Quotes of people in your nation MK.II

[New Frenco Empire]

"Between re-using double-quotation marks, and the atrocious use of the redundant misphrase 'Could care less', New Frenquian grammar is just as disorderly as their society!"

-Slightly creepy Naian grammar nazi.

New Frenkish English isn't exactly the same as old world English. At least, not punctuation wise. Mostly because we don't care, so long as it's readable.

Also, where exactly did I say that?

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"They need to get laid. Big time."

-Frenkish internet user on "Grammar Nazis"

[Auzkhia]

"Logic and reason are what makes an animal sapient. We are animals, scientifically speaking. All animals have emotions but a beast can not reason. The beast is not sapient. We ponies are one of the few sapient beings."
-An earth pony stallion to his little brother.

[Las Palmeras]

"Tensions have risen to new highs with the islands of Trinidad, Tobago, and Grenada. Formerly things had been like the such since the creation of it's Violetist theocracy in 1983 which led to local embargoes on the islands. This going back and forth with petty sales.

The capture of the crew of fishermen from Estrella Marina, a large fishing trawler has put the PRLP on full alert leading to total restrictions of economic activities. The Theocracy claims that the trawler was in territorial waters, despite the fact GPS tracking showed otherwise. The sudden shift in course causes suspicion, implying a kidnapping. What is sure is that the Theocracy is wanting to put the captured fishermen as forced laborers or even sacrifices for the Violetist regime despite the fact even unlawful entry would call for a far less severe punishment.

Currently the Revolutionary Defense Force is on high alert, leading to the current blockade made by the six destroyers of the Kashin, Kildin, and Kotlin class within the RDF's Navy. Close Air Support aircraft have been massing in the airstrips of the nearby Santa Lucia island after the Government recently issued that it would not tolerate any 'insolence' by part of the Theocracy."
-Public Radio Announcement

[Xekliv]

"I like assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised."

-- Kaesir Ith

"I'll give you three seconds to walk away."

"Pah! You don't scare me."

"One."

"Your head is gonna be mounted on my wall, you know that? Right above the fireplace!"

"Two."

"I can practically smell the sweat from under your helmet. You're horrified of me."

"Three."

((Gunshot))

-- Boris Drago

[Greater Americana]

"Only in the media is the Law irrelevant. If a case such as this were to take place in reality with such a gross disrespect for the Law; the judge would be disbarred, the prosecutors and assistant prosecutors as well as the district attorney; the list goes on; and on top of that they'd all be imprisoned. The Law exists for a reason, and only in fiction is it not followed." - Eustache Travers, Lawyer, after having seen an episode of Law and Order

[New Frenco Empire]

"Pretty hilarious when the intolerant want you to tolerate them because their beliefs contradict with yours. I'm sure if we tolerated everyone with a flawed belief, the world would never have became secular, people with dark skin would still be in chains, and Europe would be about 20 million Jews less populated (and shrinking still everyday). So no, I don't feel I should tolerate their backwards ideas because they're wrong."
-The Memoirs of Carl Harrig, 2100.

[Gorgashia]

"Sapients are above the animals? Heh, wouldn't that be nice? Truth of the matter is, sapience is the only thing we have that the animals don't, in terms of mentality. Take psychology for example. Psychology can be seen as a very dark part of science because while the rest of science can attest to our greatness, psychology is always pointing out how low we are. I ring a bell every time a dog is about to eat, pretty soon, the dog salivates whenever the bell is rung, even if there's no food. Now, I ring the bell before a man eats, but surely men can fight through this illusion, right? I ring the bell when there is no food and the man salivates. So much for his greatness and intelligence. If a man can be tricked just as easily as an animal, then he is not above the animal at all. Sapiece merely loosens the chains wrapped around our feeble minds, but all it takes is a quick tug and we are back to being animals. Say what you will about the 'power of will' or the 'strength of spirit', because every time psychology pushes them, they bend, they always bend. And they only stand tall again when psychology allows them to."

