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DesAnges wrote:

Rocopurr wrote:Yes, TETanus. As in a pun with tetanus. SAM and several others have brought it up on past threads.

Oh I thought it was an actual plan as opposed to a pun.

Forster Keys wrote:
Don't do that man. Not a good thing.

Single glass of scotch and drunk is undignified and unmanly.

Precisely.

South Asia Minor wrote:So I missed the whole zombie thing and lost 99.94% of my population.
Bitches be crazy.

I was here for it and lost more than that.

New England and The Maritimes wrote:

DesAnges wrote:The next person to suggest using Beats for anything is going to get my foot up their ass.

The Des has spoken.

Damn straight I've spoken. Overpriced crap.

Tzarsgrad wrote:One thread to rule them all, one thread to find them. One thread to gather them all, and in the darkness bind them.

Evening, all.

Shit son. Welcome back.

Rocopurr wrote:

Napkiraly wrote:Nice, it isn't the easiest things to do.

Oh no, it was awful and poorly made sarcasm.

Wait the rap or your post?

Hurdegaryp wrote:

The Holy Therns wrote:My internet connection is pretty weird, it keeps disconnecting as if the modem is continuously resetting itself.

Anyone happen to know what one does in this situation?

You could panic, but you could also decide to take a break from your usual internet shenanigans. If these problems continue, it's probably best to contact the help desk of your provider.

I figured I'd have to do something like that, but it's been relatively stable now. If it breaks again, I'll call them.

Hurdegaryp wrote:

The Holy Therns wrote:And the post was about me.

Guess you became one of my favorite subject recently. You're welcome.

I don't mind. I like being talked about.

Napkiraly wrote:

Rocopurr wrote:Oh no, it was awful and poorly made sarcasm.

Wait the rap or your post?

The rap. My posts aren't that bad, right?

Ainin wrote:

Zweite Alaje wrote:Hi, TET. I must take a break from the socialism thread, CTALNH is, yet again, spewing non-sense. It is infuriating.

I know that feeling.

Yeah, that guy is totally delusional. I'm insulted he even calls himself a socialist. He's worse than Bluth.

Rocopurr wrote:

Napkiraly wrote:Wait the rap or your post?

The rap. My posts aren't that bad, right?

Nah, you're pretty good.

Ainin wrote:

DesAnges wrote:Seriously, dude, shit like this is why the Mods are thinking of letting this thread go the way of the Wombat.

;-; But it's cheese curds and gravy.

Then go eat some and stop being an absolute flaming gimboid.

DesAnges wrote:

Tzarsgrad wrote:One thread to rule them all, one thread to find them. One thread to gather them all, and in the darkness bind them.

Evening, all.

Shit son. Welcome back.

Hey, Des. I must say, I couldn't have said that bit about Beats by Dre last page any better myself.

After some time I ended up completely wasted... Passed out on the host former classmate's couch--it was a party--and one of the things I could remember was shouting out my mother's cell phone number.

DesAnges wrote:

Ainin wrote:;-; But it's cheese curds and gravy.

Then go eat some and stop being an absolute flaming gimboid.

What exactly is the problem here if you'll forgive my intrusion?

Central and Eastern Visayas wrote:After some time I ended up completely wasted... Passed out on the host former classmate's couch--it was a party--and one of the things I could remember was shouting out my mother's cell phone number.

I hope you told your mother...

Central and Eastern Visayas wrote:After some time I ended up completely wasted... Passed out on the host former classmate's couch--it was a party--and one of the things I could remember was shouting out my mother's cell phone number.

How much had you had?

DesAnges wrote:

South Asia Minor wrote:So I missed the whole zombie thing and lost 99.94% of my population.
Bitches be crazy.

I was here for it and lost more than that.

My survival rate was 0.06%.
Can I not do maths? Because that would not surprise me.

YES!!!

LOTR reference!

Ainin wrote:

Slembana wrote:I like the title. :3

I have a better idea:
The Eternal Thread: Poutine, poutine everywhere.

Has anyone found this joke funny, so far? Apart from you, obviously.

South Asia Minor wrote:

DesAnges wrote:I was here for it and lost more than that.

My survival rate was 0.06%.
Can I not do maths? Because that would not surprise me.

My survival rate is 95%-ish. Gotta love brutal military force!

Ionian Knights wrote:YES!!!

LOTR reference!

I concur. Hey Io (if that's alright).

Forster Keys wrote:

DesAnges wrote:Then go eat some and stop being an absolute flaming gimboid.

What exactly is the problem here if you'll forgive my intrusion?

You know that feeling when some clown makes the same joke over and over and over again? That is the problem here.

The Holy Therns wrote:

Ainin wrote:I have a better idea:
The Eternal Thread: Poutine, poutine everywhere.

Has anyone found this joke funny, so far? Apart from you, obviously.

I think Thafoo, but no one else.

Tzarsgrad wrote:

Ionian Knights wrote:YES!!!

LOTR reference!

I concur. Hey Io (if that's alright).

besides making feel fat like a Moon

South Asia Minor wrote:

DesAnges wrote:I was here for it and lost more than that.

My survival rate was 0.06%.
Can I not do maths? Because that would not surprise me.

My survival rate was around .02, IIRC. Tis all I meant.

Forster Keys wrote:

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[quote="Forster Keys wrote:
Don't do that man. Not a good thing.

Single glass of scotch and drunk is undignified and unmanly.

Precisely.[/quote]
How comes you're up so early Forster? Boozing again?

Tzarsgrad wrote:

DesAnges wrote:Shit son. Welcome back.

Hey, Des. I must say, I couldn't have said that bit about Beats by Dre last page any better myself.

What irritates me about it all is that it wouldn't sell if Dre's name wasn't plastered all over it. They're actually reasonably decent pieces of kit but retail for about £75-90 more than they are worth. Please they break really fucking easy.

Hurdegaryp wrote:

Forster Keys wrote:What exactly is the problem here if you'll forgive my intrusion?

You know that feeling when some clown makes the same joke over and over and over again? That is the problem here.

Some jokes can get funnier the more they're used. This is not that, though.

Central and Eastern Visayas wrote:After some time I ended up completely wasted... Passed out on the host former classmate's couch--it was a party--and one of the things I could remember was shouting out my mother's cell phone number.

Meh, one time me and a friend of mine passed out in a bus shack in Winnipeg and were awoken by the police in the early morning.

You can all now insert a "We got a badass over here" joke on at my expense.

Forster Keys wrote:

Central and Eastern Visayas wrote:After some time I ended up completely wasted... Passed out on the host former classmate's couch--it was a party--and one of the things I could remember was shouting out my mother's cell phone number.

How much had you had?

One-and-a-half glasses of scotch, a bottle of light beer, and four or five cups of tea.

The Holy Therns wrote:

Ainin wrote:I have a better idea:
The Eternal Thread: Poutine, poutine everywhere.

Has anyone found this joke funny, so far? Apart from you, obviously.

Please explain, I don't get it at all.