obsessive (we only "dated" for a month, mostly to piss my ex off).

Does revenge sex feel better than other sex?

[Auremena]

DiNozzo? That's an Italian name!
Your a gigolo, you move furniture!

[Hathradic States]

I can honestly say that this one qualifies as insane.

Yiiiikes. The phone block might trigger more in-person attempts at harassment then. Be ready to go file for a restraining order

I plan on moving very soon, and she doesn't know where I live now. I hope.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

DiNozzo? That's an Italian name!
Your a gigolo, you move furniture!

Yiiiikes. The phone block might trigger more in-person attempts at harassment then. Be ready to go file for a restraining order

I plan on moving very soon, and she doesn't know where I live now. I hope.

I hope she hasn't figured that out either. She sounds like maybe a straitjacket is in order.

[Hathradic States]

Her sister said she had been spending too much time with my then best friend. I offered her a pack of cigarettes to give me proof. She did, I gave her the cigarettes, then slept with her before breaking up with her sister.

Trying to figure out this... maybe it's the pronouns

So ex is spending time with bf

you offer cigs to the ex, she says yes

you then shag her sister before breaking up with ex?

Okay, in another form:

Ex was cheating on me with best friend
Ex's sister told me
I wanted proof
Ex's sister wanted cigarettes
Ex's sister took a pic of ex and best friend in compromising position
I have ex's sister cigarettes
I shagged ex's sister
I broke up with ex

[Auremena]

DiNozzo? That's an Italian name!
You're a gigolo, you move furniture!

I'm watching that NCIS episode on my phone while using NS at the same time.

[Hathradic States]

I hope she hasn't figured that out either. She sounds like maybe a straitjacket is in order.

Nah, a chastity belt would be better. I don't wanna sound slut shaming here, but she took the whole sexually liberty too far.

[New Maldorainia]

I hope she hasn't figured that out either. She sounds like maybe a straitjacket is in order.

Nah, a chastity belt would be better. I don't wanna sound slut shaming here, but she took the whole sexually liberty too far.

What?

[Ionian Knights]

Trying to figure out this... maybe it's the pronouns

So ex is spending time with bf

you offer cigs to the ex, she says yes

you then shag her sister before breaking up with ex?

Okay, in another form:

Ex was cheating on me with best friend
Ex's sister told me
I wanted proof
Ex's sister wanted cigarettes
Ex's sister took a pic of ex and best friend in compromising position
I have ex's sister cigarettes
I shagged ex's sister
I broke up with ex

ok.. brain is now fixed.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

I'm watching that NCIS episode on my phone while using NS at the same time.

Hell if I remember the episode, but that sounds like a Ziva quote.

I hope she hasn't figured that out either. She sounds like maybe a straitjacket is in order.

Nah, a chastity belt would be better. I don't wanna sound slut shaming here, but she took the whole sexually liberty too far.

ok.. brain is now fixed.

Dude... Look at where you are. Your brain is obviously broken if you're here.

[Auremena]

DiNozzo? That's an Italian name!
You're a gigolo, you move furniture!

I'm watching that NCIS episode on my phone while using NS at the same time.

[Ionian Knights]

I'm watching that NCIS episode on my phone while using NS at the same time.

Hell if I remember the episode, but that sounds like a Ziva quote.

Nah, a chastity belt would be better. I don't wanna sound slut shaming here, but she took the whole sexually liberty too far.

Solitary confinement in a pillowed room in a psych ward.

[New Maldorainia]

Okay, in another form:

Ex was cheating on me with best friend
Ex's sister told me
I wanted proof
Ex's sister wanted cigarettes
Ex's sister took a pic of ex and best friend in compromising position
I have ex's sister cigarettes
I shagged ex's sister
I broke up with ex

ok.. brain is now fixed.

No comment.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

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Solitary confinement in a pillowed room in a psych ward.

Let's run with that!