- Tibout Ambriose, Gorgashian Psychologist.

[Naiveria]

"Pretty hilarious when the intolerant want you to tolerate them because their beliefs contradict with yours. I'm sure if we tolerated everyone with a flawed belief, the world would never have became secular, people with dark skin would still be in chains, and Europe would be about 20 million Jews less populated (and shrinking still everyday). So no, I don't feel I should tolerate their backwards ideas because they're wrong."
-The Memoirs of Carl Harrig, 2100.

"I thought you there was no right or wrong with you guys... you just can't make up your mind, can you?"

Naian blogger on exaggerated memoir regarding selective tolerance.

[New Frenco Empire]

"Pretty hilarious when the intolerant want you to tolerate them because their beliefs contradict with yours. I'm sure if we tolerated everyone with a flawed belief, the world would never have became secular, people with dark skin would still be in chains, and Europe would be about 20 million Jews less populated (and shrinking still everyday). So no, I don't feel I should tolerate their backwards ideas because they're wrong."
-The Memoirs of Carl Harrig, 2100.

"I thought you there was no right or wrong with you guys... you just can't make up your mind, can you?"

Naian blogger on exaggerated memoir regarding selective tolerance.

"I think all gay people should be hanged for being gay! Fuck those guys! I'm intolerant, you say? I know you are but what am I?! Tolerate my intolerance!"
-unknown

[Saurisisia]

"Ah yes, conservatives, the great evil of our time. A menace that must be stopped, must, for greater good!"
~ Isabella Grove, satirist

[Yitia]

"I thought you there was no right or wrong with you guys... you just can't make up your mind, can you?"

Naian blogger on exaggerated memoir regarding selective tolerance.

"I think all gay people should be hanged for being gay! Fuck those guys! I'm intolerant, you say? I know you are but what am I?! Tolerate my intolerance!"
-unknown

"I think all the people who uses bad words should be hung, then crucified then burned alive and fed to the ravens."
-Lil' Suzie, the cute-and-psycho girl.

[Saurisisia]

"There's a difference between a mere taboo against homosexuality and having laws that dictate that homosexuals should be put to death."
~ Anonymous

[Xekliv]

"You kidnapped me away from the Alliance so you could go skinny-dipping in a toxic waste pit?"

"A Centurion's got to have some way to unwind."

-- Vortex Theron

"I have an excellent poker-face."

"Oh?"

"That was a joke. I hate poker."

-- Vortex Theron

[Auzkhia]

"Psychology is a pseudoscience."
-An unknown mental ward patient.

[-the Ukrainian SSR-]

"The willingness to readily use force is what distinguishes us from the monarchist, the democrat or reviled socialist. We do not lack the will necessary to undo their soft, fragile worlds held up on lofty ideals contrary to reality. We are built on the hardness of reality; and are more than willing to not only defend our ideal, but dismantle others." - Alena Belyakha, Ruthenian Fascist

[Herminia]

"Do we admit that we face many foes in this world hellbent on destroying our government and forcing our people to adhere to democratic or communistic systems at the barrel of a gun? Yes, but that is all the more reason for us to forge alliances with like-minded nations who are capable of aiding us in times of war and not repeat the mistakes the original Nazis had made."
~ Josef Brikentrop, Herminian Foreign Minister

[-the Ukrainian SSR-]

"We've no love of democrats or socialists, this is true. However I will happily put up with both, before I ever tolerate those regimes based around National Socialism." - Gen. Valshannar

I swear, Herminia, I didn't plot this out for you. ;p

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"Despair took the rest, it is always the most feeble-minded who survive the longest. Spare, oh god in mercy spare me."

-Only recorded speech of the sole known survivor of an unidentified fishing vessel found scuttled on a Vectian beach, spoken just before the mysterious person's death from acute radiation poisoning. It is the most likely translation of zer words, which were in Lithuanian, and written down phonetically as no speaker was present.

