TET: One Thread to Rule Them All

[DesAnges]

Then go eat some and stop being an absolute flaming gimboid.

What exactly is the problem here if you'll forgive my intrusion?

You remember how annoying it was when all Slem posted about was Madagascar? Idjit above is doing the same thing, but crowbarring 'poutine' into everything.

Every. Fucking. Thing. And it wasn't even funny the first time.

[Forster Keys]

What exactly is the problem here if you'll forgive my intrusion?

You know that feeling when some clown makes the same joke over and over and over again? That is the problem here.

Too much poutine?

[Hurdegaryp]

You know that feeling when some clown makes the same joke over and over and over again? That is the problem here.

Some jokes can get funnier the more they're used. This is not that, though.

Indeed. Not everyone has the same qualities as Little Britain.

[Forster Keys]

How comes you're up so early Forster? Boozing again?

Not this time. Only apple and blackcurrant juice. I woke at 2.30 am.

[DesAnges]

Has anyone found this joke funny, so far? Apart from you, obviously.

Please explain, I don't get it at all.

It's a really, really bad non-seqitur. As a connoisseur of non-seqiturs, it annoys me.

[Forster Keys]

How much had you had?

One-and-a-half glasses of scotch, a bottle of light beer, and four or five cups of tea.

Bro...

Are you allergic to something in that mix?

[DesAnges]

How comes you're up so early Forster? Boozing again?

Not this time. Only apple and blackcurrant juice. I woke at 2.30 am.

Ouch. Why so?

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

You know, endlessly complaining about it spams things up just as much as the original spam you're complaining about ... sometimes more. Perhaps it's time to give the broken record a skip, folks.

[Forster Keys]

Please explain, I don't get it at all.

It's a really, really bad non-seqitur. As a connoisseur of non-seqiturs, it annoys me.

As a connoisseur of non-sequiturs I can hardly wait til the next Olympics.

[South Asia Minor]

My survival rate was 0.06%.
Can I not do maths? Because that would not surprise me.

My survival rate was around .02, IIRC. Tis all I meant.

Your page disagrees.

[Forster Keys]

You know, endlessly complaining about it spams things up just as much as the original spam you're complaining about ... sometimes more. Perhaps it's time to give the broken record a skip, folks.

There is sense here.

[Forster Keys]

Not this time. Only apple and blackcurrant juice. I woke at 2.30 am.

Ouch. Why so?

Odd sleeping pattern. Stayed awake all the night before. My friend came up from Melbourne yesterday.

[Tzarsgrad]

I concur. Hey Io (if that's alright).

besides making feel fat like a Moon

Hey, you're also the most volcanically active place in the solar system.

Shit son. Welcome back.

Hey, Des. I must say, I couldn't have said that bit about Beats by Dre last page any better myself.

What irritates me about it all is that it wouldn't sell if Dre's name wasn't plastered all over it. They're actually reasonably decent pieces of kit but retail for about £75-90 more than they are worth. Please they break really fucking easy.[/quote]

I agree. Whenever I see my classmates wearing them around, it always seems I'm the least surprised one when they break.

[The Holy Therns]

You know, endlessly complaining about it spams things up just as much as the original spam you're complaining about ... sometimes more. Perhaps it's time to give the broken record a skip, folks.

Acknowledged.

Indeed. Not everyone has the same qualities as Little Britain.

I don't know what that is.

[Ionian Knights]

You know, endlessly complaining about it spams things up just as much as the original spam you're complaining about ... sometimes more. Perhaps it's time to give the broken record a skip, folks.

complaining about people complaining about complaining...

Ow...

I need an ice bag...

besides making feel fat like a Moon

Hey, you're also the most volcanically active place in the solar system.

Hey, Des. I must say, I couldn't have said that bit about Beats by Dre last page any better myself.

What irritates me about it all is that it wouldn't sell if Dre's name wasn't plastered all over it. They're actually reasonably decent pieces of kit but retail for about £75-90 more than they are worth. Please they break really fucking easy.

I agree. Whenever I see my classmates wearing them around, it always seems I'm the least surprised one when they break.[/quote]

volatile... I like it.

[Hurdegaryp]

You know, endlessly complaining about it spams things up just as much as the original spam you're complaining about ... sometimes more. Perhaps it's time to give the broken record a skip, folks.

There is sense here.

Yeah, but I guess quite a few of us just had to get it out of our system. Excorcise the demons, so to speak.

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

One-and-a-half glasses of scotch, a bottle of light beer, and four or five cups of tea.

Bro...

Are you allergic to something in that mix?

If I was, it would probably have to the scotch. Chivas Regal. Why? I drink the light beer on occasion and the worst I had to contend with was frequently visiting the bathroom, and I once drank five cups of tea without much in the way of ill effects.

[New England and The Maritimes]

The worst part of all nighters is that my sleep cycle drags me back to tired at the same exact time as my second class. Other than that I can do it no problem.

[Hurdegaryp]

Indeed. Not everyone has the same qualities as Little Britain.

I don't know what that is.

British humor with recurring characters in a series of sketches. YouTube can probably enlighten you.

[Tzarsgrad]

You know, endlessly complaining about it spams things up just as much as the original spam you're complaining about ... sometimes more. Perhaps it's time to give the broken record a skip, folks.

complaining about people complaining about complaining...

Ow...

I need an ice bag...

Hey, you're also the most volcanically active place in the solar system.


What irritates me about it all is that it wouldn't sell if Dre's name wasn't plastered all over it. They're actually reasonably decent pieces of kit but retail for about £75-90 more than they are worth. Please they break really fucking easy.

I agree. Whenever I see my classmates wearing them around, it always seems I'm the least surprised one when they break.

volatile... I like it. [/quote]

Indeed. I rather like Io.. I'd say it's my third-favorite moon of Jupiter.

[Forster Keys]

There is sense here.

Yeah, but I guess quite a few of us just had to get it out of our system. Excorcise the demons, so to speak.

I see, but it's probably beneficial for everyone if you don't go too all out on the fire and brimstone.

[DesAnges]

I agree. Whenever I see my classmates wearing them around, it always seems I'm the least surprised one when they break.

It is pretty hilarious seeing some "swag" git looking non-plussed when his £200 headphones are broken on the floor and my battered 18 month old £90 AKGs are still working perfectly.

It's a really, really bad non-seqitur. As a connoisseur of non-seqiturs, it annoys me.

As a connoisseur of non-sequiturs I can hardly wait til the next Olympics.

See that's what I'm talkin bout.

My survival rate was around .02, IIRC. Tis all I meant.

Your page disagrees.

Huh. My country must have rallied when I wasn't looking. Certainly more survivors than when I went to bed.

[The Holy Therns]

I don't know what that is.

British humor with recurring characters in a series of sketches. YouTube can probably enlighten you.

British humor rarely fails me. YouTube it is.

[DesAnges]

Yeah, but I guess quite a few of us just had to get it out of our system. Excorcise the demons, so to speak.

I see, but it's probably beneficial for everyone if you don't go too all out on the fire and brimstone.

There is no other way to do it, sometimes.

[Forster Keys]

Bro...

Are you allergic to something in that mix?

If I was, it would probably have to the scotch. Chivas Regal. Why? I drink the light beer on occasion and the worst I had to contend with was frequently visiting the bathroom, and I once drank five cups of tea without much in the way of ill effects.

At least Chivas Regal is supposed to be good. And I'm fairly sure the tea wouldn't have done anything, unless the caffeine interacted with alcohol or some eldritch chemical nonsense. When you had the Scotch did you fill the cups all the way to the top with spirit?