TET: 9/10 Bowls of Petunias think :Oh no, not again!

by **Cerod** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:07 am

Forster Keys wrote:This thread holds a conversation like a paper bag holds water.

I have met many Paper Bags in my day, how dare you accuse them of not holding apple pies?

by **Scamvidia** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:07 am

Now my flag looks 3-D

by **Wamitoria** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:08 am

Cerod wrote:
Forster Keys wrote:This thread holds a conversation like a paper bag holds water.

I have met many Paper Bags in my day, how dare you accuse them of not holding apple pies?

Either I've lost my mind, or this statement makes no sense whatsoever.

by **Gallup** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:09 am

Wamitoria wrote:
Cerod wrote:
I have met many Paper Bags in my day, how dare you accuse them of not holding apple pies?

Either I've lost my mind, or this statement makes no sense whatsoever.

There high.

by **Jetan** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:09 am

Armenia II wrote:
Jetan wrote:Mitä ihmettä te höpötätte?

áre yœü güiß just spåmming lęttérs łíke thïs?

Nope. Completely legit sentence, that.

by **Cerod** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:09 am

Wamitoria wrote:
Cerod wrote:
I have met many Paper Bags in my day, how dare you accuse them of not holding apple pies?

Either I've lost my mind, or this statement makes no sense whatsoever.

Ah sense, a fine tweety bird that is.

by **Grenartia** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:09 am

The Corparation wrote:
Grenartia wrote:I am too fucking sick...

Amputate your stomcah. Its holding you back.

Capital idea. [/tophatandmonocle]

Gallup wrote:
Central and Eastern Visayas wrote:Not the kind of orgy I want to be part of, thank you very much.

I never thought I would ever write the words "Socialist Orgy".

They're fun. Don't knock 'em till you try 'em.

Napkiraly wrote:
Gallup wrote:I never thought I would ever write the words "Socialist Orgy".

Everyone owns the "means of production" if you will.

Sigging.

by **Slembana** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:10 am

How old are we all?

by **Wamitoria** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:10 am

Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

19

by **Armenia II** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:10 am

Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

11.

by **Zottistan** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:10 am

Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

14.

by **Thafoo** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:10 am

Cerod wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:Either I've lost my mind, or this statement makes no sense whatsoever.

Ah sense, a fine tweety bird that is.

ah but G Bush you wouldn't stand by while a towel is mauled in warm blood would you?

by **Vredlandia** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:10 am

Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

7

by **Armenia II** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:11 am

Jetan wrote:
Armenia II wrote:
áre yœü güiß just spåmming lęttérs łíke thïs?

Nope. Completely legit sentence, that.

My sentences will always be completely legit.

by **Gallup** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:11 am

Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

13.

by **Forster Keys** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:11 am

I've got no idea what the fuck is going on but I feel deprived. It's three o'clock in the morning, the television is turning off and on again, people are wearing masks and there is no oral sex to speak of. Who the fuck comes up with this?

by **Jetan** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:11 am

Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

21

by **Armenia II** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:11 am

Zottistan wrote:
Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

14.

I thought you were 15.

by **Wamitoria** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:11 am

Thafoo wrote:
Cerod wrote:Ah sense, a fine tweety bird that is.

ah but G Bush you wouldn't stand by while a towel is mauled in warm blood would you?

Oh, I see.

You all have lost your minds. I feel better now.

by **Thafoo** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:12 am

chapter 4 is available free of TG! ^_^
One day the old man Seamus was considering the lot of his life. He sat at the pub nursing his fifteenth Guinness of the evening and proudly proclaimed for all to hear, "Look at the lot of you! Do you know who built this pub? I did! I laid the foundation down with my own bare hands, cut the wood, laid the floor, built the walls, made the door, nailed it all together I did. It took time, but I got the roof and put the roof over this here building! But do they call me Seamus the Pub Builder? Ach, no..." The others would've stirred at such a speech, but all knew where the tirade was headed.Seamus continued, "You know the bridge you crossed to get over the river so you could get to the pub! Do you know who built that bridge? I did! I gathered all the stones together from miles around, organizing them by size and shape until I could the the basic shaped of the bridge in place. I mortared and plastered the stones in place until the bridge was set to cross that river! But do they call me Seamus the Bridge Builder? Ach, no..." Seamus started again, "The fighting clans! Do you know who brought them together and got them to stop fighting, until peace was had? I did! But do they call me Seamus the Peace Maker? Ach, no..." "Not the pub builder, not the bridge maker, and not the peace maker am I... But you screw ONE little goat!"

by **Armenia II** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:12 am

Scamvidia wrote:Now my flag looks 3-D

Maybe. Let me go find my 3D glasses.

by **Jamie Anumia** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:12 am

Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

16.

by **Camelza** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:13 am

Scamvidia wrote:Now my flag looks 3-D

It just looks small.

by **Armenia II** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:13 am

Gallup wrote:
Armenia II wrote:
Gall, you can't hack a typewriter.

That is LITERALLY the funniest joke I've ever heard!

Excuse me sir, I believe you brought me the food that my food eats.

by **Central and Eastern Visayas** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:13 am

Slembana wrote:How old are we all?

21

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