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Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Nihilistic view » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:02 pm

Capital Transportation Commission wrote:
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"It is an attempt by the Western-backed homosexual alliance to erode the moral principles of this great nation" Keen said, the Senator looking over her shoulders in case any homosexual attempted to murder her.

A homosexual takes out a dagger.


The Security guard notices and takes out his Beretta M9, "DROP THE KNIFE NOW!!"

Hearing the commotion two more guards come from the security room in the back.
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Postby Malgrave » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:37 pm

The Licentian Isles wrote:
Malgrave wrote:
"It is an attempt by the Western-backed homosexual alliance to erode the moral principles of this great nation" Keen said, the Senator looking over her shoulders in case any homosexual attempted to murder her.


"Homosexual alliance ??" Furnes laughed. "Please, tell me more."


"It is a criminal gang that is backed by the West! They wish to destroy our nations morality and turn us into simple puppets." Keen shouted nervously jumping when she heard about the man with the knife. "An assassin sent to kill all those who stand against them"
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Postby Capital Transportation Commission » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:45 pm

The Nihilistic view wrote:
Capital Transportation Commission wrote:A homosexual takes out a dagger.


The Security guard notices and takes out his Beretta M9, "DROP THE KNIFE NOW!!"

Hearing the commotion two more guards come from the security room in the back.

The man drops the knife and quickly runs out of the building.
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Postby Gallup » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:47 pm

Capital Transportation Commission wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:
The Security guard notices and takes out his Beretta M9, "DROP THE KNIFE NOW!!"

Hearing the commotion two more guards come from the security room in the back.

The man drops the knife and quickly runs out of the building.

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Postby The Nihilistic view » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:53 pm

Capital Transportation Commission wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:
The Security guard notices and takes out his Beretta M9, "DROP THE KNIFE NOW!!"

Hearing the commotion two more guards come from the security room in the back.

The man drops the knife and quickly runs out of the building.


The Guards did not chase, if they decided it was worth taking it up with the police they would have plenty of CCTV. Holstering their firearms the guards went back to their previous stations.
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Postby The Licentian Isles » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:01 am

Malgrave wrote:
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"Homosexual alliance ??" Furnes laughed. "Please, tell me more."


"It is a criminal gang that is backed by the West! They wish to destroy our nations morality and turn us into simple puppets." Keen shouted nervously jumping when she heard about the man with the knife. "An assassin sent to kill all those who stand against them"


"Are all homosexuals involved in this "gang", or is it a minority ??" Furnes questioned, with an obviously patronising tone, as if the woman was merely a child. "How exactly do the homosexuals "destroy our morality" ??"

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Postby Malgrave » Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:43 pm

The Licentian Isles wrote:
Malgrave wrote:
"It is a criminal gang that is backed by the West! They wish to destroy our nations morality and turn us into simple puppets." Keen shouted nervously jumping when she heard about the man with the knife. "An assassin sent to kill all those who stand against them"


"Are all homosexuals involved in this "gang", or is it a minority ??" Furnes questioned, with an obviously patronising tone, as if the woman was merely a child. "How exactly do the homosexuals "destroy our morality" ??"


Jennifer turned sharply towards Furnes, the Senator grabbing a nearby empty beer bottle and placing it beside the pair.

"All of them are involved in this criminal conspiracy. You see this nice beer bottle? Imagine it as an ordinary person." Jennifer said lightly stroking the bottle before turning her attention back towards the original conversation. "You can be walking down the street casually and suddenly find yourself under attack from an invisible foe...it is a machine that turns moral folks into homosexuals. It is part of how the gang recruits as they cannot reproduce! I've been targeted several times by these rays but I remain strong"
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Postby The Licentian Isles » Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:27 pm

Malgrave wrote:
The Licentian Isles wrote:
"Are all homosexuals involved in this "gang", or is it a minority ??" Furnes questioned, with an obviously patronising tone, as if the woman was merely a child. "How exactly do the homosexuals "destroy our morality" ??"


Jennifer turned sharply towards Furnes, the Senator grabbing a nearby empty beer bottle and placing it beside the pair.

"All of them are involved in this criminal conspiracy. You see this nice beer bottle? Imagine it as an ordinary person." Jennifer said lightly stroking the bottle before turning her attention back towards the original conversation. "You can be walking down the street casually and suddenly find yourself under attack from an invisible foe...it is a machine that turns moral folks into homosexuals. It is part of how the gang recruits as they cannot reproduce! I've been targeted several times by these rays but I remain strong"


"Well, it would be a crying shame if you were to be hit by one of those rays..." Furnes continued to patronise the Senator, before suddenly changing to a very serious tone. "I have to say, I do resent the implication that homosexuals aren't moral people. I am sure there are many homosexuals out there who are just as moral as yourself."

