Quotes of people in your nation MK.II

[Curiosityness]

"Hey grab me a fruit snack"- famous civil rights activist

[Bajireyn]

"If our war against the Covenant was a victory, it was a Pyrrhic victory, at best. Dozens of planets glassed, billions dead, and the Covenant only experienced a minor setback, with the loss of their prophets. And their return isn't a question of if they will return, its a question of when. And, this time, I doubt we'll be able to keep them back."

-- President Athena Areios

"And then you realize you're allies with us and that if the covenant try and drag their sorry asses back to destroy you again they'll have over a thousand new ones ripped before you can say 'prepare your anus.'"

-- Jol Feron

"They have, and the UEA attacked back in 2556. Get with the times, Jol."

-- President Athena Areios

[Shin Jang]

"We Kedrians strongly oppose tyranny. Of course the most obvious form of tyranny is autocracy. Autocracy is tyranny by one man. True democracy is tyranny by the masses. Both strip citizens of their civil liberties. An autocrat is very difficult to remove. We all know true democracies, especially socialist democracies, inevitably lead to dictatorship. Thus, the best system for us freedom embracing Kedrians is a constitutional republic." - Prime Minister in his viral national speech warning people of tyranny.

Tyranny was a necessary evil to improve our living standards. Look at us, we are able to blow past other nations throughout Central Asia economically and socially by using tyranny...

-Minister of Finance Amanda Zheng at a press confrence concerning the sorry state of Shin Jang's civil rights-

[Siu Ming]

"Why do we still have compulsory military service? Good question. ...This thing on? Right. Well, a large part of our nation's policy revolves around the fact that everyone has freedom of choice, which would seem like a contradiction in terms. However, freedom of choice must be guarded, so that the few bad elements among us can't make the choices of others meaningless...." - Minister Ko Baozhai, during townhall meeting in Six Mile Village

[Ruridova]

"Four Terranovan Rebellions, Four Terranovan Reclamations."
- Ruridovan citizen referring to a series of rebellions and reconquerings that occured in what is now the Dominions of Stadacona, Ungave, Terranova, Rio Soyte, the Ayicama Islands, Tierranueva del Sur, and Caiture-Abrolhos-Platina; namely, the First Terranovan Rebellion(Terranova, 1774-1783, reclaimed 1812-1815 following Terranovan attempts to seize Ungave and Stadacona), Second Terranovan Rebellion(Tierranueva del Sur, Caiture-Abrolhos-Platina, 1808-1824, reclaimed 1829-1833), Third Terranovan Rebellion(Terranova, Rio Soyte, 1810-1821, reclaimed 1846-1848 following civil war 1835-1836 and an attempts to seize the Ayicama Islands), and Fourth Terranovan Rebellion(Caiture-Abrolhos-Platina, 1821-1824, reclaimed 1899).

[Saurisisia]

"And so dawns a new age in our history, an age of freedom, prosperity, unity, and progress. Let us hope it shall lead so as we move on into the future."
~ Consul John Horridus announcing the creation of the United Dinosaur States of Saurisia

[Primordial Luxa]

All our monkeys have monkeys
we drive our deathcrush diamond Jaguar Limosines
We're not fantastic motherfuckers, but we play them on TV
It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like
We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
The devils are girls with Van Gogh's missing ear
You say what you want but filth is all that they hear
I've got the jigger to make all you bigger
Ladies und gentlemen
So drop your pissroom mate, and make sure you're not late
You tramps and lunatics
Here's a trick that's gonna make you click
So my Bon Mots, Hit-boy Tommy Irons, Rowdy rowdies, Honey-fingered Goodbye Dolls
Hellzapoppin, open your third nostril
Put on your black face, and your god is gone
- Words of the insane oracle Nosnam

[Raurosia]

"We're going to win this battle, or my name isn't General Horatio Wabblewaggle!"
-Gen. Horatio Wabblewaggle (shortly before defeat in the Battle of Gobblebraggen)

[Kalmarium]

"The Segmentum Terrum, the cradle of mankind. Here is Terra, known to antiquity as Earth, the heart of the Imperium of Kalmar. An empire of over a hundred million worlds, the Imperium stretches across the galaxy. Besieged by aliens and demons, attacked from within by heretics and rebels, for fifteen thousand years it has endured. Protected by fleets of warships, and legions of genetically-engineered soldiers. It is the 24th Millennium, and there is only war."
--Opening of the packet guide to Kalmar

[Agymnum]

"Est bellum crudele." ("War is cruel.") - Motto of the Agymnum Biological and Chemical Weapons Manufactorum

[New Rayhaven]

"And so it comes to it finally, the moment we have all been waiting for. Comrade, bring me a fresh bottle of Victory Gin. I need to enjoy this moment." - Big Brother, to a subordinate after hearing of the success of the Ingsoc Revolution in New Rayhaven

[Bojikami]

"Your head goes here!"
-Graffiti on a tank above the treads.

