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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:42 am

Armenia II - not funny.

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Postby Inky Noodles » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:43 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Inky Noodles wrote:More like a regular bow and arrow that had no hand guard.

Inky Noodles wrote:I hate crossbows.

One time when I was shooting it, the arrow scraped my finger, taking a good bit of flesh along with it.

Can't make up your mind about what bullshit story you're telling?
I made a mixup with crossbow and a regular bow. No need to get prissy about it Sherlock.
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Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:Are you OK? :eyebrow:

It's a person called Inky Noodles in a thread that is not exactly known for its sanity in general. Do the math, beerguzzler.


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Postby Gallade » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:43 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
True. But you can't (literally) dodge a bullet. Unless you're in the Matrix.

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?
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Postby Cadaver breadsticks » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:43 am

Divair wrote:
Cadaver breadsticks wrote:That doesn't explain the dagger sticking out of the back of my neck.

Clearly not Vultasia's work.

Unfortunately 'tis.
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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:43 am

Well, if you kill your attacker here, you're a criminal too! :P

As for that School Daze comic, I google image'd it.
The first picture saw a dog-human shitting. The third two animal-people sweating and having sex.
I closed it after seeing that.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:44 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
True. But I can't even imagine how you'd be holding it, short of having your hand on the top, like you're trying to hold the bolt down. But then you'd be unable to target, and your aim wouldn't be steady...

Guy must've made Pvt. Pyle look like a genius.

It's not a mistake that he made ever again...
Not with the slide fracturing has orbital bones...


At least he learned from it...

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Grenartia wrote:
True. But you can't (literally) dodge a bullet. Unless you're in the Matrix.

Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...


:lol:

I prefer full frontal nudity.
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Postby Cadaver breadsticks » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:44 am

Gallade wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Nothing?
(that came out creepier than intended...)
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Postby Ethel mermania » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:46 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Every time I hear people bringing up that guns are very important in your household, I begin to wonder how many people have been killed by a legally owned gun, and how horrible it must be in the US that that is required for self-defence.
Even if it is so though there, a knife should be able to do that, no?


guns are funs.

small person with a knife doesnt worry me so much. same person with a smith and weston, a whole nother world of hurt.
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Postby Gallade » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:46 am

Cadaver breadsticks wrote:
Gallade wrote:Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Nothing?
(that came out creepier than intended...)

It was a nippy morning. That kind of breeze would have been less refreshing and more chilling.
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Postby Inky Noodles » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:46 am

Gallade wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.
Transnapastain wrote:
Inky Noodles wrote:QUICK.

I WANNA ASK SOMEONE TO HOMECOMING.


whaddo I do?!


So I just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
homecoming maybe?

*not a valid offer.

~Trans, killing TET's since part 45.

San Leggera wrote:
Veceria wrote:People with big noses have big penises.
Even the females.

Especially the females. *nod*


Hurdegaryp wrote:
Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:Are you OK? :eyebrow:

It's a person called Inky Noodles in a thread that is not exactly known for its sanity in general. Do the math, beerguzzler.


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Postby Armenia II » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:47 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Well, if you kill your attacker here, you're a criminal too! :P

As for that School Daze comic, I google image'd it.
The first picture saw a dog-human shitting. The third two animal-people sweating and having sex.
I closed it after seeing that.


Interesting. The first image I got was the cover of the comic.
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Considering that someone bitches about every name no matter what it is?

Probably not.

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Postby Gallade » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:47 am

Inky Noodles wrote:
Gallade wrote:Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.
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Postby Cadaver breadsticks » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:47 am

Gallade wrote:
Cadaver breadsticks wrote:Nothing?
(that came out creepier than intended...)

It was a nippy morning. That kind of breeze would have been less refreshing and more chilling.

Touché.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:48 am

Gallade wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?


My money's on Mormon underwear.

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Well, if you kill your attacker here, you're a criminal too! :P


And thus proof that you live in an oppressive state. :p

Inky Noodles wrote:
Gallade wrote:Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.


She's female. I don't think she'd have to worry about shaving her chest...
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:49 am

Gallade wrote:
Inky Noodles wrote:Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

According to the guy with the crossbow that miraculously transformed in a regular bow while he was wounding himself with the thing, yes.
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Postby DesAnges » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:49 am

Inky Noodles wrote:
Gallade wrote:Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

She's got one of those? That's news to me.
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Postby Dyakovo » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:50 am

Gallade wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?

Nothing?


Grenartia wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:It's not a mistake that he made ever again...
Not with the slide fracturing has orbital bones...


At least he learned from it...

Well, more accurately its not a mistake that he made in the military again, since the damage was so severe that he was given a medical discharge...


Grenartia wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...


:lol:

I prefer full frontal nudity.

Yeah, I imagine that works quite well too...
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Postby Northern Dominus » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:50 am

Gallade wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Well, yeah... Answering the door with a katana in hand is a fun way to scare off Mormons and Jovies though...

Jehovah's Witnesses also appear to freak out at the sight of lingerie.

What did they expect me to be wearing at eight in the morning?
... well was it flattering and well-fitting lingere?... wait nevermind, the witnesses are just as squeamish about sex as the mormons are.

Still I think there's a bit of a discrepancy here. If I answered the door when they came proselytizing in pasties and a banana hammock I'm pretty sure the police would be at my door within two hours for sexual harassment of minors :twisted:
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Postby Dyakovo » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:51 am

Gallade wrote:
Inky Noodles wrote:Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

You don't have hairy, half-dressed manservants?
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Postby Inky Noodles » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:52 am

DesAnges wrote:
Inky Noodles wrote:Apparently baby birds on your shoulders holding olive branches and your exposed shaved muscular chest.

She's got one of those? That's news to me.

Wait... there's A LOT more females in here than I actually thought.
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Inky Noodles wrote:QUICK.

I WANNA ASK SOMEONE TO HOMECOMING.


whaddo I do?!


So I just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
homecoming maybe?

*not a valid offer.

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Veceria wrote:People with big noses have big penises.
Even the females.

Especially the females. *nod*


Hurdegaryp wrote:
Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:Are you OK? :eyebrow:

It's a person called Inky Noodles in a thread that is not exactly known for its sanity in general. Do the math, beerguzzler.


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Postby Gallade » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:52 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Gallade wrote:I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

You don't have hairy, half-dressed manservants?

During a recession? Be serious, Dya.
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Postby Northern Dominus » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:53 am

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Dyakovo wrote:
Gallade wrote:I have a muscular chest that I need to shave? Huh.

You don't have hairy, half-dressed manservants?
That was my first guess, plus a sedan chair borne by six greased eunichs for personal conveyance.
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:53 am

Gods above and below, I absolutely love the broadsweeping generalizations.

I'm a Mormon. I'm not squeamish about sex or a number of things. Educate yourselves, ffs. Or keep on with the usual asshattery. Your choice. I'ma lay down for a bit anyways on this end. Maybe see if Fris is up to babysitting. He LOVES this thread. >_<

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Postby Dyakovo » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:54 am

Gallade wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:You don't have hairy, half-dressed manservants?

During a recession? Be serious, Dya.

Poor Gall... Horribly wounded by the recession...
Fairly certain you could find people to volunteer for the job, though...
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Postby Gallade » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:54 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Gallade wrote:During a recession? Be serious, Dya.

Poor Gall... Horribly wounded by the recession...
Fairly certain you could find people to volunteer for the job, though...

Do I have to feed them?
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