The Aurentina Arms Pub [NSG Senate]

[Mediciano]

(OOC: You shot a 70 year old man in the chest with a weapon known to disrupt electrical impulses. Which has been known to stop hearts before.)

OOC: Lolz, didn't know he was so old. Alright then, your fears are well founded. He's bound to have some sort of problem...

[Beta Test]

Rupert had been sitting in the corner without anyone noticing for the last 10 minutes. Eventually he stood up and said " What the fucking fuck!?"

[Aurentine Constabularies]

"O-okay..." The Detective waved down to the man who'd started swearing. "Shush... I need some time to think." He stood in the middle of the room, the Constable beside him and stared around the room as the Paramedics carried the Communist out, accompanied by his security detail. "So... It began with Senator Malgrave there, and him there and we were... there." The Constable nodded, "Then Malgrave approaches him and the man claims to, in some way, feel threatened. He then elects not to call out to, or in some way contact the Policeman standing in the room. The PSC arrives about now and advance rapidly into the bar with automatic weapons. Shouldering past a guard for Senator Malgrave they grab the man, threaten the Senator with a machine gun and try to withdraw in good order. At this point I stop them, and you step to block their path. Then they threaten me with an automatic weapon, and you, and numerous other people. They then refuse to back down until they see 'identification', as if a Policemanofficer in full uniform with shoulder boards isn't identification enough. At this point the aged gentleman, Senator Curry or something, steps out from the toilets." He paused, "Am I right so far?" The Constable nodded.

"Right, so then Curry steps out and goes for his pistol, thinking they're Mafia judging by what he said. They then Taser him, I saw it was the chest when I had a look. Then the Agents over there rocked up and revealed themselves, while Senator Hohenzollern dropped down into cover to protect herself - at which point they threaten her, I shout out and she disarms. Then they surrender once the Communist's Guards surrender..." He paused, trying to weigh up something in his head, before smiling brightly and glancing about.

"Who's pressing charges?"

[Beta Test]

"The senator who got tasered should press charges of assault against whoever tasered him." Rupert chimed in.

[Aurentine National Police Force]

Sergeant took a deep breathe and boarded the Land Rover when the new shift agents arrived. Sergeant was just half a year from retirement from the agency and was glad he didn't get a special end to his career with firearms blazing. Undoubtedly, he would be called upon to testify in the upcoming trial but for now he will stay focused on his role and assignment. His agents all had a quite quiet and tense drive back to the Dispatch Center where they will be dismissed for the day and return to their families.

[Byzantium Imperial]

The senator walked in, watching these new law enforcement guys leave the scene. He went up to the bar and asked the barkeep.
"Have you considered buying a private army for this place? Or perhaps barbed wire and a machine gun? There seem to be police officers with military equipment here nearly everyday..."

[Beta Test]

The senator walked in, watching these new law enforcement guys leave the scene. He went up to the bar and asked the barkeep.
"Have you considered buying a private army for this place? Or perhaps barbed wire and a machine gun? There seem to be police officers with military equipment here nearly everyday..."

"They are the private army. Or the equivalent." Rupert sighed.

[Byzantium Imperial]

"Oh well. The usual please, with whatever dark laeger you have in stock."
As the senator awaited whatever drink would be brought along with the fish and chips, he chirped
"By the way, you want to hear a little government secret? If pensions for veterans are what I think they are, and given my calculated levels of veterans, we may have almost 60 billion US dollars in pensions. Rediculous sum right?"

[Beta Test]

"Oh well. The usual please, with whatever dark laeger you have in stock."
As the senator awaited whatever drink would be brought along with the fish and chips, he chirped
"By the way, you want to hear a little government secret? If pensions for veterans are what I think they are, and given my calculated levels of veterans, we may have almost 60 billion US dollars in pensions. Rediculous sum right?"

"Where did you get that information? Because that is ridiculous."

[Byzantium Imperial]

"Oh well. The usual please, with whatever dark laeger you have in stock."
As the senator awaited whatever drink would be brought along with the fish and chips, he chirped
"By the way, you want to hear a little government secret? If pensions for veterans are what I think they are, and given my calculated levels of veterans, we may have almost 60 billion US dollars in pensions. Rediculous sum right?"

"Where did you get that information? Because that is ridiculous."

