Quotes of people in your nation MK.II

[Hockenberg]

"Next time, try not to say bigoted, speciesist shit. Plonker."
-Matthew Neal to a Dinosaur supremacist after punching him in the face

[Saurisisia]

"Hey, did you hear some insignificant squeaking?"
~ Mark Edwardson, ordinary Saurisian, in response to the ranting of a Human supremacist (before the latter was promptly beaten to a pulp)

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"Wait, you mean you don't have special parking spaces for tanks?"
~ Tank owner to a shopkeeper

[Auzkhia]

"If you can get that tank into this city I will give you this crisp 20 Krone note."
-A policeman talking to a country tank owner.

[Herminia]

"Pfeh, my cousin's out in the Heer fighting foreign armies and what do I get? Garrison duty."
~ Anonymous Herminian soldier

[The Zeonic States]

"What do you mean the Property is being seized as an asset to the state?"

"You refused to sell so now it is being taken."

"That isn't fair!"

"You should have thought about that before building a condo on the future site of an oil pipeline."
-A Zeonic Mineral Resources Officer and A Zeonic Home Owner.

[Rome Terra]

"When Rome was a city everyone could kick us around, but when Rome became Rome Terra we kicked them around."
~Ex Emperor Allias Ceaser~
"Threaten Rome Terra, pay with your life"
~Centurion Isee~
~Rome Wasn't built in a day, but we could take over your nation in a day"
~Centurion Isee~
"If I could be anyone, I would be a Roman."
~Emperor Dadu Reesac~
"The World is like Walmart, buying allies and enemies and taking down other shoppers."
~Councilman Terra, SIC of Rome Terra~

[Kengburg]

Partial Record of Trial for Kengburgian Gen. Ugstad, 1967

Supreme Judge: The prosecution has provided more than enough evidence that you brutally murdered 200 natives

Ugstad: Two hundred and five exactly

Supreme Judge: Yes...205

Supreme Judge: My closing question to you, general, before you get sent to Death Row, is why did you do it?

Ugstad: Madam, I did it for teh lulz.

Kengburgian Congress, 2010

PETA Representative: AND I REQUEST THAT MEAT EATING BE OUTLAWED!

Speaker Osome: Your radical views are so idiotic I do not know how to put my response politley, so I must say, request denied bitch.

Prime Ministarial Press Confrence, 2008

PM: I have recieved news that an explosive device was detonated today at the Church of Scientolology.

PM: So I have decided to hold a national day of celebration.

Philosopher's Hall, 1421

Philosopher: What is the meaning of life?

Passerby: An organismic state characterized by capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction

Philosopher: Oh.

[Democratic Republic of the Triumvirate]

Presidential-Ducal-Chairman: No more welfare! Cut all the benefits provided by the last government by 120% by tomorrow!
Minister for Finance: By 120%? How is that possible?
Presidential-Ducal-Chairman: The poor pay us.
Minister for Finance: Excellent.

[Agymnum]

"You are asking me to shut down the most successful intelligence gathering operation in the Confederation's history simply because you do not LIKE one of its operatives? Get out of my office, you're fired. Don't bother coming in tomorrow to pick up your stuff - I'll have it delivered to your residence." - Commissioned Officer Johan Hadris to Former Commissioned Officer Haley Stone, on Project Blue

[Saurisisia]

"Wait, I thought dragons were extinct!"

"Oh no, the reports of our extinction were... greatly exaggerated."
~ Ordinary Ginka conversing with a visiting Drakònian

[The Holy Amercian Republic]

"Alas, the homosexuals have planted one of their sympathizers in the highest office of what was once one of the most proper Godly nations on earth. A sad day indeed."

Drake Plathley, Secretary of State

"Do not worry, Same sex marriages are still forbidden here. I just have no desire for sex."
The prime minister

"To reject the Lord's gift of procreation is an offence against His natural law. Anyone found doing so, whether due to sodomy-related lust or any other abberation, is to be reported for treatment as a homosexual or sympathiser."

Excerpt from HRTD pamphlet Homosexuals and their Sympathisers: The Heathens Within

[Orellana]

"Man would fain be great, and sees that he is little, and thus he determines to keep his fellow man in bondage unjustly, so as to enhance his own stature."

~ Claire Wolfe of the Jefferson Institute.

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"Nationality is not mentioned in these orders. If the nations whose ships we interdict ask why we are boarding their ships, we shall ask what those ships are doing moving flesh."

~ Admiral Spiro Ordaz de la Peña, C.S.N., on anti-slavery operations.

[Agymnum]

"Target is in my sights. Take the shot?"

"Assassination is still unconfirmed by Brutus. Stand by."

"Target about to exit viable window. Fifteen seconds."