[Ruridova]

"And so it comes to it finally, the moment we have all been waiting for. Comrade, bring me a fresh bottle of Victory Gin. I need to enjoy this moment." - Big Brother, to a subordinate after hearing of the success of the Ingsoc Revolution in New Rayhaven

"Down with Big Brother, down with Big Brother, down with Big Brother, down with Big Brother."
- audiobook copy of 1984 and also most Ruridovan's reactions towards Big Brother

[Agymnum]

"This government extends its recognition of planetary sovereignty to the people of Xii-Dan. May your planet always be fruitful, your trade fair, and your people happy." - Aurelius Cato Public Press Conference following the peaceful defection of Xii-Dan from the Agymnum Confederation

[Wisconsin9]

"And so it comes to it finally, the moment we have all been waiting for. Comrade, bring me a fresh bottle of Victory Gin. I need to enjoy this moment." - Big Brother, to a subordinate after hearing of the success of the Ingsoc Revolution in New Rayhaven

"You know, if we can just find out where this guy is, just for half an hour, we can take him out. Wouldn't even take a nuke, a cruise missile with a thermobaric warhead would do the trick easy."

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to get people into that hellhole? Half the time we manage to get someone in, using an identity created by their own Minitrue, they end up vaporizing them within six months, and guess where that leaves my men?"

"I'm just saying. If you could get one close enough to Big Brother, and manage to get a transmission out..."

—Conversation between General Dmitri Kozlov and the Director of Strategic Intelligence.

[Crux Sancti Patris Benedicti]

"There are ways of telling whether she is a witch." - Sir Bedevere

[New Tebow]

"It's Tebow Time!"
-Dictator Zack Owens after Tim Tebow won yet another game in the clutch.

[The Grand World Order]

"Let the world know- let the world know tonight, let it know tomorrow, let it know for all future time to come: small¹ as we are, situated as we are... we will fight to the end with what we've got." -Admiral of the Navy Erane Jenvus Buwan, during a public address during the First Invasion of the GWO; the GWO was alone against a multi-national coalition headed by Cazelia and the Lone Alliance, both of whom were considered far more powerful than the Federation.

Buwan's forces kept the aggressors out of Magna Polis until the eventual withdrawal of the Cazelians, which prompted the abandonment of the invasion.

1Comparatively. The coalition the GWO was fighting had a combined population over ten times the size of the GWO at the time.

[Ruridova]

"Let all of the world, from end to end, know that now both Nazi Dansbruck and Fascist Seyamajima lay defeated."
- Fmr. Prime Minister Sir Neville McLean upon the end of the Second Global Conflict in a radio broadcast

[Wisconsin9]

"Let the world know- let the world know tonight, let it know tomorrow, let it know for all future time to come: small¹ as we are, situated as we are... we will fight to the end with what we've got." -Admiral of the Navy Erane Jenvus Buwan, during a public address during the First Invasion of the GWO; the GWO was alone against a multi-national coalition headed by Cazelia and the Lone Alliance, both of whom were considered far more powerful than the Federation.

Buwan's forces kept the aggressors out of Magna Polis until the eventual withdrawal of the Cazelians, which prompted the abandonment of the invasion.

1Comparatively. The coalition the GWO was fighting had a combined population over ten times the size of the GWO at the time.

If there's only one thing we have in common with the GWO, it's that neither of us would ever give up, ever. Hell, that's half the reason we have zero desire to go to war with them, it would probably end with both countries as radioactive wastes.—Anonymous.

[Orellana]

"It is a terrible sin for a man to draw his sword under false pretenses, but it is a worse sin to leave it sheathed when the blood of his native soil cries out for justice."

~ Representative Tatyana Ordóñez.

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"I think it's high time we found the enemy and did him a mischief, don't you?"

~ First Sergeant Dima Pérez, LRRP.

[Giovenith]

"SHUT UP ABOUT HEDGEHOGS AND SIT DOWN, OUR MONARCH IS MISSING DAMMIT!" -Cosmic, yelling at one our Princes

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

"I don't have to explain every little impossible thing to you!"

-Dr. Barisov at the Unatural Disaster Conference

[Stelarus]

All our monkeys have monkeys
we drive our deathcrush diamond Jaguar Limosines
We're not fantastic motherfuckers, but we play them on TV
It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like
We're the low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
The devils are girls with Van Gogh's missing ear
You say what you want but filth is all that they hear
I've got the jigger to make all you bigger
Ladies und gentlemen
So drop your pissroom mate, and make sure you're not late
You tramps and lunatics
Here's a trick that's gonna make you click
So my Bon Mots, Hit-boy Tommy Irons, Rowdy rowdies, Honey-fingered Goodbye Dolls
Hellzapoppin, open your third nostril
Put on your black face, and your god is gone
- Words of the insane oracle Nosnam

"No we have no idea what it means, yeah we know of them but they don't always explain everything they do, and we're honest people, subtlety and imagery most of the time go right over our head; half the time I can't tell if I'm offending them, making them laugh at me, pleasantly surprising them or all three of those at once, or maybe it's none of the above. If you want to figure something out about them, go talk to them, not us; just get a little bit of courage and ask them what they mean, we're not their translators or their puppets." --Diana of Stelarus (Second Daughter of Lady Qwhen) speaking at a press conference regarding international relations.

[Auzkhia]

"The only reason why they did not make out of diamonds, because diamonds are too brittle."
-Emperor Heinrich talking about his classic 1963 Mercedes Benz 600 Grösser