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by Byzantium Imperial » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:52 am

by -ACME- » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:08 am

by New Zepuha » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:24 am
[13:31] <Koyro> I want to be cremated, my ashes put into a howitzer shell and fired at the White House.

by New Waterford » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:34 am
-ACME- wrote:A group of three young men, all wearing casual clothing, walked to the bar. They looked at the menu.
"Uh, I think we'll just have some pretzels, please," said one of them. They looked around, searching for someone who looked 'suspicious'.

by Mister Dunney » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:49 am

by Venaleria » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:39 am
Mister Dunney wrote:In the corner sat a man who'd been there for a long time. Well, an hour or so at least. Spectacled and wearing a suit, he sat out of the light, observing the room in what could be called a suspicious manner. With his briefcase open on the table in front of him, and a plate of fish and chips, he alternated between reading from a book and turning his cool gaze on the pub and people within.

by Kouralia » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:05 am
OOC: I think you'll find I am. And it's one month, to the fullest extent of my knowledge.Venaleria wrote:Mister Dunney wrote:In the corner sat a man who'd been there for a long time. Well, an hour or so at least. Spectacled and wearing a suit, he sat out of the light, observing the room in what could be called a suspicious manner. With his briefcase open on the table in front of him, and a plate of fish and chips, he alternated between reading from a book and turning his cool gaze on the pub and people within.
OOC: You're not a Senator for the NSG Senate. Please leave these threads (Unless you put an application in the app thread. But you have to have been in the forums for 2 months anyway).
20s, Male,
Britbong, Bi,
Atheist, Cop
Sadly ginger.

by Venaleria » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:07 am
Kouralia wrote:OOC: I think you'll find I am. And it's one month, to the fullest extent of my knowledge.Venaleria wrote:
OOC: You're not a Senator for the NSG Senate. Please leave these threads (Unless you put an application in the app thread. But you have to have been in the forums for 2 months anyway).

by Britanno » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:01 pm

by Royalsoldiers » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:05 pm

by New Zepuha » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:11 pm
[13:31] <Koyro> I want to be cremated, my ashes put into a howitzer shell and fired at the White House.

by Britanno » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:12 pm
Royalsoldiers wrote:*Deputy Minister Alford walks into the pub with a smile due to his recent promotion to Deputy Minister of Work*
"A De Pheffel, please, Mr. barkeep." stated Deputy Minister Alford.

by Gallup » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:21 pm

by Byzantium Imperial » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:23 pm
Gallup wrote:"So, how goes it with all of you? I just finished up a meeting with Sondal Oil CEO Rouge Blanksfort about his proposed Trove - Asterplaat pipeline"

by Gallup » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:32 pm
Byzantium Imperial wrote:Gallup wrote:"So, how goes it with all of you? I just finished up a meeting with Sondal Oil CEO Rouge Blanksfort about his proposed Trove - Asterplaat pipeline"
"Hmm, indeed. A wonderful idea, we could always use more pipelines, espessialy when privately funded."
The senator remarked, hoping to god that it wasnt anywhere near his district.

by Byzantium Imperial » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:47 pm
Gallup wrote:Byzantium Imperial wrote:"Hmm, indeed. A wonderful idea, we could always use more pipelines, espessialy when privately funded."
The senator remarked, hoping to god that it wasnt anywhere near his district.
"It has support from many people. I think it goes through your district, actually!"

by Gallup » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:47 pm
Byzantium Imperial wrote:Gallup wrote:"It has support from many people. I think it goes through your district, actually!"
"Oh wonderful. I bet my constituents will be thrilled that along with the new construction jobs we will become a critical part of our nation's energy future. Hold on a second, I have to make a call...."
stepping out into the alley, he started muttering into his phone, "Since when is there an oil pipeline running through my district?..... No no, I do not give a crap about... Oh thats what that form was? Well, just make sure the pipeline doesnt come near my house. Pay them off if you have to."
He saw a bum staring at him.
"Here is $200, if anyone asks I was talking to my girlfriend."
The bum gave a thumbs up as the senator re entered the pub.

by Byzantium Imperial » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:50 pm
Gallup wrote:Byzantium Imperial wrote:"Oh wonderful. I bet my constituents will be thrilled that along with the new construction jobs we will become a critical part of our nation's energy future. Hold on a second, I have to make a call...."
stepping out into the alley, he started muttering into his phone, "Since when is there an oil pipeline running through my district?..... No no, I do not give a crap about... Oh thats what that form was? Well, just make sure the pipeline doesnt come near my house. Pay them off if you have to."
He saw a bum staring at him.
"Here is $200, if anyone asks I was talking to my girlfriend."
The bum gave a thumbs up as the senator re entered the pub.
"What was the call about?"

by Gallup » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:51 pm
Byzantium Imperial wrote:Gallup wrote:"What was the call about?"
"Oh personel matters, the type you dont discuss in public. You know, TMZ and all."
The senator chuckled, returning to his wait for the bartender to wake up. Then, he had an idea.
He went into the bar, and picked up a bottle of whiskey from behind the counter, and left a $20. He then calmy walked back to his seat.
"You want any?"

by Byzantium Imperial » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:55 pm
Gallup wrote:Byzantium Imperial wrote:"Oh personel matters, the type you dont discuss in public. You know, TMZ and all."
The senator chuckled, returning to his wait for the bartender to wake up. Then, he had an idea.
He went into the bar, and picked up a bottle of whiskey from behind the counter, and left a $20. He then calmy walked back to his seat.
"You want any?"
"Sure, why not?"

by Royalsoldiers » Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:06 pm
Britanno wrote:Royalsoldiers wrote:*Deputy Minister Alford walks into the pub with a smile due to his recent promotion to Deputy Minister of Work*
"A De Pheffel, please, Mr. barkeep." stated Deputy Minister Alford.
"Ah hello there senator, congratulations on your appointment, but I think I'll have to disappoint you. I'm afraid you're not actually a minister, Minister *Bleckonia* may have appointed you as his second in command, but you're not actually in the cabinet until the Prime Minister appoints you," the president said, hoping he wouldn't disappoint the senate too much.

by Mediciano » Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:11 pm
Britanno wrote:The President turned to Kruger and spoke.
"Hello there, I haven't seen you around here before, are you a senator? I think I've only ever seen cops and senators in here before," he said, trying to make conversation.

by Britanno » Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:41 pm
Mediciano wrote:Britanno wrote:The President turned to Kruger and spoke.
"Hello there, I haven't seen you around here before, are you a senator? I think I've only ever seen cops and senators in here before," he said, trying to make conversation.
"Why yes, Mr. President," Marius Kruger said in reply, "I am a senator. And yes, I've noticed this pub caters to a very specific demographic, as well. Do the police like it here? Forgive me if I'm generalizing, but I always thought officers of the law enjoyed donuts."

by Capone (Ancient) » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:40 pm
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