The Eternal Thread: More Sequels than Jason & Michael Myers!

[The Trouble With Angels]

I only trade for oogielove parts.

Mind if I toss one of those bastards into an oversized meat grinder?

I think you should use an undersized meat grinder. You know, it's slower that way.

[Napkiraly]

Tube.

The Tube really needs more lifts at more stations.

Ach. That sounds...fun.

Oh it definitely was. With my bag ripping and everything.

[Dyakovo]

I really don't see the point. Even if somebody was shocked by it, so what?

I think the point is that its supposed to shock us. KEywords here being supposed to. This troll is obviously a failure.

Why trolls revel in being hated, I don't know.

Any attention is good?

[San Leggera]

Mind if I toss one of those bastards into an oversized meat grinder?

I think you should use an undersized meat grinder. You know, it's slower that way.

If I wanted to savour their last moments I would use a knife.

[Erinkita]

Love Dya. Love Koshka.

I'm doing great. Tired and achy after walking around all yesterday carrying bags of heavy things, but I got to wear a costume and see Alan Tudyk, which makes it an awesome day by any reasonable definition.

I'm jealous... How'd meeting Alan Tudyk come about?
Much better day than I've had... I sat around and done nothing thanks to having sprained my ankle at work on Thursday.

I didn't really meet him, I was just part of the audience for his Q&A session. I was right up the front though.
I could have stayed around for Karl Urban, but I was getting pretty tired by then.
I also bought a set of beautiful maps of the world of Game of Thrones, volumes 2 and 3 of The Death of Captain America, and a cuddly Companion Cube. Fun day was fun.

I'm sorry. When are you going to be able to get back on your feet?

[Thafoo]

Wheee, my nation is now Groundhog Day themed.

[Ionian Knights]

Im exhausted from tubing. I hope statt is still home...

[Erinkita]

Im exhausted from tubing. I hope statt is still home...

Tubing?

[San Leggera]

Wheee, my nation is now Groundhog Day themed.

The San Leggeran government has deployed a nuclear strike as a precautionary measure.

[New Maldorainia]

Wheee, my nation is now Groundhog Day themed.

Yay

[The Trouble With Angels]

I think you should use an undersized meat grinder. You know, it's slower that way.

If I wanted to savour their last moments I would use a knife.

That way you know them more than anyone else ever did.

[Thafoo]

Wheee, my nation is now Groundhog Day themed.

The San Leggeran government has deployed a nuclear strike as a precautionary measure.

No worries, I'm already killing Puxatowney Phil by driving my car into a pit with him.

[Grenartia]

I think the point is that its supposed to shock us. KEywords here being supposed to. This troll is obviously a failure.

Why trolls revel in being hated, I don't know.

I don't quite get why gore is even supposed to be shocking. And hell, anal prolapses barely even qualify as gore.

*sigh* I guess I'm just too desensitised from prolonged internet exposure.

Indeed. Besides, once one's seen aborted fetuses, few things shock you.

I think the point is that its supposed to shock us. KEywords here being supposed to. This troll is obviously a failure.

Why trolls revel in being hated, I don't know.

Any attention is good?

Meh. Sounds like such logic is a sign of severe mental illness to me.

Im exhausted from tubing. I hope statt is still home...

As do I.

[Dyakovo]

I'm jealous... How'd meeting Alan Tudyk come about?
Much better day than I've had... I sat around and done nothing thanks to having sprained my ankle at work on Thursday.

I didn't really meet him, I was just part of the audience for his Q&A session. I was right up the front though.
I could have stayed around for Karl Urban, but I was getting pretty tired by then.
I also bought a set of beautiful maps of the world of Game of Thrones, volumes 2 and 3 of The Death of Captain America, and a cuddly Companion Cube. Fun day was fun.

I'm sorry. When are you going to be able to get back on your feet?

Well, even that was cool...I've not anything similar... I've met exactly one famous(ish) person: L.E. Modessitt.
Cuddly Companion Cube?