"Brutus? We have Yarick on the line."

"Counsel, ten seconds. Take the shot?"

*silence*

"Seven seconds, Counsel."

*silence*

"Four-"

"Do it."

"Taking the shot."

*Gunshot, then screams and panic*

- Commissioned Officer Yarick, Commissioned Officer Malleus, and Counsel Brutus transcript of final moments prior to the assassination of the Prime Minister of Xanicea

[Orellana]

"Genders are not equal. People are."

"There are no bastard children here. There are only bastard parents."

"The best way to make men and women equal is not to pretend genders do not exist.

~ The Honorable Judge Viriato Vázquez.

[Estainia]

"We have commanded the fate of the world for too long, and now like Rome before us; we will burn for our arrogance at deciding the fates of so many lives." - Lord-Knight Rolan Vasilyev during the Russo-Spanish Revolution of 1921

[Solarus Romanum Imperium]

"As a warning to you; all those who claim our name, all those who fill our station, and all those who follow in our footsteps are promised the same resounding doom as we were given... One day, it may not be for many millenia, the barbarians will pound at your gates, and they will drag your civilization down into a new dark age for your people; the same as happened to us." - The Curse of Rome; written by Roman philosopher Appius Hilarius in 1700 AD

[Orellana]

"The right to defend oneself is precisely that, a right. It is not a privilege which the state may grant and revoke as it wishes."

~ The Honorable Judge Viriato Vázquez.

[New Federation China]

"The use of violence to abate violence is not acceptable in civilized society. Vigilantism and blatant murder are not replacements for Law and Order in any place that calls itself a proper nation." - Xiang Chan; Political Scientist

[Orellana]

"The rights of the individual must never be allowed to be suborned to the whimsies of the state."

~ The Honorable Judge Viriato Vázquez.

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"The world is full of gray areas, but to outright deny the existence of black and white in regards to issues of morality is just plain foolish."

~ Attorney General Reina Hämmer, on the issue of moral objectivity.

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"If you kill the people of my nation, you will gain my undivided attention. Needless to say, that is not a good thing."

~ Sergeant Giana Pérez, C.S.A. Special Forces.

[Saurisisia]

"And thus, at long last, we are free. Never again shall we be subject to an oppressive government that does whatever it wishes."
~ Cera Hayworth

[Bojikami]

"Oh look. Its the man that once proudly oppressed us, Remember me? Akabe Village? You killed by family you sadistic bastard."
-General Anthony moments before the Emperors execution

"Give up? What if Lenin gave up when shit got tough? What if Stalin gave up against the Nazi's? What if Mao gave up? What if Castro just didn't care and gave up?
Hell, what if Anthony gave up when the Emperor killed his family huh? I'll tell you, this world would be full of Fascists and Monarchs. Fascists, and monarchs. No Democracy, No Communism, no Socialism. A dead, enslaved world is what we would have."
-Premier Emile giving a pep-talk

[-Costa Luna-]

"Anyone who says that failed example of government was a world power in its time is beyond fairly mistaken. They spent their entire civil war getting their asses handed to them across their entire self-declared country; no one would recognize them and they barely won a battle except when they outnumbered their betters by ten to one and that was rarely if ever. No, the Confederate States of America was not and never was a great power during its time of existence; it was nothing more than a pathetic bunch of racist farmers who knew how to lose and lose well." - Jeremías Vela; Lunar Historian arguing with a Neo-Confederate during his time in America

[United Socialist Council State]

"I, as your democratically* elected leader, will never be overthro..."
*some terms and conditions may apply
-Angela Thatcher, just before realizing revolutionaries were already storming the palace

[Delvoir]

"A little blood must be spilt to sew the seeds of life," - Francis XIX, justifying the execution of 18 communists in 1901.

[Xekliv]

"Target is in my sights. Take the shot?"

"Assassination is still unconfirmed by Brutus. Stand by."

"Target about to exit viable window. Fifteen seconds."

"Brutus? We have Yarick on the line."

"Counsel, ten seconds. Take the shot?"

*silence*

"Seven seconds, Counsel."

*silence*

"Four-"

"Do it."

"Taking the shot."

*Gunshot, then screams and panic*

- Commissioned Officer Yarick, Commissioned Officer Malleus, and Counsel Brutus transcript of final moments prior to the assassination of the Prime Minister of Xanicea

"Target is in my sights. Repeat, target is in my sights."

"When do you think chinese new year is?"

"What? I don't know, just tell me when to take the shot."

"And what year is it? Like is it the year of the dragon, year of the tiger..."

"It's year of the shut the fuck up now tell me when to take the shot."

-- Two Xeklivian assassins prior to killing a high-value UEA target