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Postby New Zepuha » Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:57 pm

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Postby New Waterford » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:44 am

Michael Kelly limps in, holding a crutch in his right hand, with bandages on his foot.
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:09 am

New Waterford wrote:Michael Kelly limps in, holding a crutch in his right hand, with bandages on his foot.
"I'll have a pint of Guinness, please."


"What happened?"
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Postby New Waterford » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:10 am

The Nihilistic view wrote:
New Waterford wrote:Michael Kelly limps in, holding a crutch in his right hand, with bandages on his foot.
"I'll have a pint of Guinness, please."


"What happened?"

"I was shot in the foot by one of those ultraconservative terrorists."
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Postby Aurentine National Gendarmerie » Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:30 pm

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Postby The Nihilistic view » Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:16 pm

New Waterford wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:
"What happened?"

"I was shot in the foot by one of those ultraconservative terrorists."


"Oh bad luck, I remember shooting a passer by in the foot once. I was proving that the provisional criminal code did not make any actions illegal."
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Postby New Waterford » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:07 pm

The Nihilistic view wrote:
New Waterford wrote:"I was shot in the foot by one of those ultraconservative terrorists."


"Oh bad luck, I remember shooting a passer by in the foot once. I was proving that the provisional criminal code did not make any actions illegal."

Michael chuckled.
"Well, I suppose that you technically can't be prosecuted for that, seeing as it wasn't illegal at the time."
He took a swig from his Guinness (assuming it had already been served to him).
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Postby New Bierstaat » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:40 pm

President Schmidt entered and sat down at the bar with Buck Jones. Their wives followed close behind, with eight protective servicemen entering behind them. "Merry belated Christmas!" he told the bartender before he ordered a tall draught of Newcastle Brown Ale along with his customary fatty food.
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Postby Beta Test » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:44 pm

Rupert walked in just behind. Putting his coat down, he turned around to see the president and others.

"How are you people today?"
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Postby New Waterford » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:47 pm

Beta Test wrote:Rupert walked in just behind. Putting his coat down, he turned around to see the president and others.

"How are you people today?"

"Well, other than a gunshot wound in my right foot, I have never been better."
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Postby Beta Test » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:50 pm

New Waterford wrote:
Beta Test wrote:Rupert walked in just behind. Putting his coat down, he turned around to see the president and others.

"How are you people today?"

"Well, other than a gunshot wound in my right foot, I have never been better."

"When did that happen!?"
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Postby New Waterford » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:53 pm

Beta Test wrote:
New Waterford wrote:"Well, other than a gunshot wound in my right foot, I have never been better."

"When did that happen!?"

"It was in the Central Station yesterday. Some 'Auca Cfg' eejit threw a bomb on the tracks, so I tried to tackle him, but he shot me in the foot. I had to go to hospital and everything. It hurt like feck."
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Postby Rijkeland » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:54 pm

Johann het Mobieus entered into the pub, shivering as he left the bitter cold of the Aurentine streets for the pleasant warmth of the Arms Pub. Placing his coat on the rack there, he made his way into the pub's main area and saw there a group of Senators, the President included amongst them.

Smiling at them as he approached their group, he gave them a slight wave. Senator Mobieus was a very new member of the NSGS, and therefore was not sure how these older members of the Senate would view him as either a lawmaker or as an individual.

"How are you gentlemen, today," he said with a warm smile.
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Postby New Waterford » Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:58 pm

Rijkeland wrote:Johann het Mobieus entered into the pub, shivering as he left the bitter cold of the Aurentine streets for the pleasant warmth of the Arms Pub. Placing his coat on the rack there, he made his way into the pub's main area and saw there a group of Senators, the President included amongst them.

Smiling at them as he approached their group, he gave them a slight wave. Senator Mobieus was a very new member of the NSGS, and therefore was not sure how these older members of the Senate would view him as either a lawmaker or as an individual.

"How are you gentlemen, today," he said with a warm smile.

"I'm alright," said Michael, "I haven't seen you around before. Are you new?"
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Postby Beta Test » Thu Dec 26, 2013 3:01 pm

New Waterford wrote:
Beta Test wrote:"When did that happen!?"

"It was in the Central Station yesterday. Some 'Auca Cfg' eejit threw a bomb on the tracks, so I tried to tackle him, but he shot me in the foot. I had to go to hospital and everything. It hurt like feck."

"Have a drink on me for the trouble."
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