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Ruridova
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Postby Ruridova » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:03 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:TET, stop being horny.

I'm afraid that's impossible, Lanos...
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Postby Blekksprutia » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:03 pm

Slembana wrote:
Arglorand wrote:Are all those code for sex positions in Scotland?

No...:p

We'd just punch and kick each other like mad.

LoL, would he be able to recognize you or would he just beat up every person he met until he found you? :p
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Postby Torisakia » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:03 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:TET, stop being horny.

It's not working.

Are you sure about that?
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Postby Arglorand » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:03 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:TET, stop being horny.

It's not working.

Well that was a shitty try. Let me have a go.

TET!

BE MORE HORNY!
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Postby Zottistan » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:03 pm

Slembana wrote:
Arglorand wrote:Are all those code for sex positions in Scotland?

No...:p

We'd just punch and kick each other like mad.

And then Tofu's hand would land somewhere special and you'd blush.

Shit, I should write this down and send it to the HardBlush people.
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Postby Blekksprutia » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:03 pm

Mystletainn wrote:
Thafoo wrote:I want to be the sexiest beast around if TET can into yaoi.

Gawd.

I'm the sparkly bishie, not you.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! *chops you up into little bits*

You're a bishie? :o
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Postby Mystletainn » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:04 pm

Blekksprutia wrote:
Mystletainn wrote:Gawd.

I'm the sparkly bishie, not you.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! *chops you up into little bits*

You're a bishie? :o

No duh c:

*sparkles*
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Postby Thafoo » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:04 pm

Zottistan wrote:
Slembana wrote:No...:p

We'd just punch and kick each other like mad.

And then Tofu's hand would land somewhere special and you'd blush.

Shit, I should write this down and send it to the HardBlush people.

This is some hawt shit.
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Postby Blekksprutia » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:04 pm

Thafoo wrote:
Zottistan wrote:Somebody should draw it as yaoi. It'd be hawwwwt.

I want to be the sexiest beast around if TET can into yaoi.

...No
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Arg: Blekk does that. The topics of same sex marriage and the human race's fight against idiocy motivate him to write some truly impressive and glorious rants that deserve to be remembered and sigged.
Zott: I see our Blekky has discovered the joys of amphetamines.
Horus: blekky you are blekky i am horus
Rio: Blekky you are the best person on this website. Figuratively, kiss me.
Blekky is like a bunny. He looks adorable, yet he might bite you till it hurts.
Veccy: you're the worst blekky
The Balkens: Blekk does that, he has been taught by NSG's greatest practitioners of Snark to Snark combat.
Napki: Marry me, Blekk
Aeq: Blekk, you are Jesus!!!
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Postby Northern Dominus » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:04 pm

Zottistan wrote:
Slembana wrote:No...:p

We'd just punch and kick each other like mad.

And then Tofu's hand would land somewhere special and you'd blush.

Shit, I should write this down and send it to the HardBlush people.
Y'know some people pay good money for that sort of treatment.
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Postby The Holy Therns » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:04 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:TET, stop being horny.

It's not working.


I find this command exciting...
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Postby Thafoo » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:05 pm

Blekksprutia wrote:
Thafoo wrote:I want to be the sexiest beast around if TET can into yaoi.

...No

It was worth a shot.
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Postby DesAnges » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:05 pm

Gallade wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Ignoring the fact that the me/everyone else ratio falls firmly in your favour were I to say no, and the bodymass/everyone else ratio ensures that everyone could actually wash a reasonably sized part of me:

No.

You'll only have to wash a select few, don't worry your pretty little head.

I was actually suggesting that if I declined and tried to sit this one out, the amount of people present would mean that physically fulfilling on that would be nigh on impossible.
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Postby Zottistan » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:06 pm

Thafoo wrote:
Zottistan wrote:And then Tofu's hand would land somewhere special and you'd blush.

Shit, I should write this down and send it to the HardBlush people.

This is some hawt shit.

Then you'd pull him into a kiss, and a distinct "zip" would be heard.

The rest would be very un-PG13.
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Postby Unitaristic Regions » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:07 pm

Ummm... Hi?
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:07 pm

Torisakia wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:TET, stop being horny.

It's not working.

Are you sure about that?


Not really working on me :lol2:

Then again, I tend to get horny often :meh:
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Postby Disserbia » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:07 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Mystletainn wrote:Why is TET so horny...


Well, it's Sunday, so I guess TET gets horny on sundays?

It's like this a lot actually.
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Postby Mystletainn » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:07 pm

Okay, fun is over!

c:
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Postby Ruridova » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:07 pm

Unitaristic Regions wrote:Ummm... Hi?

Hello.
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Postby Soldati Senza Confini » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:08 pm

Disserbia wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:
Well, it's Sunday, so I guess TET gets horny on sundays?

It's like this a lot actually.


Well, that sits fine by me anyways :p
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Postby Blekksprutia » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:08 pm

Zottistan wrote:
Thafoo wrote:This is some hawt shit.

Then you'd pull him into a kiss, and a distinct "zip" would be heard.

The rest would be very un-PG13.

Stop yaoiing TET! TET does not deserve to be yaoiized! Go to San Francisco Comic-Con for that!
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Arg: Blekk does that. The topics of same sex marriage and the human race's fight against idiocy motivate him to write some truly impressive and glorious rants that deserve to be remembered and sigged.
Zott: I see our Blekky has discovered the joys of amphetamines.
Horus: blekky you are blekky i am horus
Rio: Blekky you are the best person on this website. Figuratively, kiss me.
Blekky is like a bunny. He looks adorable, yet he might bite you till it hurts.
Veccy: you're the worst blekky
The Balkens: Blekk does that, he has been taught by NSG's greatest practitioners of Snark to Snark combat.
Napki: Marry me, Blekk
Aeq: Blekk, you are Jesus!!!
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Postby Unitaristic Regions » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:08 pm

Ruridova wrote:
Unitaristic Regions wrote:Ummm... Hi?

Hello.


So... 'Sup?
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Postby Thafoo » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:09 pm

Zottistan wrote:
Thafoo wrote:This is some hawt shit.

Then you'd pull him into a kiss, and a distinct "zip" would be heard.

The rest would be very un-PG13.

That would be even more hawt except I just remembered that it's Slem.
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Postby Arglorand » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:09 pm

Blekksprutia wrote:
Zottistan wrote:Then you'd pull him into a kiss, and a distinct "zip" would be heard.

The rest would be very un-PG13.

Stop yaoiing TET! TET does not deserve to be yaoiized! Go to San Francisco Comic-Con for that!

I'm not sure there is a difference between TET and an enclave of said comic-con on the internet.
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Postby Mystletainn » Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:09 pm

smushed wrote:smushed
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