TET: Where is that Lost Shaker of Salt Anyway?

[Katyuscha]

But termites and ants aren't even related. (I think).

Not much, you're right, but Ants and Termites are both eusocial creatures that have a long, long, long, history together filled with war, murder, and genocide.

I rule over both and force them to war against each other for my amusement.

[Esternial]

Now that's confidence.
Also, what's going on?
(Image) Whyyyyyyy?

Unyielding heat. I want satin, silk and vellure to help keep me cool.

Sounds hot. Well...literally.

I know not of ways to stay cool, being a man that I am. Manly clothes are not of silk.

I'm trapped indoors anyway.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

A Taco Bell a block away from me opens on the same day I have my dinner date with my ladyfriend...

First off, yes. I love disgusting food. Don't be a purist. Second off, I'M IN A CONUNDRUM!

Hello, NSG.

[The Serbian Empire]

A Taco Bell a block away from me opens on the same day I have my dinner date with my ladyfriend...

First off, yes. I hate disgusting food. Don't be a purist. Second off, I'M IN A CONUNDRUM!

Hello, NSG.

Avoid the Toxic Hell that we call Taco Bell.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

A Taco Bell a block away from me opens on the same day I have my dinner date with my ladyfriend...

First off, yes. I love disgusting food. Don't be a purist. Second off, I'M IN A CONUNDRUM!

Hello, NSG.

Avoid the Toxic Hell that we call Taco Bell.

I'm 16 and underweight. I have no care what happens to my body, Comrade.

[Katyuscha]

A Taco Bell a block away from me opens on the same day I have my dinner date with my ladyfriend...

First off, yes. I love disgusting food. Don't be a purist. Second off, I'M IN A CONUNDRUM!

Hello, NSG.

I rmember once when mhy friends and I went to a Taco Bell and the cashier messed up and gave us a free meal.

[The Serbian Empire]

Avoid the Toxic Hell that we call Taco Bell.

I'm 16 and underweight. I have no care what happens to my body, Comrade.

It's the sand in the meat.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

I'm 16 and underweight. I have no care what happens to my body, Comrade.

It's the sand in the meat.

Not phasing me.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

A Taco Bell a block away from me opens on the same day I have my dinner date with my ladyfriend...

First off, yes. I love disgusting food. Don't be a purist. Second off, I'M IN A CONUNDRUM!

Hello, NSG.

I rmember once when mhy friends and I went to a Taco Bell and the cashier messed up and gave us a free meal.

All my friends have jobs there. They'll mess it up just to mess with me.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Unyielding heat. I want satin, silk and vellure to help keep me cool.

Sounds hot. Well...literally.

I know not of ways to stay cool, being a man that I am. Manly clothes are not of silk.

I'm trapped indoors anyway.

Ever tried shopping for silk clothing? They look quite dashing for men.

[The Serbian Empire]

It's the sand in the meat.

Not phasing me.

At least it's a good value for fast food.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Not phasing me.

At least it's a good value for fast food.

It fills me.

I'm probably going to go with going to my favorite diner for classiness' sake.

She does love Taco Bell, though.

[Erinkita]

A Taco Bell a block away from me opens on the same day I have my dinner date with my ladyfriend...

First off, yes. I love disgusting food. Don't be a purist. Second off, I'M IN A CONUNDRUM!

Hello, NSG.

Hello.
Is there anything special about eating at a Taco Bell on opening day? Can't you go on your date and have Tacos another day?
EDIT: Wait, if she loves Taco Bell too, what's the problem?

[Katyuscha]

I rmember once when mhy friends and I went to a Taco Bell and the cashier messed up and gave us a free meal.

All my friends have jobs there. They'll mess it up just to mess with me.

Taco Bell seems to have a secret quota where employees must mess up a certain amount of orders in a day.

[Ethel mermania]

manifest destiny is the best destiny.

If you're American. Not so much if you're Native American.

indeed, perspective is everything.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

A Taco Bell a block away from me opens on the same day I have my dinner date with my ladyfriend...

First off, yes. I love disgusting food. Don't be a purist. Second off, I'M IN A CONUNDRUM!

Hello, NSG.