I'm hoping to get cleared for returning to work at my next appointment, which would be on Friday.

[Dyakovo]

Any attention is good?

Meh. Sounds like such logic is a sign of severe mental illness to me.

Yeah, I don't get it either...

[Erinkita]

I didn't really meet him, I was just part of the audience for his Q&A session. I was right up the front though.
I could have stayed around for Karl Urban, but I was getting pretty tired by then.
I also bought a set of beautiful maps of the world of Game of Thrones, volumes 2 and 3 of The Death of Captain America, and a cuddly Companion Cube. Fun day was fun.

I'm sorry. When are you going to be able to get back on your feet?

Well, even that was cool...I've not anything similar... I've met exactly one famous(ish) person: L.E. Modessitt.
Cuddly Companion Cube?

I'm hoping to get cleared for returning to work at my next appointment, which would be on Friday.

The Companion Cube is from the video game Portal. It's a cube with a heart painted on it. It's your most loyal, stalwart friend. It will never judge you and never leave you. They made plushies of it.
I'm also chuffed that I got another opportunity to wear my Melisandre costume.

That's pretty cool in itself. He's a very prolific author. Science fiction owes him a lot.

[Dyakovo]

Well, even that was cool...I've not anything similar... I've met exactly one famous(ish) person: L.E. Modessitt.
Cuddly Companion Cube?

I'm hoping to get cleared for returning to work at my next appointment, which would be on Friday.

The Companion Cube is from the video game Portal. It's a cube with a heart painted on it. It's your most loyal, stalwart friend. It will never judge you and never leave you. They made plushies of it.
I'm also chuffed that I got another opportunity to wear my Melisandre costume.

That's pretty cool in itself. He's a very prolific author. Science fiction owes him a lot.

Ah, yes... I'd forgotten about that... Been a long time since I played Portal...

Yeah, he's a pretty interesting guy, in addition to being a great author. Mildly surprised, and greatly pleased that my internet daughter is a fan of his. And he signed all my books of his that I had with me.

Edit: Melisandre costume? Who/what is Melisandre?

[The Serbian Empire]

Well, even that was cool...I've not anything similar... I've met exactly one famous(ish) person: L.E. Modessitt.
Cuddly Companion Cube?

I'm hoping to get cleared for returning to work at my next appointment, which would be on Friday.

The Companion Cube is from the video game Portal. It's a cube with a heart painted on it. It's your most loyal, stalwart friend. It will never judge you and never leave you. They made plushies of it.
I'm also chuffed that I got another opportunity to wear my Melisandre costume.

That's pretty cool in itself. He's a very prolific author. Science fiction owes him a lot.

Making noisy explosive sounds like a steam engine? Choo Choo!

[Hurdegaryp]

Ah, yes... I'd forgotten about that... Been a long time since I plated Portal...

What are your preferred methods for plating portals? Electroplating, gold plating, rhodium plating, chrome plating, composite plating or auto-catalytic plating are the ones I'm currently considering, but making a choice is hard.

[Dyakovo]

Ah, yes... I'd forgotten about that... Been a long time since I plated Portal...

What are your preferred methods for plating portals? Electroplating, gold plating, rhodium plating, chrome plating, composite plating or auto-catalytic plating are the ones I'm currently considering, but making a choice is hard.

Fucking typos...

[Coffee Cakes]

Tomorrow's gonna be my last day at church for 2 weeks...

Maybe a decision will finally be rendered on the pastor situation...

[Thafoo]

...Should I keep my Groundhog Day flag or revert back to Scott Pilgrim?

[Dyakovo]

Tomorrow's gonna be my last day at church for 2 weeks...

Maybe a decision will finally be rendered on the pastor situation...

Pastor situation?
If you need a new one, I'll do it...
Paul would love it...

[Technopolis]

...Should I keep my Groundhog Day flag or revert back to Scott Pilgrim?

Combine em.

[The Serbian Empire]

...Should I keep my Groundhog Day flag or revert back to Scott Pilgrim?

Scott Pilgrim!