The Eternal Thread: More Sequels than Jason & Michael Myers!

[Astrolinium]

I decided to make colcannon for lunch. And now, for the past two hours, all i've been able to do is sing "Did you ever eat Colcannon, made from lovely pickled cream? With the greens and scallions mingled like a picture in a dream. Did you ever make a hole on top to hold the melting flake of the creamy, flavoured butter that your mother used to make".

I imagined this to the tune of "Wannabe" by Spice Girls.

I tried to imagine it to the tune of Drunken Sailor but then it didn't work.

[Blekksprutia]

Three pages away from a new TET.

No. 43. Give or take a page or two.

...I can't do math.

[Dyakovo]

I blame CC. For everything.

You live closer to him than I do, what's your excuse for not doing something about it

It's his fault for not living closer than he does.
*nods*

[Blekksprutia]

I blame CC. For everything.

You live closer to him than I do, what's your excuse for not doing something about it

I live twenty miles away from him. I think I've sometimes seen him at Quincy Market in Faneuil Hall. Yet, I do nothing about it.

[Hurdegaryp]

I decided to make colcannon for lunch. And now, for the past two hours, all i've been able to do is sing "Did you ever eat Colcannon, made from lovely pickled cream? With the greens and scallions mingled like a picture in a dream. Did you ever make a hole on top to hold the melting flake of the creamy, flavoured butter that your mother used to make".

I imagined this to the tune of "Wannabe" by Spice Girls.

Not sure if that makes it better or much, much worse. At least you didn't imagine it to the tune of "I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears.

[Cill Airne]

I imagined this to the tune of "Wannabe" by Spice Girls.

I tried to imagine it to the tune of Drunken Sailor but then it didn't work.

Neither of those are quite the right tune.

[Hurdegaryp]

Wouldn't you much rather have cat blood on your hands?

Any mammal would suffice, really.

So beware, kids! Humans are mammals too, after all. And since most of you are young and tender, Gallade would have little trouble reducing you to a bleeding corpse.

[Northern Dominus]

You live closer to him than I do, what's your excuse for not doing something about it

I live twenty miles away from him. I think I've sometimes seen him at Quincy Market in Faneuil Hall. Yet, I do nothing about it.

Well you're excused. You haven't been trained on taxpayers dollars to be an automatic killing machine like Dya was

[Astrolinium]

I tried to imagine it to the tune of Drunken Sailor but then it didn't work.

Neither of those are quite the right tune.

Ah, yes, that fits the lyrics much better.

[Northern Dominus]

Neither of those are quite the right tune.

Ah, yes, that fits the lyrics much better.

Maybe... but this makes it even better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DdFvJezyE

[Gallade]

Menstrual cycles suck. Period.

I wasn't aware you had ovaries.

[Thafoo]

Menstrual cycles suck. Period.

I wasn't aware you had ovaries.

I was making a joke. Haha.

[Cill Airne]

Neither of those are quite the right tune.

Ah, yes, that fits the lyrics much better.

Just a tiny bit.

[Gallade]

I wasn't aware you had ovaries.

I was making a joke. Haha.

I chose to ignore the joke and take great offense to it. Waah waah.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Menstrual cycles suck. Period.

I wasn't aware you had ovaries.

He's pretending. Ovary-acting.

[The Serbian Empire]

Cisco Kid was a friend of mine then Pancho stole the wine!

[Hurdegaryp]

I wasn't aware you had ovaries.

I was making a joke. Haha.

You are truly hilarious. Certainly there have never before been instances where greater merriment was generated by a brilliantly constructed sentence.

[Dyakovo]

I live twenty miles away from him. I think I've sometimes seen him at Quincy Market in Faneuil Hall. Yet, I do nothing about it.

Well you're excused. You haven't been trained on taxpayers dollars to be an automatic killing machine like Dya was

I have an excuse too... They didn't let me keep any automatic weapons.

[Northern Dominus]

Well you're excused. You haven't been trained on taxpayers dollars to be an automatic killing machine like Dya was

I have an excuse too... They didn't let me keep any automatic weapons.

Oh that's right, the rifleman's creed. Making everyone who holds one useless since the 1940s.

Here's the new creed "I will shoot the enemy until they stop moving, and if they are moving after this worthless chunk of cheap aluminum and flimsy plastic jams I will bludgeon them with it"

[Dyakovo]

I have an excuse too... They didn't let me keep any automatic weapons.

Oh that's right, the rifleman's creed. Making everyone who holds one useless since the 1940s.

Here's the new creed "I will shoot the enemy until they stop moving, and if they are moving after this worthless chunk of cheap aluminum and flimsy plastic jams I will bludgeon them with it"

Pshaw... The automatic weapons I wish they had let me keep are the Ma Deuce and Mark19... Fuck that junk pos the M16.

[Hurdegaryp]

Oh that's right, the rifleman's creed. Making everyone who holds one useless since the 1940s.

Here's the new creed "I will shoot the enemy until they stop moving, and if they are moving after this worthless chunk of cheap aluminum and flimsy plastic jams I will bludgeon them with it"

Pshaw... The automatic weapons I wish they had let me keep are the Ma Deuce and Mark19... Fuck that junk pos the M16.

Or maybe a reliable Kalashnikov, hm? Back during the Vietnam War the Vietcong actually had the superior infantry weapon with that piece of Soviet military technology.

[Blekksprutia]

Another sig revamp. Maybe on my next one I'll include Kleshtons.

[Ryukyu Isles]

Ever get the feeling that what you know about yourself is a lie?

[Hurdegaryp]

Another sig revamp. Maybe on my next one I'll include Kleshtons.

You do that. You might be hunted down for it, but let nobody stop you from including those fictional monstrosities in your signature.

[Ethel mermania]

I was making a joke. Haha.

I chose to ignore the joke and take great offense to it. Waah waah.

you dont need ovaries to fall victim to a me.nstural cycle.