[Saurisisia]

"In my experience, Murphy is the most sadistic motherfucker in the Universe."
~ Jenna Wilkinson, captain of the Star Destroyer Vigilance

[Bojikami]

"Now, the thing is, no matter how much capitalists, fascists, and others may try to deny it, communism is inside all of us. The ideals of wanting to band together and help the common man, the ideals of just doing things without the 'motivation' of money. they are all part of human nature. The only reason we have capitalism and fascism is because humans, over time, began defying their nature, they became greedy, selfish, and began exploiting one another. However, there are still some of us who believe in the old ways, and we believe that despite these bad people we can still achieve unity and happiness."
-Anthony Belinsky

[Las Palmeras]

"In midnight at the turn of a new day, the thirty crew-members of the Estrella Marina were all killed within the regular ritual sacrifice following the Violetist Theocracy's 30th anniversary. The destroyer blockade force launched an attack of guided missiles against outdated surface contacts nearby, among these the confirmed sinking of the Theocracy's only frigate, it's capital ship, a Des Moines class cruiser. Two remaining Bronstein class frigates of the Theocracy were also reported to have been sunk effectively destroying the bulk of the Theocracy's navy. Also this morning, dud SCUD launchers were fired from Santa Lucia and partly intercepted by former-Soviet SAM systems around Grenada and Trinidad y Tobago.

Early this morning, shipyards and Theocracy military posts of Trinidad and Tobago's Northern sides were attacked by the three squadrons of ground-attack aircraft which were sent to Santa Lucia Island previously.

Bombardment via missile attacks are still being carried out by the blockade force. The current war between the People's Republic of Las Palmeras and the Theocratic Violetist Union of Grenada, Trinidad y Tobago has been dubbed 'The Midget War' abroad."
-Public Radio Announcement

[Saurisisia]

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout!"

"Don't worry, guys, I'll get them. Take that!"
~ A group of Drakonians trying to break free of the internment camp they're in by using their magical abilities to attack the guards and destroy the defenses that keep them fenced in

[Ruridova]

"Debate is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes."

"No it isn't."

"It is."

"Not at all."

"Now look-"

"The session is over."

"What?"

"That's it. Good day."

"I was just getting interested!"

"Sorry, the legislative session is up."

"The debate session can't be over!"

"I'm afraid it was."

"It wasn't."

"I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to debate anymore."

"What?"

"If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to call for an extension of session."

"Yes, but that was not a full session.... Oh come on!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to debate unless you've extended the session!"

"Oh, all right. Motion to extend session? Seconded? Passed? Okay. Good.... Well?"

"Well what?"

"That wasn't really the end of the session, just now."

"I told you, I'm not allowed to debate unless you've extended the session."

"I just paid!"

"No you didn't."

"I DID! I DID! I DID!"

"No you didn't."

"Look, I don't want to argue about that."

"Well, you didn't pay."

"Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? Got you!"

"No you haven't."

"Yes I have. If you're debating, I must have extended."

"Not necessarily. I could be debating in my spare time."

"Oh, I've had enough of this."

"No you haven't."

"Oh shut up."
- conversation between Congressman Dzokhar Aydarmiraev and Senator Vincenzo Segarra, during a joint session of Parliament

[Bojikami]

"Cigarettes?"

"Oh, no thank you I don't smoke."

"Blindfold?"

"No thank you, no."

"Slowotny!" (the firing squad snaps to attention) "Grydenka..." (they raise their rifles) "Verschnitzen."

"Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!"

"A telegram? From the Anthograd! The Central Committee! It says...'Carry on with the execution'." "Verschnitzen..." (The squad raise their rifles)

*gunshots*

"How could you miss?"

"Um... He moved."
-A Bojikamiian execution, 1973

[New Frenco Empire]

"Drones are bad, you say? We shouldn't be using them for warfare, you say? You know, the last time an innovation in warfare this big happened, a lot of people who rejected got gunned down while they tried to rush their modernized opponents with swords and spears."

-Major Antony Velius, Drone Operator in the Imperial Air Force to an anti-drone advocate, 2077.