TET: Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train

[Neo Art]

Christ how quickly do you people fill one of these up?

Faster and faster.

Slowly, slowly, slowly, getting faster.

[Hurdegaryp]

You people are like dancing crack-addict bear prostitutes, desperately seeking the next fix from your zoo pimp master's approval. This slavish ursid-grind fest for red-texter approval makes even dead-child-on-stumpy-midget-centipede porn look appetizing. I'm off to vomit my entire digestive system.

How eloquent. Good to see somebody is filling the role of grizzled rebel. You go, girl! You go hard! Be all you can be, vomit all you can vomit. It's the way of Dumb Ideologies, who are we to question your poorly thought out life choices?

[Samuraikoku]

Thanks Sam.

How are you?

Hello Ms. Stattr.

Same as always... still looking for a job and Forever Alone.

Left my computer for repairs so I'm only able to access NSG from my cellphone and my office computer. Although right now I am borrowing my brother's laptop.

How have you been?

Being loved? Yeah, that is a rather scary thing, isn't it? To know that somebody acknowledges your existence and considers their existence to be be better because of it. Makes you want to run away screaming, right?

No, because that doesn't happen to anyone in my presence.

But no matter how fast you run or how hard you scream, you know the love is out there, waiting, plotting, anticipating.

I'm afraid I tend to be just a shadow in the crowd. Ninja training taken too far.

[Immoren]

You people are like dancing crack-addict bear prostitutes, desperately seeking the next fix from your zoo pimp master's approval. This slavish ursid-grind fest for red-texter approval makes even dead-child-on-stumpy-midget-centipede porn look appetizing. I'm off to vomit my entire digestive system.

Clam yo teats, dear.

[Hurdegaryp]

You people are like dancing crack-addict bear prostitutes, desperately seeking the next fix from your zoo pimp master's approval. This slavish ursid-grind fest for red-texter approval makes even dead-child-on-stumpy-midget-centipede porn look appetizing. I'm off to vomit my entire digestive system.

Please excuse me while I go ascend to the eight dimension.

Nirvana already? That was fast!

[The Holy Therns]

You people are like dancing crack-addict bear prostitutes, desperately seeking the next fix from your zoo pimp master's approval. This slavish ursid-grind fest for red-texter approval makes even dead-child-on-stumpy-midget-centipede porn look appetizing. I'm off to vomit my entire digestive system.

Clam yo teats, dear.

Clams don't have those.

[Samuraikoku]

Christ how quickly do you people fill one of these up?

At a speed my blade is yet unable to match.

[The Truth and Light]

I'm afraid I tend to be just a shadow in the crowd. Ninja training taken too far.

You do it to yourself, quite actively, it seems.

[Gaveo]

Oh.

Yeah that was a while ago. He doesn't hate it that much anymore.

Why would he hate it?

Thinks I spend too much time here, which is true.

But I have cut down my time here.

[Auremena]

As I came home,
On a Monday night,
As drunk as drunk as could be

[Hurdegaryp]

But no matter how fast you run or how hard you scream, you know the love is out there, waiting, plotting, anticipating.

I'm afraid I tend to be just a shadow in the crowd. Ninja training taken too far.

Ain't that just a more elusive way of saying that nobody pays any attention to you?

[The Holy Therns]

I'm afraid I tend to be just a shadow in the crowd. Ninja training taken too far.

Ain't that just a more elusive way of saying that nobody pays any attention to you?

Nobody pays attention to who?

[Immoren]

Clam yo teats, dear.

Clams don't have those.

Nonsense!

As I came home,
On a Monday night,
As drunk as drunk as could be

Nice.

Why would he hate it?

Thinks I spend too much time here, which is true.

But I have cut down my time here.

Too much time on TET? What a silly thought.

[Slembana]

Clam yo teats, dear.

Clams don't have those.

They sure do not. Mammals are the only animals to produce milk, which come from the teats. As a result, mammals are the only animals to have teats. Clams are not mammals - they are molluscs. This means that they do not have teats, because they do not produce milk.

[The Holy Therns]

Clams don't have those.

They sure do not. Mammals are the only animals to produce milk, which come from the teats. As a result, mammals are the only animals to have teats. Clams are not mammals - they are molluscs. This means that they do not have teats, because they do not produce milk.

...Yes. That was the joke, hon.

[The Truth and Light]

Clams don't have those.

They sure do not. Mammals are the only animals to produce milk, which come from the teats. As a result, mammals are the only animals to have teats. Clams are not mammals - they are molluscs. This means that they do not have teats, because they do not produce milk.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

You're like a human pikachu.

[Stattr]

Thanks Sam.

How are you?

Hello Ms. Stattr.

Same as always... still looking for a job and Forever Alone.

Left my computer for repairs so I'm only able to access NSG from my cellphone and my office computer. Although right now I am borrowing my brother's laptop.

How have you been?

Good, feet still hurt from dancing but I'm getting better. BRB, I need lunch now, I had no breakfast.

[Dumb Ideologies]

You people are like dancing crack-addict bear prostitutes, desperately seeking the next fix from your zoo pimp master's approval. This slavish ursid-grind fest for red-texter approval makes even dead-child-on-stumpy-midget-centipede porn look appetizing. I'm off to vomit my entire digestive system.

How eloquent. Good to see somebody is filling the role of grizzled rebel. You go, girl! You go hard! Be all you can be, vomit all you can vomit. It's the way of Dumb Ideologies, who are we to question your poorly thought out life choices?

Just keep suckling the droopy festering hirsute warty mod teat, desperately hoping that this time the blood-red crack milk spurts only for you.

"For me, master, for me~!

[Samuraikoku]

You do it to yourself, quite actively, it seems.

I think what sums it up quite nicely is "Trying to find a balance" by Atmosphere.

Ain't that just a more elusive way of saying that nobody pays any attention to you?

Consequences of ninja training taken too far.

I mean that in real life, of course.

[Gaveo]

Clams don't have those.

Nonsense!

As I came home,
On a Monday night,
As drunk as drunk as could be

Nice.

Thinks I spend too much time here, which is true.

But I have cut down my time here.

Too much time on TET? What a silly thought.

Too much time in NS.

Agreed, such a silly thought.

[Slembana]

They sure do not. Mammals are the only animals to produce milk, which come from the teats. As a result, mammals are the only animals to have teats. Clams are not mammals - they are molluscs. This means that they do not have teats, because they do not produce milk.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

You're like a human pikachu.

I am from Scotland. What makes me say that I'm a human pikachu? Are Pikachus very intelligent, or something?

In addition, I am not a human. I am a Kleshton, a large mammal with a very long nose and a domed head.

In the real world, I am a human. Thread canon says that I am a Kleshton.

[Hurdegaryp]

Ain't that just a more elusive way of saying that nobody pays any attention to you?

Nobody pays attention to who?

I'm afraid I forgot. It probably wasn't anyone of importance anyway. You know how it is with those forgettable people.

[Samuraikoku]

Just keep suckling the droopy festering hirsute warty mod teat, desperately hoping that this time the blood-red crack milk spurts only for you.

"For me, master, for me~!

Warp damnit DI. You keep luring me into traps for you to mallet me with my own daemonhammer.

[Divair]

Hm. My mother just briefly reminded me that now I'm able to take a gap year to rest/travel. Not sure if it was a joke, but I'm actually considering it now.

[Gaveo]

Clams don't have those.

They sure do not. Mammals are the only animals to produce milk, which come from the teats. As a result, mammals are the only animals to have teats. Clams are not mammals - they are molluscs. This means that they do not have teats, because they do not produce milk.

Twas a joke.