Auzkhia wrote:"The only reason why they did not make out of diamonds, because diamonds are too brittle."
-Emperor Heinrich talking about his classic 1963 Mercedes Benz 600 Grösser
"All day long I hear people, tourists from monarchist countries mostly, ask why we overthrew our monarch when we were still a Kingdom. Why enter all that chaos? Why put ourselves in so much jeopardy and fuck things up for the next few decades? Why, you ask? BECAUSE MOST OF US WERE LIVING IN POVERTY STARVING TO DEATH WHILE THE NOBILITY WAS SEEING HOW MUCH SHIT IT COULD COAT WITH GOLD AND DIAMONDS!"
- tour guide in Fuerant, Gaulois, speaking of the Gaulois Revolution