"Just some calculations based on what our veteran numbers probably are, based off my report, then adding pension liabilities detailied in the as of yet unpassed veterans act.... perhaps its not too late to install a clause mandating a far lower pension for our countries pre independence veterans..."

[Plenomia]

Senator Charles Harper walked in, he had brought along his custom M1911 pistol, an American design that the Brit has quickly adopted. He is very accurate and commonly fires his pistol at firing ranges. Harper a former Royal Marine stationed in Aurentina, can be seen as intimidating to many considering his huge size and muscle definition. However, at his age of 57 he has lost his overall threat.

"A glass of your finest rum please" says Senator Harper as he looks around to survey the situation. The law enforcement was long gone by the time he arrived.

[Beta Test]

"Where did you get that information? Because that is ridiculous."

"Just some calculations based on what our veteran numbers probably are, based off my report, then adding pension liabilities detailied in the as of yet unpassed veterans act.... perhaps its not too late to install a clause mandating a far lower pension for our countries pre independence veterans..."

"Bloody hell that's ridiculous. I believe our veterans deserve assistance, but 60 billion? Anyway, here's your fish and chips."

[Byzantium Imperial]

"Just some calculations based on what our veteran numbers probably are, based off my report, then adding pension liabilities detailied in the as of yet unpassed veterans act.... perhaps its not too late to install a clause mandating a far lower pension for our countries pre independence veterans..."

"Bloody hell that's ridiculous. I believe our veterans deserve assistance, but 60 billion? Anyway, here's your fish and chips."

"Eh that was the highest possible estimate. Probably not the final number, and thats assuming we dont implement any cost savings measures."
"Also, hello there, havent seen you in this establishment. hows life?"

[Beta Test]

"Bloody hell that's ridiculous. I believe our veterans deserve assistance, but 60 billion? Anyway, here's your fish and chips."

"Eh that was the highest possible estimate. Probably not the final number, and thats assuming we dont implement any cost savings measures."
"Also, hello there, havent seen you in this establishment. hows life?"

"Good, because I wouldn't stand to see that much money got to that department. On a lighter note, we now have a variety of sauces to choose from for your meal. I would charge a dollar extra, but since your the first to order, it can be free. We have tomato, barbecue, mayo, tartare, mustard and Worcestershire. "

[Byzantium Imperial]

"Eh that was the highest possible estimate. Probably not the final number, and thats assuming we dont implement any cost savings measures."
"Also, hello there, havent seen you in this establishment. hows life?"

"Good, because I wouldn't stand to see that much money got to that department. On a lighter note, we now have a variety of sauces to choose from for your meal. I would charge a dollar extra, but since your the first to order, it can be free. We have tomato, barbecue, mayo, tartare, mustard and Worcestershire. "

"Why not, thats my ministry? I would love the money... but moving on. While Im definetly a fan of the barbecue sauce option, what is this Worcestershire sauce?"

[Beta Test]

"Good, because I wouldn't stand to see that much money got to that department. On a lighter note, we now have a variety of sauces to choose from for your meal. I would charge a dollar extra, but since your the first to order, it can be free. We have tomato, barbecue, mayo, tartare, mustard and Worcestershire. "

"Why not, thats my ministry? I would love the money... but moving on. While Im definetly a fan of the barbecue sauce option, what is this Worcestershire sauce?"

"Worcestershire sauce is like a barbecue sauce designed for meat or fish. It usually isn't served with fish and chips but the chef back there insisted, so that's why its there."

OOC: Worcestershire sauce is quite popular in Britain, probably a lot more then in the states. So most Aurentines would probably know what Worcestershire sauce is.

[Byzantium Imperial]

"Why not, thats my ministry? I would love the money... but moving on. While Im definetly a fan of the barbecue sauce option, what is this Worcestershire sauce?"

"Worcestershire sauce is like a barbecue sauce designed for meat or fish. It usually isn't served with fish and chips but the chef back there insisted, so that's why its there."

OOC: Worcestershire sauce is quite popular in Britain, probably a lot more then in the states. So most Aurentines would probably know what Worcestershire sauce is.

"Maybe another day. Barbecue sauce it is!"

OOC: My senator isnt a big fan of the british, and isnt very british himself, and his district is a small island. Its reasonably to assume he never would have tried it.

[Beta Test]

"Worcestershire sauce is like a barbecue sauce designed for meat or fish. It usually isn't served with fish and chips but the chef back there insisted, so that's why its there."

