Quotes of people in your nation MK.II

[Ruridova]

That isn't what I'm saying at all.

I'm saying that that proverb observes intolerance is well and fine when something is 'deserving' of intolerance, cosmopolitanism is built on the reverse of that, tolerance. Thusly, to be cosmopolitan, one cannot be intolerant.

That assumes that Ruridovans are the Borg; of one mind and one mind only. Which isn't the case. I probably have some proverb running around that directly contradicts that.

[Saurisisia]

"Button mashing, it really works."
~ Anonymous gamer

[Mewtinigrad]

"If there's a better nation than this, I haven't made it yet"

-Mewtini

[Bojikami]

"Go forth men! Set fire to their huts! Salt their fields! Kill their warriors! Glory to Bojikami and the Emperor!"
-unknown General during the Bojikamiian invasion of Manchuria, 1595

[New Frenco Empire]

"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Fred Harrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die."
-Colonel Fred Harrigan to an Ardavian insurgent, 2290. Ironic, considering Harrigan is an Ork.

Free sex to whoever can tell me where that originally came from.

[Oroloo]

Fallout 2. Frank Horrigan. The Enclave Oil Rig.

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"Well, that was..... Eventful. Can we just take a moment to sit for a bit before we head back home? My feet are killing me."

- Anonymous Orolan Hero after he and his party killed a giant dragon that was hidden in a maze that had to be slain by a magical sword that was locked away in a hidden dungeon that had to be opened by a key that was fragmented and scattered across Oroloo.

[Estainia]

"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Fred Harrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die."
-Colonel Fred Harrigan to an Ardavian insurgent, 2290. Ironic, considering Harrigan is an Ork.

Free sex to whoever can tell me where that originally came from.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalloooooooooooooooooout 2. But no sex, please, I'll pass.

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"Aaaaand Pluto gets a spot because when I taught it, it was a planet." - Cornelius Maximilian, 2096 AD, giving a lecture on the solar system (well, Earth's solar system).

[Las Palmeras]

I'd like to continue watching the perpetual bickering of those around me like the cat (I Am a Cat) but I must bathe and go to a party celebrating Independence Day. If I return (probably not), it'll be under the influence.

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"This is not a post."
-Passerby

[Middleton St George]

"I don't care how much good you think it will do, I don't care how many times you vote it through the assembly, I don't care how many of my subjects support it! I will not be the King who regulates fish and chip shops!"

- King Johannes III, in 1955, proudly defending our believe in small government by refusing to introduce a register of all fish and chip outlets in the country. To this day, any member of the Royal family is allowed free fish and chips across the country in gratitude for his bravery

[New Frenco Empire]

Both of you get free sex slaves. Who doesn't like BDSM?

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"Although we hate the modern form of communism (aka the form practiced by our Socialist neighbors), Marx's original ideas are utopian in nature, and the best possible outcome for humanity. However, from a realist's point of view, true communism is impossible in this day and age. Regulatory capitalism is the only way we can meet a balance of equality and strength. That's precisely why Marx is still a greatly respected historical philosopher, and why Rand isn't. Well, that, and Rand is a blowhard whore who is only recognized as a philosopher by lassies."
-Carl Harrig's memoirs, published 2100.

[Bereia]

(OOC: Calm it down, friends.)

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"They gave me three hundred of what they called soldiers, a band of everything from green boys barely old enough to use a razor, to old men who could barely hold a musket. I was handed a few rifles for my best shots, enough muskets for the rest, and swords for the lot. I brought my own horse. Nobody else had one. We had no artillery. With this I was instructed to go into the trees and interdict enemy troop movements and supply lines. As a young captain I felt certain we would not survive. To this day it still amazes me we did."

-- Colonel Eldred Deere, a veteran of the Napoleonic Wars.

[The Grand World Order]

"I was born without a mother nor father. I emerged from a heartless machination instead of flesh. Half of my body is cold titanium. I am a machine with a soul. I am the greatest technological feat of the Fascist Federation, for there is nothing natural about me and there never was, yet I maintain a presence in the things beyond the physical plane. You cannot kill me." -Griffith Victor, to his usurpers (Grand Commander Athena and Chancellor Slaag)

"I always wanted to be like you, but then I realized you were the worst part of us!" -Grand Commander Athena Agatha Griffith, to Victor

[The Intersphere]

"Crossdressing prostitutes? Well, I've always liked surprises."
~ Head Diplomat Lucio Orgojlo, on a mission of 'Diplomacy'.

