The Eternal Thread: There can be only one

[Ainin]

If you do not want to eat horse, never eat IKEA meatballs

Nah. That's just Ikea Czechoslovakia (I know it's the Czech Republic but Czechoslovakia sounds cooler).

[Coffee Cakes]

Bear Jew? Why are my people being mentioned now?

Me dressing up as a character known as such, from a movie by Quentin Tarantino, set in Nazi-occupied France. Said character is a Boston-area Jew who beats Nazis to death with a baseball bat signed by the entire Boston Jewish community.

Boston. Fuck yeah!

[Astrolinium]

...isn't IKEA a furniture company?

Yes, but they have a cafeteria that has meatballs.

...

Do you have to, like, assemble them yourself?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh, I need to add sea urchin. I had it in sushi. Ew.

Sea Urchin? Good god, how did that taste?

I also probably had other types of sea-food that I'm not aware of, like the ones in Artificial Crab, which I believe are Artic Cod, or something like that.

Not too great, Hungry. It was grainy and slimy and... the taste was just nasty.

[New Maldorainia]

If you do not want to eat horse, never eat IKEA meatballs

Nah. That's just Ikea Czechoslovakia (I know it's the Czech Republic but Czechoslovakia sounds cooler).

I am sure the Czechs and the Slovaks would love you

[Disserbia]

As long as it is killed by a human why would it not be?

Halal doesn't have to be only killed by a Human.
It's supposed to be killed in the name of floating sky guy and you're not supposed to eat non-herbivores.

Yes but what he said still could be Halal, where you said it definitely was not.

[New Maldorainia]

Yes, but they have a cafeteria that has meatballs.

...

Do you have to, like, assemble them yourself?

Yes, but they never give you all the parts.......

[Hungry]

If you do not want to eat horse, never eat IKEA meatballs

Nah. That's just Ikea Czechoslovakia (I know it's the Czech Republic but Czechoslovakia sounds cooler).

You do know Slovakia is an actual country too, right?

[Hungry]

Halal doesn't have to be only killed by a Human.
It's supposed to be killed in the name of floating sky guy and you're not supposed to eat non-herbivores.

Yes but what he said still could be Halal, where you said it definitely was not.

I'm fairly certain Rattlesnakes are Carnivores.

[Ainin]

Yes, but they have a cafeteria that has meatballs.

...

Do you have to, like, assemble them yourself?

And what's worst, there's no instruction manual (well, not like Ikea instruction manuals were actually useful).

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

...

Do you have to, like, assemble them yourself?

Yes, but they never give you all the parts.......

Or they do and you just can't tell.

[Rocopurr]

Yes, but they have a cafeteria that has meatballs.

...

Do you have to, like, assemble them yourself?

Yes and the instructions are terrible.

[Hungry]

Sea Urchin? Good god, how did that taste?

I also probably had other types of sea-food that I'm not aware of, like the ones in Artificial Crab, which I believe are Artic Cod, or something like that.

Not too great, Hungry. It was grainy and slimy and... the taste was just nasty.

The concept itself isn't very appealing to me, but I would like to try everything at least once, so I'll give it a shot if it ever presents itself.

[New Maldorainia]

...

Do you have to, like, assemble them yourself?

And what's worst, there's no instruction manual (well, not like Ikea instruction manuals were actually useful).

Saying you can't read Swedish or Chinese?

[Stattr]

Eh?

It makes me think.

Anyways, are you going to be able to call me?

Yes. Right now.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Not too great, Hungry. It was grainy and slimy and... the taste was just nasty.

The concept itself isn't very appealing to me, but I would like to try everything at least once, so I'll give it a shot if it ever presents itself.

I know it's served seasonally.

[Ainin]

Nah. That's just Ikea Czechoslovakia (I know it's the Czech Republic but Czechoslovakia sounds cooler).

You do know Slovakia is an actual country too, right?

Yup but fuck them.

[Disserbia]

Yes but what he said still could be Halal, where you said it definitely was not.

I'm fairly certain Rattlesnakes are Carnivores.

Are they? I don't know.

[New Maldorainia]

I wasthinking of when IKEA was contemplating entering the car business, would you have to assemble the car yourself?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'm fairly certain Rattlesnakes are Carnivores.

Are they? I don't know.

I think so.

[New Maldorainia]

Are they? I don't know.

I think so.

Rattlers are carnivores, they use their venom to paralyze their victim, kill it, then swallow it, whole

[Ionian Knights]

Good god...

Longest phone call I've had...

but was a funny one

[Ainin]

And what's worst, there's no instruction manual (well, not like Ikea instruction manuals were actually useful).

Saying you can't read Swedish or Chinese?

Can't read traditional Chinese. Stupid IKEA... Haven't they realized Traditional Chinese is only used on a shitty island that makes shitty computers nowaday?

[Maharasthra]

Banned horse meat!? Now what is the saying going to be!? "I'm so hungry I feel like I could eat a camel."!?

*shrug*

"I'm so hungry I could eat a cat."

[Stattr]

Good god...

Longest phone call I've had...

but was a funny one

Yes, I've had longer though. Though this one was awesomer.