Hello.
Is there anything special about eating at a Taco Bell on opening day? Can't you go on your date and have Tacos another day?
EDIT: Wait, if she loves Taco Bell too, what's the problem?

The problem is is that I have a gimmick of being the one who dresses formal and acting classy and stuff. If I take her to Taco Bell, that'll be unbecoming.

And I'm going to eat there on opening day, no stopping me. I'm always there when something opens on opening day in that plaza.

[Erinkita]

Hello.
Is there anything special about eating at a Taco Bell on opening day? Can't you go on your date and have Tacos another day?
EDIT: Wait, if she loves Taco Bell too, what's the problem?

The problem is is that I have a gimmick of being the one who dresses formal and acting classy and stuff. If I take her to Taco Bell, that'll be unbecoming.

And I'm going to eat there on opening day, no stopping me. I'm always there when something opens on opening day in that plaza.

I see. Protecting your image. Do you have time for both in one day? Taco Bell for lunch, then a dinner date?

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

All my friends have jobs there. They'll mess it up just to mess with me.

Taco Bell seems to have a secret quota where employees must mess up a certain amount of orders in a day.

As long as I have no sour cream/ranch on my order, I have no complaints.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

The problem is is that I have a gimmick of being the one who dresses formal and acting classy and stuff. If I take her to Taco Bell, that'll be unbecoming.

And I'm going to eat there on opening day, no stopping me. I'm always there when something opens on opening day in that plaza.

I see. Protecting your image. Do you have time for both in one day? Taco Bell for lunch, then a dinner date?

Yes. It opens at 11 AM. The date will be around 6PM.

I'll just be there when it opens.

[Erinkita]

I see. Protecting your image. Do you have time for both in one day? Taco Bell for lunch, then a dinner date?

Yes. It opens at 11 AM. The date will be around 6PM.

I'll just be there when it opens.

So no problem. Sounds like a good day. Have yourself some fun.

[Katyuscha]

Hello.
Is there anything special about eating at a Taco Bell on opening day? Can't you go on your date and have Tacos another day?
EDIT: Wait, if she loves Taco Bell too, what's the problem?

The problem is is that I have a gimmick of being the one who dresses formal and acting classy and stuff. If I take her to Taco Bell, that'll be unbecoming.

And I'm going to eat there on opening day, no stopping me. I'm always there when something opens on opening day in that plaza.

I had an extremely wealthy friend who was known for wearing old victorian dress, such as top hats, morning coats, vests, and everything. He even wore knight's armor and a societ officer's uniform to school.

This didn't stop him from going to Cici's Pizzas, Taco Bell, and McDonalds every other day.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

The problem is is that I have a gimmick of being the one who dresses formal and acting classy and stuff. If I take her to Taco Bell, that'll be unbecoming.

And I'm going to eat there on opening day, no stopping me. I'm always there when something opens on opening day in that plaza.

I had an extremely wealthy friend who was known for wearing old victorian dress, such as top hats, morning coats, vests, and everything. He even wore knight's armor and a societ officer's uniform to school.

This didn't stop him from going to Cici's Pizzas, Taco Bell, and McDonalds every other day.

I wear a dress shirt and black pants every other day (when not in a full three-piece, for special occasions).

And I've picked up walking with a cane.

I'm not wealthy at all, Comrade. I just like to act it.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Yes. It opens at 11 AM. The date will be around 6PM.

I'll just be there when it opens.

So no problem. Sounds like a good day. Have yourself some fun.

Will do

[Katyuscha]

I had an extremely wealthy friend who was known for wearing old victorian dress, such as top hats, morning coats, vests, and everything. He even wore knight's armor and a societ officer's uniform to school.

This didn't stop him from going to Cici's Pizzas, Taco Bell, and McDonalds every other day.

I wear a dress shirt and black pants every other day (when not in a full three-piece, for special occasions).

And I've picked up walking with a cane.

I'm not wealthy at all, Comrade. I just like to act it.

Bah, I hate style canes.

But what I was getting at is that you, like my friend, can still act gentlemanly and suave and still go to fast food places without shame.

My friend could easily have bought something better, but didn't.

[Jolthig]

Hello, TET. How's everyone doing right now?