OOC: Worcestershire sauce is quite popular in Britain, probably a lot more then in the states. So most Aurentines would probably know what Worcestershire sauce is.

"Maybe another day. Barbecue sauce it is!"

OOC: My senator isnt a big fan of the british, and isnt very british himself, and his district is a small island. Its reasonably to assume he never would have tried it.

"A fine choice, Senator!" Rupert chuckled as he passed over the barbecue sauce. "I would probably have made the same choice as you."

OOC: Guessing from the sound of his name, is your senator Greek?

[Byzantium Imperial]

"Maybe another day. Barbecue sauce it is!"

OOC: My senator isnt a big fan of the british, and isnt very british himself, and his district is a small island. Its reasonably to assume he never would have tried it.

"A fine choice, Senator!" Rupert chuckled as he passed over the barbecue sauce. "I would probably have made the same choice as you."

OOC: Guessing from the sound of his name, is your senator Greek?

"Aye, barbecue sauce is the greatest of sauces for meats. Unless if its steak, in which case the Argentines have something called chimichuri."

OOC: Well, his family has been in aurentine since the 16th century, but he is decended from one of the old byzantine dynasties. Not a prestigious one at that, but still google-able.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

"Why not, thats my ministry? I would love the money... but moving on. While Im definetly a fan of the barbecue sauce option, what is this Worcestershire sauce?"

"Worcestershire sauce is like a barbecue sauce designed for meat or fish. It usually isn't served with fish and chips but the chef back there insisted, so that's why its there."

OOC: Worcestershire sauce is quite popular in Britain, probably a lot more then in the states. So most Aurentines would probably know what Worcestershire sauce is.

OoC: I'm American, and have known about Worcestershire sauce as long as I can remember. My American grandmothers (one of Austrian descent and the other English) both always used it, we've always had it in my house... is that not normal?

[Beta Test]

"A fine choice, Senator!" Rupert chuckled as he passed over the barbecue sauce. "I would probably have made the same choice as you."

OOC: Guessing from the sound of his name, is your senator Greek?

"Aye, barbecue sauce is the greatest of sauces for meats. Unless if its steak, in which case the Argentines have something called chimichuri."

OOC: Well, his family has been in aurentine since the 16th century, but he is decended from one of the old byzantine dynasties. Not a prestigious one at that, but still google-able.

"I've heard of that, I hear it's Argentine."

OOC: I googled it and that is indeed the case. So technically, Rupert's talking with royalty.

[Mediciano]

OoC: I'm American, and have known about Worcestershire sauce as long as I can remember. My American grandmothers (one of Austrian descent and the other English) both always used it, we've always had it in my house... is that not normal?

OOC: It's perfectly normal. Worcestershire sauce is actually more popular in the US than in the UK.

[Beta Test]

"Worcestershire sauce is like a barbecue sauce designed for meat or fish. It usually isn't served with fish and chips but the chef back there insisted, so that's why its there."

OOC: Worcestershire sauce is quite popular in Britain, probably a lot more then in the states. So most Aurentines would probably know what Worcestershire sauce is.

OoC: I'm American, and have known about Worcestershire sauce as long as I can remember. My American grandmothers (one of Austrian descent and the other English) both always used it, we've always had it in my house... is that not normal?

OOC: It would probably depend on your location and ancestry.

[Beta Test]

OoC: I'm American, and have known about Worcestershire sauce as long as I can remember. My American grandmothers (one of Austrian descent and the other English) both always used it, we've always had it in my house... is that not normal?

OOC: It's perfectly normal. Worcestershire sauce is actually more popular in the US than in the UK.

OOC: I did not know that.

[Byzantium Imperial]

"Aye, barbecue sauce is the greatest of sauces for meats. Unless if its steak, in which case the Argentines have something called chimichuri."

OOC: Well, his family has been in aurentine since the 16th century, but he is decended from one of the old byzantine dynasties. Not a prestigious one at that, but still google-able.

"I've heard of that, I hear it's Argentine."

OOC: I googled it and that is indeed the case. So technically, Rupert's talking with royalty.

"Delicious stuff. Its best on Skirt and other types of Strip steaks, but it works on most types quite well. Except maybe ribeye, in which case, its best without."

OOC: I perposefully made it so that he would be soo far removed from royalty that he would be noble in name only. Its not like it was a prestigious dynasty anyway