The Eternal Thread: More Sequels than Jason & Michael Myers!

[Gallade]

I'm taking your alpaca wool and you can't have it back until you apologise.

You just try and see how far you get, woman.

I can't hear you over the profit of this alpaca wool.

I've always loved llamas more, anyway.

[Esternial]

So uncivilised.

Never claimed to be.

[DesAnges]

Put away the battleaxe and the whip and I might.

...Come down first.

You may keep one weapon. One.

[The Serbian Empire]

8 feet wide by 6 feet down.

Good to know. I wouldn't want to get in trouble with the proper authorities. Rules and regulations came into being for a reason, and we should respect that.

I think that was actually 8 feet long and 6 feet deep. The width is 3 feet.

[South Asia Minor]

You just try and see how far you get, woman.

I can't hear you over the profit of this alpaca wool.

I've always loved llamas more, anyway.

Next, tell Saurisia you're having dinosaur eggs for breakfast.

[Gallade]

...Come down first.

You may keep one weapon. One.

What if I combine them into one weapon?

[Hurdegaryp]

More holes IN YOUR FACE.

You have probably heard this before, but you're really irresistably adorable when you're trying to act all though & rough. However, since I recently returned from a glorious Exhumed concert, I utterly fail to be impressed. Sorry about that, maybe next time you'll have more luck. Currently I only want to hug you, hug you and hug you some more.

[Esternial]

You just try and see how far you get, woman.

I can't hear you over the profit of this alpaca wool.

I've always loved llamas more, anyway.

Those are evil lies to hurt my feelings.

Truly I would not stoop so low as to make any such comments. I had even saved my wool profits to share with you.

[Gallade]

I can't hear you over the profit of this alpaca wool.

I've always loved llamas more, anyway.

Next, tell Saurisia you're having dinosaur eggs for breakfast.

That kid still exists?

[Hurdegaryp]

Good to know. I wouldn't want to get in trouble with the proper authorities. Rules and regulations came into being for a reason, and we should respect that.

I think that was actually 8 feet long and 6 feet deep. The width is 3 feet.

More room for unexpected casualties.

[DesAnges]

You may keep one weapon. One.

What if I combine them into one weapon?

Knifewreeeeeeeeeeeench! For kids!

But no. Put the axe down, I don't like sharp edges.

I can't hear you over the profit of this alpaca wool.

I've always loved llamas more, anyway.

Next, tell Saurisia you're having dinosaur eggs for breakfast.

She's taking all your booze.

[Gallade]

I can't hear you over the profit of this alpaca wool.

I've always loved llamas more, anyway.

Those are evil lies to hurt my feelings.

Truly I would not stoop so low as to make any such comments. I had even saved my wool profits to share with you.

I donated my share to a llama sanctuary.

[Ionian Knights]

I'm going to go swimming, bye!

[Esternial]

More holes IN YOUR FACE.

You have probably heard this before, but you're really irresistably adorable when you're trying to act all though & rough. However, since I recently returned from a glorious Exhumed concert, I utterly fail to be impressed. Sorry about that, maybe next time you'll have more luck. Currently I only want to hug you, hug you and hug you some more.

And then they say I don't get enough iron in my diet.

[Esternial]

Those are evil lies to hurt my feelings.

Truly I would not stoop so low as to make any such comments. I had even saved my wool profits to share with you.

I donated my share to a llama sanctuary.

Galla, you wound me.

[Gallade]

What if I combine them into one weapon?

Knifewreeeeeeeeeeeench! For kids!

But no. Put the axe down, I don't like sharp edges.

Next, tell Saurisia you're having dinosaur eggs for breakfast.

She's taking all your booze.

Well, I do favour the whip.

[Hurdegaryp]

Those are evil lies to hurt my feelings.

Truly I would not stoop so low as to make any such comments. I had even saved my wool profits to share with you.

I donated my share to a llama sanctuary.

Since when is Tullamore Dew a llama sanctuary?

[DesAnges]

Knifewreeeeeeeeeeeench! For kids!

But no. Put the axe down, I don't like sharp edges.


She's taking all your booze.

Well, I do favour the whip.

They're also pretty cool. Handheld offensive weapon that breaks the sound barrier? Awesome.

[Gallade]

I donated my share to a llama sanctuary.

Since when is Tullamore Dew a llama sanctuary?

They needed something to keep the grass down. Bulmers use sheep.

[South Asia Minor]

More holes IN YOUR FACE.

You have probably heard this before, but you're really irresistably adorable when you're trying to act all though & rough. However, since I recently returned from a glorious Exhumed concert, I utterly fail to be impressed. Sorry about that, maybe next time you'll have more luck. Currently I only want to hug you, hug you and hug you some more.

pfft. I could kick your ass in a pit.

Next, tell Saurisia you're having dinosaur eggs for breakfast.

That kid still exists?

I don't know, he IGNORE'd me when I tried it a year or so back.
That whole conversation was fucking hilarious. forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=173888&p=6184653#p6184653

[Hurdegaryp]

You have probably heard this before, but you're really irresistably adorable when you're trying to act all though & rough. However, since I recently returned from a glorious Exhumed concert, I utterly fail to be impressed. Sorry about that, maybe next time you'll have more luck. Currently I only want to hug you, hug you and hug you some more.

And then they say I don't get enough iron in my diet.

Your problem, not mine.

[Gallade]

Well, I do favour the whip.

They're also pretty cool. Handheld offensive weapon that breaks the sound barrier? Awesome.

They also break skin. Your skin.

[Esternial]

And then they say I don't get enough iron in my diet.

Your problem, not mine.

Oh snap.

[Thafoo]

Wow, I've been around for 21 TETs. That's cool, I guess.

[South Asia Minor]

Your problem, not mine.

Oh snap.

how can he even fathom such snark