[Bojikami]

"I went into the war, a caring man. I had a wife and a child. I had all of those things before those damn Nazi's attacked. Kurosov, and the suburb which my wife and child resided in were attacked. When my army was tasked with the liberation of Kurosov, and we won, I looked around the neighborhood frantically, trying to find what was dear to me... but they were not there. The war went on, I lost many good friends and some family, until that day at Auschwitz came. My army and the Soviet's attacked the camp without remorse, and as we were liberating it, I noticed one thing. In the pile of bodies, I noticed a necklace, the one I gave to my wife years ago. I did not shed a tear, I did not show weakness as I removed the necklace and put it in my pocket. But, something inside of me died that day.

Today, my only regret was that Hitler was a coward and killed himself, my only regret was that I was not there to strangle the life out of that asshole, like he strangled the life out of millions."
-Demitri Kasparov
(He was reunited with his son in 1948)

[Thama]

''I asked for a single red tulip for my daughter and what did this almighty wish-granting factory of an Archon-Engineer give me? A huge mansion, a garden full of exotic fruit and a tank of Coelacanths. And not a single flower in sight. Is this really what tax money goes towards?'' - Archon Summus Valerian Richter, 1968 In protest against the idiotic spending sprees of Archon-Engineer Samantha Washer.

[Bereia]

"How many terrorists would be paralyzed if their intended victims refused to cooperate, even if it meant death for themselves?"

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

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"If you assault my homeland, I will fight you until you leave, and then I will follow you back to yours and make sure you never trouble me and mine again."

-- Julie Nilsson, U.S. Citizen.

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"Captain, please don't play coy with me, and don't insult my intelligence. The camera footage quite clearly shows you deliberately maneuvering to collide with the Mermaid. While she is a whale harvester, and you represent an organization which is opposed to whaling, that does not entitle you to assault whalers, or to seek the destruction of privately held property. At this time, you are under arrest, and you will be coming with me. Your ship will be brought back into port under an armed escort. I would advise your crew not to get any bright ideas."

-- Lieutenant (J.G.) Quentin Myles, U.S.C.G.

[Vaxon]

"This is This Cat.
This is is Cat.
This is How Cat.
This is To Cat.
This is Keep Cat.
This is An Cat.
This is Idiot Cat.
This is Busy Cat.
This is With Cat.
This is Code Cat."

- Vaxonian speaking to Earthlings.

[Naiveria]

"This is This Cat.
This is is Cat.
This is How Cat.
This is To Cat.
This is Keep Cat.
This is An Cat.
This is Idiot Cat.
This is Busy Cat.
This is With Cat.
This is Code Cat."

- Vaxonian speaking to Earthlings.

"I didn't know aliens did drugs."

-Official Naian response.

[Ruridova]

"I didn't know aliens did drugs."

-Official Naian response.

I think you missed it.

"This
is
How
To
Keep
An
Idiot
Busy
With
Code".

[The Grand World Order]

"What you are, and what will you be? My answer to your question, is what the State wills." -Dr. Julia Americo, about to fuse a political prisoner to a machine in the Spire Institute

[Auzkhia]

"Just smile, because life is beautiful."
-Bubblini Da Vinci

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"Revenge is a two headed snake biting each itself. You see the other head go down, but your head goes down too."
-Archduke Georg von Habsburg.

[Dolantown]

"bogz y u do dis" -Spoderman

"acualy is dolan" -Bogz

"dolan r u fkin sirus" -Gooby

"gooby pls" -Dolan

"fak u dolan" -Dafty

[Lonbonia]

"When ever you feel heartbroken for almost being executed, just remember, you're still alive, and that's the ultimate prize now." - An executor, after telling a prisoner that she won't be executed.

[Bojikami]

"And now every day is a gift."
-Bojikamiian soldier to a German POW that was nearly executed.

[Auzkhia]

"Because most people are not just satisfied with merely existing."
-Emperor Heinrich
It is unknown to whom he was speaking to.