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Beta Test
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Postby Beta Test » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:07 pm

Ainin wrote:
Beta Test wrote:George was working the bar "How are you what can I get you?" To all the men entering.

"A new life," replied the depressive man.

"What's troubling you friend?"

Kouralia wrote:"Do you have any bacon jerky?" The Minister said as he leaned against the bar.

"We most certainly do."
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Postby Kouralia » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:12 pm

"Ah, bloody good show!" Wintle said. "I'll have a packet of that, and some beer please."
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Postby Beta Test » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:16 pm

Kouralia wrote:"Ah, bloody good show!" Wintle said. "I'll have a packet of that, and some beer please."

"Hope you like Heineken because that's the first I grabbed."
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Ainin
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Postby Ainin » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:20 pm

Beta Test wrote:
Ainin wrote:"A new life," replied the depressive man.

"What's troubling you friend?"

"Everything," he replied.

"I'll have a shot of your strongest spirit."
"And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned round on you — where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat?"

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Postby Kouralia » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:20 pm

Beta Test wrote:
Kouralia wrote:"Ah, bloody good show!" Wintle said. "I'll have a packet of that, and some beer please."

"Hope you like Heineken because that's the first I grabbed."

"Indeed I do." Wintle said, before paying and starting to eat his jerky.
Kouralia:
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Beta Test
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Postby Beta Test » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:23 pm

Ainin wrote:
Beta Test wrote:"What's troubling you friend?"

"Everything," he replied.

"I'll have a shot of your strongest spirit."

George pulled out a random spirit and poured it.

Kouralia wrote:
Beta Test wrote:"Hope you like Heineken because that's the first I grabbed."

"Indeed I do." Wintle said, before paying and starting to eat his jerky.

"What's it like to be Interior Minister?"
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Kouralia
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Postby Kouralia » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:25 pm

Beta Test wrote:
Ainin wrote:"Everything," he replied.

"I'll have a shot of your strongest spirit."

George pulled out a random spirit and poured it.

Kouralia wrote:"Indeed I do." Wintle said, before paying and starting to eat his jerky.

"What's it like to be Interior Minister?"

"Oh... It's pretty Depressing." Wintle said, offering a piece of jerky to George. "I'm basically meant to be fighting the Mafia, but nothing really seems to have happened, and it looks like Operation Opal is going to be a failure..."
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Malgrave
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Postby Malgrave » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:25 pm

Jennifer Keen walked into the pub, the Senator could feel the perverse homosexuality and Zionism around her but she powered on as she had heard that it was the only place for politicians to safely get a drink in the country.
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Shady Gentleman
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Postby Shady Gentleman » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:26 pm

A Shady-Looking gentleman walked into the pub, glanced around before going to sit next to the man in the corner with a beer. They began to talk in hushed tones.

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Beta Test
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Postby Beta Test » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:28 pm

Kouralia wrote:
Beta Test wrote:George pulled out a random spirit and poured it.


"What's it like to be Interior Minister?"

"Oh... It's pretty Depressing." Wintle said, offering a piece of jerky to George. "I'm basically meant to be fighting the Mafia, but nothing really seems to have happened, and it looks like Operation Opal is going to be a failure..."

"The mafia are elusive, they work in the shadows. At least the rioting nationalists are easier to see."
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Postby Beta Test » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:28 pm

Malgrave wrote:Jennifer Keen walked into the pub, the Senator could feel the perverse homosexuality and Zionism around her but she powered on as she had heard that it was the only place for politicians to safely get a drink in the country.

"What can I get you?"
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Ainin
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Postby Ainin » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:28 pm

Beta Test wrote:
Kouralia wrote:"Oh... It's pretty Depressing." Wintle said, offering a piece of jerky to George. "I'm basically meant to be fighting the Mafia, but nothing really seems to have happened, and it looks like Operation Opal is going to be a failure..."

"The mafia are elusive, they work in the shadows. At least you handled the Bloody Saturday riots well."

[OOC: Wasn't the Sixth Cabinet sworn in about a week after Bloody Saturday.]
"And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned round on you — where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat?"

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Postby Beta Test » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:29 pm

Ainin wrote:
Beta Test wrote:"The mafia are elusive, they work in the shadows. At least you handled the Bloody Saturday riots well."

[OOC: Wasn't the Sixth Cabinet sworn in about a week after Bloody Saturday.]

OOC: Forgot that, I'll edit it correctly.
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Mediciano
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Postby Mediciano » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:59 pm

Kruger strolls in.

"Rupert, have you decided where you're putting the third bathroom?" he asked laughingly.

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Postby Beta Test » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:02 pm

Mediciano wrote:Kruger strolls in.

"Rupert, have you decided where you're putting the third bathroom?" he asked laughingly.

Rupert strolled around from the back of the building. "Oh yes I'm gonna have to put one in for the literally 2 transgendered people who've walked in."
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Postby Mediciano » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:04 pm

Beta Test wrote:
Mediciano wrote:Kruger strolls in.

"Rupert, have you decided where you're putting the third bathroom?" he asked laughingly.

Rupert strolled around from the back of the building. "Oh yes I'm gonna have to put one in for the literally 2 transgendered people who've walked in."

"Naturally! Everyone knows the toilets in the bathrooms we already have won't work for them," Kruger responded, rolling his eyes and laughing.

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Postby Beta Test » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:08 pm

Mediciano wrote:
Beta Test wrote:Rupert strolled around from the back of the building. "Oh yes I'm gonna have to put one in for the literally 2 transgendered people who've walked in."

"Naturally! Everyone knows the toilets in the bathrooms we already have won't work for them," Kruger responded, rolling his eyes and laughing.

"It's reverse discrimination. Transgendered people should go into the bathroom that fits they're gender. Many places already have Unisex bathrooms anyway, so there's no need to mandate it."
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The Nihilistic view
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:21 pm

Boris walks in from a day campaigning with a large badge on his lapel that reads "Fight Discrimination against the established genders."
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The Licentian Isles
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Postby The Licentian Isles » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:23 pm

Stefan Furnes walks towards the bar.

"Pretty busy in here tonight, isn't it ??"

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Postby The Nihilistic view » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:29 pm

Boris then set down a stack of fliers on the bar with the headline "WHY THE TRADITIONAL GENDERS ARE BEING OPPRESSED!!!!"
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Postby The Licentian Isles » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:31 pm

The Nihilistic view wrote:Boris then set down a stack of fliers on the bar with the head line "WHY THE TRADITIONAL GENDERS ARE BEING OPPRESSED"


Stefan looks at a flier, and chuckles a little.

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Postby The Nihilistic view » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:32 pm

The Licentian Isles wrote:
The Nihilistic view wrote:Boris then set down a stack of fliers on the bar with the head line "WHY THE TRADITIONAL GENDERS ARE BEING OPPRESSED"


Stefan looks at a flier, and chuckles a little.


Boris hears the laughter. "Hey I may be an Elite but populist arguments certainly have their uses as a political tool." 8)
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Postby Malgrave » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:51 pm

Beta Test wrote:
Mediciano wrote:"Naturally! Everyone knows the toilets in the bathrooms we already have won't work for them," Kruger responded, rolling his eyes and laughing.

"It's reverse discrimination. Transgendered people should go into the bathroom that fits they're gender. Many places already have Unisex bathrooms anyway, so there's no need to mandate it."


"It is an attempt by the Western-backed homosexual alliance to erode the moral principles of this great nation" Keen said, the Senator looking over her shoulders in case any homosexual attempted to murder her.
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The Licentian Isles
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Postby The Licentian Isles » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:53 pm

Malgrave wrote:
Beta Test wrote:"It's reverse discrimination. Transgendered people should go into the bathroom that fits they're gender. Many places already have Unisex bathrooms anyway, so there's no need to mandate it."


"It is an attempt by the Western-backed homosexual alliance to erode the moral principles of this great nation" Keen said, the Senator looking over her shoulders in case any homosexual attempted to murder her.


"Homosexual alliance ??" Furnes laughed. "Please, tell me more."
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Postby Capital Transportation Commission » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:53 pm

Malgrave wrote:
Beta Test wrote:"It's reverse discrimination. Transgendered people should go into the bathroom that fits they're gender. Many places already have Unisex bathrooms anyway, so there's no need to mandate it."


"It is an attempt by the Western-backed homosexual alliance to erode the moral principles of this great nation" Keen said, the Senator looking over her shoulders in case any homosexual attempted to murder her.

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